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Jack Thompson kills judge's fax machine
Robert Janelle | 4:43 PM on 03.20.2008 13 comments




With gamers revelling in the news that every video game fan's favourite attorney has been formally sanctioned, GamePolitics has posted transcripts from the trial.

One part of his cross-examination for Alabama Judge James Moore really stood out: Thompson killed the judge's fax machine. That's right, the gloriously annoying and archaic communication medium couldn't handle Thompson's legal spam.

COPYPASTA:

JT: …You entered an order, though, saying that I couldn’t communicate with you any further.

MOORE: Directly to me or through my fax machine…

JT: Okay, and what was the annoyance that you had with that?

MOORE: Just fax after fax after fax after fax after fax after fax.

JT: Do you ever get communications by fax from other lawyers?

MOORE: Occasionally…

JT: What’s the cut-off on how many faxes?

MOORE: Oh, I don’t know. You reached it, whatever it is.

JT: Anybody else ever reach it?

MOORE: No… Not close… You ruined my fax machine.

JT: I ruined your fax machine?

MOORE: It quit.

JT: Did it.

MOORE: Yes.

JT: What kind was it?

MOORE: I don’t know. A cheap one.

</COPYPASTA>

This left me wondering, was Mr. Thompson inspired by a violent video game when he spammed Judge James Moore's fax machine to death?



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007's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:06
007
How many fax machines must die?!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:24
king3vbo
Brilliant.

I use a fax machine at work all the time......
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:36
Samit Sarkar
Yeah, we use fax machines at work every day. But that’s a hilarious transcript.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 17:56
Aerox
@brainderailment

Pretty much everything in court has to have a paper copy for records purposes. The court system is probably the #1 biggest waster of paper in the country.
Dr l0cke's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 18:24
Dr l0cke
I'm guessing he did the old "tape two pages in a circle and fax them to enemy" trick.
Nessie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 19:16
Nessie
Faxes are still widely used in real estate as well.

Lawl, JT.. lawl. <3
Segasonicdude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 19:18
Segasonicdude
@l0cke

HAHAHAHAHA
pyrofreak421's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2008 20:53
pyrofreak421
@locke
I haven't laughed at something so goofy so hard in a very long time.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 12:29
Justin Villasenor
What did that poor fax machine ever do to JT?
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 17:11
JRisJunior
you monster! you fucking god damn monster!

just another reason for the Flordian Judicial system to hate the living guts out of one Jack Thompson.
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