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4:38 PM on 11.04.2010

Episode v.007 TPHFB


Before anything else, we would like to dedicate this episode of RoboChode to Benoît Mandelbrot, who passed away on October 14th.  So long, and thanks for all the math.


Yeah, it's been a little while again, and we know you were all so concerned.  We explain these things in the first few minutes.  Also, we've decided to start putting up new episodes bi-weekly.  Hopefully this should make our releases far more consistent.



Anyways, here's this weeks stuffs.  


I'm pretty sure Josh never said the word "jizz".


Episode v.007 - TPHFB

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00:00 Where we've been
01:15 Laws of robotics
04:20 Creative attachments for sex robots
08:20 Sentience and the dietary habits of robots
09:30 Robot, android, cy   read

5:22 PM on 10.18.2010

RoboChode - v.006 Half-Circumcised

After a month long hiatus, your favorite science and technology podcast is back on a new schedule.  Today we bring you episode 6: Science vs. Religion.  In addition to the normal crew, we have special guest Allen Park (SenorDouchebrah or whatever the fuck he goes by now) joining us this week.



Episode v.006 - Half-Circumcised

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00:00 Introductions and squiggly lines
01:30 Belief backgrounds
14:30 Jesus riding dinosaurs, and decoder rings
18:00 Perception of the vocal minority
19:20 Muslims must be cat people
21:57 Apparently just about anyone can carry a handgun in Kentucky
25:00 Using racism to defend gay marriage
27:00 Group thoughts on the co-existence between science and relgion
30:40 Why can't we leave poor Mr. Hawking alone?
33:20 Jedi lovers
37:43 Scientology and papercraft; OR Who the fuck needs an ed   read

6:34 PM on 09.17.2010

RoboChode - v.005 The Heroin Machine.

We're (almost) back on schedule! Here's our fifth episode, having crawled out of the backseat of your car and quietly into your house behind you, waiting in your bedroom closet while you put groceries away.

Enjoy it.

We will.

Epidsode v.005 - The Heroin Machine.

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0:00 Introductions and breakfast foods
1:00 Tracy's Dick
3:00 Tony Stark's bag of tricks
11:00 Virtual reality
19:00 Batman's gadgets
30:00 Mechs
34:00 Lightsabers
41:00 Bullshit Dr. Who that nobody cares about
44:00 Listener questions


Here's a bit of bonus content.

Follow us on twitter: @robochode

Forum Threads: We have one.

Episode 6 will be right on time next week!   read

12:53 AM on 09.08.2010

RoboChode - v.004 - Kill It With Mirrors.

So a real episode after two weeks! Sorry about that, but between scheduling issues and PAX we had some problems. We hope to make it up by giving you two episodes this week. We're back and on track again and we hope you enjoy.

On to the ear sex!

Episode v.004 - Kill It With Mirrors.

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0:00 Introductions and dedications
1:00 Archimedes and inventing in the buff
10:00 Leonardo Da Vinci and bad impressions
17:00 The most racist we've been thus far
19:00 Not to be confused with Steve Guttenburg
22:00 Ben Franklin and the confusion about odometers
26:00 Nikola Tesla was better than Thomas Edison
40:00 Oppenheimer is a son of a bitch
44:00 Suicidal inventors
51:00 The most important inventor EVER
54:00 Video games in college curriculums
1:00:00 Listener questions


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Check out our forum thread!

Episode v.005 will be up soon!   read

7:43 PM on 08.26.2010

RoboChode - v.0039 - Cop-out.

Robochode met with misfortune this week.

It's best explained in this weeks pseudo-episode, which is only about a minute long. Give it a listen if you like your explanations in the form of music.

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Stay tuned next week for your regularly scheduled broadcast.   read

4:44 PM on 08.20.2010

RoboChode - v.003D Pronouncing Ocarina Correctly.

Robochode comes to you this week to talk about the hottest new trend: 3D!

We make a bit of time for some other science and tech stuff as well.

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Episode v.003D - Pronouncing Ocarina Correctly.

0:00 - Intros / Good 3D Movies?
6:00 - James Cameron loves 3D's dick
11:00 - 3D Star Wars (Star Tours?)
13:00 - Jerking off to 3D porn
18:00 - Gaming in the third dimension
27:00 - Talking about WoW again?
32:00 - What should be in 3D?
38:00 - 3D printers
43:00 - Cloud computing
50:00 - Intelligent recommendations
54:00 - Porsche's super hybrid
1:00:00 - Questions from Ryan in California
1:10:00 - A question from not Ryan


Follow us on twitter: @robochode

Check out our forum thread!

Get your questions ready for Episode v.004, recording next week!

Enjoy the ear sex.   read

12:40 AM on 08.13.2010

RoboChode - v.002 What's a Chode, Anyway?

Robochode returns for a second amazing episode!

Take a listen as we discuss a whole bunch of science & technology stuff!

Remember you can find us at our new home:

Episode v. 002 - What's a Chode, Anyway?

0:00 - Introductions
1:00 - What is a chode?
3:00 - Sharpie's reinvention of the pencil
10:00 - Where's the future?
18:00 - Designer Babies
22:00 - i<3Robot
30:00 - RIP Google Wave
34:00 - What's the beef with cloned beef?
45:00 - Net Neutrality
57:00 - Questions from Ryan in California


You can also follow us on Twitter @robochode

Or you can stop by our forum thread

We record again next week for episode 3! So get your questions ready!

Enjoy you sexy sexy listeners.   read

1:14 AM on 08.05.2010

RoboChode - v.001 Teleporting Camels

Welcome to the first episode of RoboChode!

We know what you are saying, "What? Another podcast? WTF?!"

We are different though, as we will be focused primarily on technology and science. Ever wonder just how those magnets do work? Have you wanted to find out exactly what would cause a double rainbow? Do you think the Ipad is really just 4 iphones taped together? Then you are in the right spot. Yes, games are included in that, so don't you worry your pretty little head.

Your hosts are

Josh (aka IcarusKills, forum mod rock star)
Levi (aka Zombieplatypus and creator of that fantastic art you see up there)
Will (aka Technophile. He's some dude.)
Conor (aka JonBloodspray. The ladies love him)

Come with us as we explore the WORLD OF TOMORROW!

Fap it if you love it, give us some feedback in the comments!
You can also visit the forum thread for the show


Episode v .001 Teleporting Camels

0:00 - Introductions and Awkwardness
1:00 - Teleportation and Quantum Theory
6:00 - Futurama and Nerd Jokes
8:00 - Keys to the Internet and Burkina Faso
15:00 - Jailbreaking and Cracking Games
18:00 - Apple's Tyranny and Zune's Shitty Third Party Support
21:00 - Apple FaceTime and Porn Chatting
29:00 - Overpopulation and Placenta Sandwiches
36:00 - Zombie Apocalypses and Minor Outbreaks
38:00 - Lost and Time Travel Explanation
41:00 - The Matrix and Unfulfilled Potential
44:00 - Plants vs. Zombies and Michael Jackson's Estate
48:00 - Prince and the End of the Internet   read

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