With gamers revelling in the
news that every video game fan's favourite attorney has been formally sanctioned,
GamePolitics has posted transcripts from the trial.
One part of his cross-examination for Alabama Judge James Moore really stood out: Thompson killed the judge's fax machine. That's right, the gloriously annoying and archaic communication medium couldn't handle Thompson's legal spam.
COPYPASTA:
JT: …You entered an order, though, saying that I couldn’t communicate with you any further.
MOORE: Directly to me or through my fax machine…
JT: Okay, and what was the annoyance that you had with that?
MOORE: Just fax after fax after fax after fax after fax after fax.
JT: Do you ever get communications by fax from other lawyers?
MOORE: Occasionally…
JT: What’s the cut-off on how many faxes?
MOORE: Oh, I don’t know. You reached it, whatever it is.
JT: Anybody else ever reach it?
MOORE: No… Not close… You ruined my fax machine.
JT: I ruined your fax machine?
MOORE: It quit.
JT: Did it.
MOORE: Yes.
JT: What kind was it?
MOORE: I don’t know. A cheap one.
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This left me wondering, was Mr. Thompson inspired by a violent video game when he spammed Judge James Moore's fax machine to death?
I use a fax machine at work all the time......
Pretty much everything in court has to have a paper copy for records purposes. The court system is probably the #1 biggest waster of paper in the country.
Lawl, JT.. lawl. <3
HAHAHAHAHA
I haven't laughed at something so goofy so hard in a very long time.
just another reason for the Flordian Judicial system to hate the living guts out of one Jack Thompson.