In a post last week, I issued a daunting challenge to all PC owners. Specifically users of Internet (Or [insert poorly thought out insult here]). I merely proclaimed that I am the greatest iSketch player in this here parts of Destructoid. This new post is not meant to be a retraction, if that's what you're expecting, I wouldn't hold your breath. This is merely to remind all you PC owners who don't own a Mac and are not lucky enough to be playing Jeopardy! Deluxe (I just happened to pick mine up and just Alex Trebek alone is glorious!), that tonight you can try to take out your frustration on this here Apple enthusiast, me, in iSketch.
Mind you this is no easy task but you do have two things in your favor:
1. I have contracted a venereal disease. A bad one actually that has rendered me even more awkward than usual.
2. I broke my headset giving myself fellatio. Hence my
epic shit-talking arsenal will not be in use to anger and distract from your game. Trust me, this right here is a blessing in disguise, as I sound like Dora the Explorer. Swiper no swiping.
This will be your future. Crying like a bitch, when I'm done with you.
But please don't think those things will cripple my game as I intend to bring it and crush all who oppose me. My shit-talking I will post in a future blog for all to read and ridicule the losing players, as I will be laughing at the lack of skillz (with a "z") I'm quite sure I'll come across if any PC players show up. Before you crybabies start telling me:
"Oh, but Riser, it's hard to draw with a mouse WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" excuse, all I have to say is I manage quite well. Perhaps it is not the mouse that is garbage but your artistic ability (OH DANG I FUCKING WENT THERE DUDE DID YOU READ THAT SHIT?!).
Any brave or stupid challengers who wish to wipe
the smug grin off my face can do so @ 8PM ESTizzle. 3 ROUND MATCHES FO SHO. For about an hour or two should suffice. Should I see that there will be a need for an additional host I believe White Power Bill has volunteered for duty as one.
This is your opportunity to kick my ass gentlemen. To shut this "labeled" Apple Fanboy up once and for all.
Are you man enough to? Because I'm man enough to. Seriously. I'm not compensating for anything.
Interested parties leave your information. I will throughout the day send GTalk messages containing images of my lower region. As well as free lessons on how to wash your eyes out later in the evening.
oooh Cadillac
I can't sketch any more. You destroyed my eyes with your banner.
iSketch sucks, the lag is unbearable.
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Y0j1mb0/own-an-xbox360-with-live-click-here--90344.phtml
I see what you did there.
Oh, snap!
What's with this CMB crap lately. Who gives a crap. You guys create your own little clique and think the world revolves around you or something....
<_< >_>
You so crazy!
This is the best the PC crowd can muster? Weak ass excuses and no shows?
Somehow I knew this.
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE....oh wait i have a card game to play ...yeah...
OK, I know this is a joke and all but... If this was real (hypothetically speaking, of course), then what room would we play in?
I would like to ask the same hypothetical question about which room.
Well, seeing as how it's riserglen, I think we'd all play in the batroom.
I'm not sure.
i hate bats. and rabies.
I don't mind the bats. Though the rabies I could live without.
oic what you did there....
I'm not sure if iSketch is worth the investment. Why do you use the worst port in existence of this game?
Inklink > iSketch
Yeah, Inklink is vastly superior. Not as many assholes on there, either.
I am both terrible at art and have a shitty mouse. Pass.
tl:dr
Very nice,
RISER GAY
I will school all of you foos. Bring it.
Thanks,
KingGayBo
KingGayBo
screw you guys, I'm gonna play Ninja Fagden
he's gonna make sweet sweet Gaybies
Sweet, now we can have DJDUFFY join us so she can lay some beats on us while we play.
COOL STORY BRO
I can draws some enrish wurds.
Dollar dollar, ipod, cheap, cehap.
OMG I am going to PUNISH YOU IN ISKETCHING
you're an 80 year old man shit talking like a 1...oh wait, wrong blog.
Finally, the iSketchaslovakians are back!
Tazer you are such a retro fag. I mean I am so seriously right now calling you a retro fag.
retro fag.
Show up Butmac.. Show this old man your sketching skills.
PEW I can't wait any longer! Show up in iSketch now - I am about to sketch you the sketch up.
sketch you.
Why issue a challenge on the worst port of a game?
Why not challenge us to by-proxy baby cage fighting?
iSketch is perfectly playable IN-PERSON head to head, but only a moron would either issue or accept a challenge to play this iSketch version of Jeopardy! Deluxe .
And that ain't gettin started on the controls.
I will break you, Riser. In iSketch.
Oh dang it's been brought!
Cock Gobbling Bandits?
*TEST THIS IS A TEST*
Oh NOES! internet wieners!
I really want to play iSketch now.
CMB? C-Mafia Blog? Wut?
Cat Molester Bandits?
i wanna play i wanna play.
bloop me sir.
mac! jeeeeeeeeeeej :-)