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Well most of the games i buy are mostly for the PC and DS (fuck yeah). i enjoy mostly Rpgs, real time/turn based strategy, some fighters, puzzle games (puzzle fighters ftw) i enjoy party games as well so im a big fan of multilayer games, i also enjoy simple action games that you can mostly play on the toilet. im mostly a budget gamer/ moocher to the stars mostly because my lack of funds, but that's what friends are for. I'm all for free games, just not anything requires a flash player, i despise internet flash games with a passion (acceptations are made every so often.) some of my favorite games are Geometry Wars galaxies, Rome total war, star trek armada 2, star wars empire at war, final tactics advance (1 and 2.), crono trigger, final fantasy 6 and 3 (annoyed by 7), legend of zelda series, puzzle fighters (all of them), street fighter third strike a new generation (not sure if i got the whole thing right.) street fighter alpha 3, Xenosaga (in love with Kos-mos), fire emblem, mutant league hokey and football (THE greatest games ever fucking made) and animal crossing. i'm currently playing animal crossing wild world, and pretty much nothing else except for the occasional game at a friends house or rom on my computer.
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Jesse Cortez
i think i need a shower after playing
RoboRene2525 | 11:47 AM on 11.28.2008 5 comments


My dear readers have you ever bought a game for the sake of a gimmick over a game that you find out later is far more entertaining in everyway? Have you ever been ashamed after playing a game, or just pray to god your mom or any beloved person in your life wont walk in on you playing that game. I for one have fallen victim to this a couple of times, letting the glitter and boobs of one game win me over.
Most of the DOA series has been the ones to give me that greasy feeling, the feeling of making me feel too much like a virgin. As most of you know DOA seires is known for its imagnary women that wont call you a pig if you change their outfit into something that no real woman (though if you do know such a woman then take advantage!!!) would ever dear dawn. I remember it all to well the game that i had to chose over, it was between a copy of DOA collection with the revamped DOA 2 and 1; the game that was the obvious choice at the time was Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic. (which i bought later the same month and loved the shit out it, so much that i think i played it through my grandma's funeral (dont worry she hated my guts))

Both games were for the X-box, sadly though i picked DOA, the reason was pretty simple.....i was thinking with my dick and i feel extremely ashamed of my self for what i did. (which i rather not go into detail) i played through the game for a good 3 weeks unlocking the shameless costumes, feeling like a greasier nerd each passing day, playing with it's settings and ignoring the male characters because lets face it no one cares about them except for maybe that guy from ninja gaiden.
I kept myself locked in my room, not wanting anyone to see me play, or just anything all together. I began to think of the "what if?" with Knights of the old republic, knowing of its obvious awesomeness, despite its lack of epic boobs (being a teenager around boobs is a powerful thing).
so ask you baby birds, has anyone ever had the same problem, or am the only one who has fallen victim to this?



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Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 12:54
Neonie
Dude breasts are one of the most powerful thing on this planet, all joking aside, entire civilizations have had their ASSES handed to them becuase someone showed their boobs to someone else.
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 18:57
Jesse Cortez
I'm sure I have at some point purchased the lesser game because of some unknown reason, but I can't say the reason has been primarily because of boobs.

You perv.

<3
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 19:12
F Whipple
My dad walked in on me during the laughing seen in FFX. This is the only time I've been ashamed of being a gamer.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 23:58
Aziel13
Bewbs and Va jay jay rule
its the naturel way things work
Freefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 08:24
Freefall
Titaaaaays!!! Such a strong factor in certain games, looking back, I'm ashamed I bought DOA Xtreme Beach Vollyball... it wasn't the vollyball I was after...
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