My dear readers have you ever bought a game for the sake of a gimmick over a game that you find out later is far more entertaining in everyway? Have you ever been ashamed after playing a game, or just pray to god your mom or any beloved person in your life wont walk in on you playing that game. I for one have fallen victim to this a couple of times, letting the glitter and boobs of one game win me over.
Most of the DOA series has been the ones to give me that greasy feeling, the feeling of making me feel too much like a virgin. As most of you know DOA seires is known for its imagnary women that wont call you a pig if you change their outfit into something that no real woman (though if you do know such a woman then take advantage!!!) would ever dear dawn. I remember it all to well the game that i had to chose over, it was between a copy of DOA collection with the revamped DOA 2 and 1; the game that was the obvious choice at the time was Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic. (which i bought later the same month and loved the shit out it, so much that i think i played it through my grandma's funeral (dont worry she hated my guts))
Both games were for the X-box, sadly though i picked DOA, the reason was pretty simple.....i was thinking with my dick and i feel extremely ashamed of my self for what i did. (which i rather not go into detail) i played through the game for a good 3 weeks unlocking the shameless costumes, feeling like a greasier nerd each passing day, playing with it's settings and ignoring the male characters because lets face it no one cares about them except for maybe that guy from ninja gaiden.
I kept myself locked in my room, not wanting anyone to see me play, or just anything all together. I began to think of the "what if?" with Knights of the old republic, knowing of its obvious awesomeness, despite its lack of epic boobs (being a teenager around boobs is a powerful thing).
so ask you baby birds, has anyone ever had the same problem, or am the only one who has fallen victim to this?
You perv.
<3
its the naturel way things work