Greetings dear readers! I i wonder sometimes about the children that will take are places once were balding and unable to hold a game controller due to the fact that are cyborg prosthetic fingers are much too powerful to press the buttons without breaking it (hoping we get to control stuff with are minds by then after Jesus kills everyone with his mighty grammar). Lately ive been worried about my niece, for she is quickly falling into the lame fads that most little girls have been falling into (worshiping the crap out of the Disney channel ). something i noticed was on her 7th birthday where her mother proposed this "you can have a birthday party or you can get Wii" ii honest got up from the sofa yelling at the confused child, demanding that she pick the Wii instead or i would beat the piss out of her. She chose the party, and i was deeply ashamed of her and till this day i remind her of this mistake. lately though she has gotten less lame, such as showing interest in cartoons from the 90's, comic books and enjoying watching me play video games. i figured a good game to get her interested in video games would be the games that i grew to love as a wee youngsters such as Mega Man X and Legend of Zelda A link for the past. Both were games that i fell in love with the first time i saw them


Though i wont lie it was extremely annoying listening to my niece asking why that guy is trying to kill me for a good few hours, in which i grumble "just because hes a jerk" which for some reason in the mind of a 7 year old is not a good reason. Not to mention she figured that she could play the game a thousand times better then me each time i die (i mange to disprove her and dash her hopes in a manner of seconds.) I figured that the Snes would be a good tool to show a maybe future gamer what sliver age of video games were like before HD and the frustration of having to remember Passwords to get back to the same place that you were before you go off to the kill the last boss, or having to save only to start at the end of dungeon rather then on the dot like today's video games.
With all the little annoying sounds that seems to just pour out of my niece's mouth i mange to get over the whole thing when ever she tugs on my shirt asking me to play Legend of Zelda, seeing a small gleam of hope in that punchable face of hers, i even mange to cry the first time when she tried to play the game by herself. I'm still currently playing Legend of Zelda again for my niece to watch, enjoying the wonder that it brings her but still hating her little questions and comments, since shes unable to understand that the simple story plot, but i was the same once.
I now try to convince my niece to buy good games for DS (which is actually all been in vain since she manages to pick out utter shit half the time) but you cant say i try. So tell me Dear readers did you ever have a slimier experience with your younglings?

My dear readers have you ever bought a game for the sake of a gimmick over a game that you find out later is far more entertaining in everyway? Have you ever been ashamed after playing a game, or just pray to god your mom or any beloved person in your life wont walk in on you playing that game. I for one have fallen victim to this a couple of times, letting the glitter and boobs of one game win me over.
Most of the DOA series has been the ones to give me that greasy feeling, the feeling of making me feel too much like a virgin. As most of you know DOA seires is known for its imagnary women that wont call you a pig if you change their outfit into something that no real woman (though if you do know such a woman then take advantage!!!) would ever dear dawn. I remember it all to well the game that i had to chose over, it was between a copy of DOA collection with the revamped DOA 2 and 1; the game that was the obvious choice at the time was Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic. (which i bought later the same month and loved the shit out it, so much that i think i played it through my grandma's funeral (dont worry she hated my guts))

Both games were for the X-box, sadly though i picked DOA, the reason was pretty simple.....i was thinking with my dick and i feel extremely ashamed of my self for what i did. (which i rather not go into detail) i played through the game for a good 3 weeks unlocking the shameless costumes, feeling like a greasier nerd each passing day, playing with it's settings and ignoring the male characters because lets face it no one cares about them except for maybe that guy from ninja gaiden.
I kept myself locked in my room, not wanting anyone to see me play, or just anything all together. I began to think of the "what if?" with Knights of the old republic, knowing of its obvious awesomeness, despite its lack of epic boobs (being a teenager around boobs is a powerful thing).
so ask you baby birds, has anyone ever had the same problem, or am the only one who has fallen victim to this?

It had been a dull gray 7 months since the last time i have fished in its streams, in search for rare fish, or just rare enough fish to pay that bell addicted raccoon. A seven months free of patrolling the town of its fruit trees, after all i had a mortgage to pay, and a house to decorate. I was sober for seven months, trying to fill the self made hole that Animal crossing wild world for the DS left with other titles, though none were a sufficient fix for my lust for time consuming hand held games.
I remember the day quite clearly, i had just finish watching a unholy amount of the E channel, and was browsing the channels for some screen candy to fill me. All i found was the Vanilla Ice movie, Cold As Ice, and a day long marathon of Dark Angel on the SCFI network. Obviously it was a boring day for me. i had mastered most of the games in my collection, and man can only jack off oh so many times in one day. What was a man of my age and free time to do? So i rummaged around my junk discarding old comic books, and stuff from high school, and what do i find, but my copy of Animal Crossing: wild world.
The last time i had injected this video poison into my brain was a while back, waking up 6 in the morning to hunt for bugs and waiting many a seasons to catch certain fish, and perhaps all in all ready to turn tricks for desired pieces of furniture. i eventually broke the habit by throwing the game somewhere that was just too miscellaneous for me to remember, going cold turkey in the process. I did my best to resist putting the game into my DS, but failed in the end, letting my curiosity win.
After turning on the DS and hearing the inviting opening tune, and selecting continue. what i found was the remains of what i had once built with blood and sweat, pouring my being into keeping out weeds, now they ran a muck, covering the land with themselves, and giant mushroom like its gang leader. I walked around searching for old neighbors only to find that most moved away, while others greeted me asking if i had clear my mind in the seven months prior of my return. It struck a few heart strings, as i began to clean up town, ripping weeds, spending a entire day doing this chore till alas i was done. A hour later i was picking fruit and selling it, killing the cockroaches in my house, and simply back to my old habits.
I know i spend way more time then i should, on a game that really seems boring on paper, but it has a charm that pulls me and keeps me to itself, and i in awe invite its embrace by sacrificing my time to it, rather then trying to get a girlfriend to give my love to, helping my niece do her homework, visit my grandma, write a song or anything more constructive. No instead i have been spending the past 2 weeks doing repetitive activities, mindless errands and wasteful hunting, and dammit i love every last bit.
I heed you my baby birds dont follow in my foot steps if your ex Animal crossing player then good for you stay away and let my tragedy be one of warning, for those who had hit rock bottom like have, please try to get out of it and take me with you.
i leave now, since im waiting for a package from Tom Nook. Remember my dear reader, what you read here cant be unread.