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Honestly, I really don't know why I stopped blogging. Maybe it's just my real life taking over or maybe it's the dream I had about Christian Bale that I refused to wake up from until now.

I'm not gay. It's called Bromance. Look it up.

But since I took the time to add text to that picture of ElectroLemon, I guess I should talk about the vidja.

I've been playing a lot of Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix. I'm not that great at it but I love learning it. I still jump far too much and go for reversals that I shouldn't go for, but it's satisfying to get better at. I just need to break bad habits instilled in me from playing Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike so much (you actually have to deal with fireballs instead of just parrying them? HOLY SHIT!)

I also rented Sonic Unleashed. Dear Lord is it bad. It makes me want to go back and play Sonic and the Secret Rings again. I don't even think the running levels are all that good. At least not good enough to suffer through the Werehog levels. Don't even get me started on the towns. DON'T EVEN GET ME STA-DED.

And I watched Twilight. I know it's not a video game but it's so bad I just had to write down my hate for it somewhere. The writer of the book is Mormon, so everyone knows her stance on doing stuff with things. So it's pretty clear that the vampires biting people is a metaphor for sex and that by not biting the chick with the gigantic forehead, the alleged gorgeous vampire is abstaining from becoming intimate with her. But then he talks about how he abstains from biting humans by biting animals? So in the end Twilight is a movie that sells an abstinence-only stance and suggests you only have sex with animals before marriage instead. HOT. I never knew that Mormons were into that kind of shit. I guess I'll have to hide my dogs the next time they knock on my door.

Anyway, I'm tired. Bye bye.



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Riser, that new banner is awesome.
...who are you?
"I never knew that Mormons were into that kind of shit."

Don't most Mormons have more wives than there are Pokemon? Get to know! For some reason every girl I know that has watched the film seems to think it's amazing.

"I also rented Sonic Unleashed. Dear Lord is it bad. It makes me want to go back and play Sonic and the Secret Rings again."

NO WAI! I haven't been bothered to get to a Warehog section yet but there is nothing that could drive me back to Secret Rings. I can't believe I asked for it that christmas. What a waste.
wait wait.. did you PAY to see twilight? >.>
Yeah, that header is pure fucking awesome. The town areas in Sonic Unleashed are THE WORST. I think everything in between, especially the fast roller-coaster Sonic levels aren't THAT BAD. But that town shit really, really killed the game. And having to collect medals just to keep playing new areas? Unbelievable.
The banner wins.
Please don't mention Bromance. I can't fucking stand MTV.
Hey watch your mouth, pal. Bromance was between House and Wilson before those douchebags as MTV stole it from them.
Bromance? Really, Glen? REALLY?!


Yeah, we've been in need of some Bale love in the C Blogs lately. Too bad you've been too "busy" to provide us with some. Asshat.
Also, to that comment about Mormons...


Jon Heder. That is all.
Welcome to Destructoid, nice introduction!

...show us your tits...
@ Riser

LOOOOONG TIme Indeed.
BTW FTW! Banner, is FTW!

Also, What Professor Pew Said, " Tits. "
I didn't even know Heretic was banned. In memory of his stupid ass, I will pour a forty out directly into my mouth. Or fuck it, I'll just get some Guinness on the way home.

Also, fuck Twilight. My sister was explaining to me how wonderful the books are, and I'm like, "WOW! Could this be a METAPHOR? It's so very subtle." She wouldn't talk to me for a couple days. Sorry, if you want to sell me on a book like that, the last thing you should do is give a plot summary. Additonally, since the dude is like a thousand years old despite forever having an 18 year old's body, he is totally a pedophile. The standard age limit formula for non-creepy relationships is [your age/2+7], and that girl is clearly not in her 500s.
You forgot to mention the color blue when talking about Twilight.

TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.
Haha, nice banner.

I apologize to everyone for letting some community people take advantage of the leniency of our community rules. I'm going to be enforcing the "don't suck" banhammer on anyone who's widely accepted as bullies, beginning with Heretic and Reaprar. I'm determined to making your experience using comments and c-blogs better this year.
bromance is just a fancy, denial way to say you're curiously gay
@MrBigot

Maybe if you're afraid to hold another man's gaze. I've never been afraid to hold another man's gaze. It's natural.
@Niero

That sounds awesome Niero! But in the name of hell, dont turn into Kotaku! O_O
I like it when I feel safe in another man's strong arms and I can like stay there forever while we talk about sports.
That's Bromance!
"Honestly, I really don't know why I stopped blogging. Maybe it's just my real life taking over or maybe it's the dream I had about Christian Bale that I refused to wake up from until now."

We must be having the same dream. Does it involve Twinkies and bondage fellation as well?
"Honestly, I really don't know why I stopped blogging. Maybe it's just my real life taking over or maybe it's the dream I had about Christian Bale that I refused to wake up from until now."

We must be having the same dream. Does it involve Twinkies and bondage fellatio as well?
@ Neiro

Cool! Just like Project said, don't make it into the "utopia" of Kotaku. We always need some people for flavor.
Dear Lord that banner is awesome!
I don't understand whats going on, so I'm going to dance!
That banner is god! Niero wouldn't let it turn into Kotaku. :)

I had no idea Reaprar was banned. So I guess that's why I haven't seen him bashing all of the newbie C-Blogs. I was wondering what was going on.

Woooo! I'll give YOU some bromance! :D
They both got banhammered? Wow.

And amazing banner, Riser!
@niero - i might start watching what i respond to sucky newbies then.
I've got such a boner right now, omg.
The banner was the best part of this cblog. I approve.
the demoman's son is the best part of this blog.
I don't really think Reaprar deserved to be banned. Sure he had his moments (which, from my experience, was an acceptable level of infrequence) but he wasn't that bad.
You completely tore me apart in HD Remix Riser

On the plus side I finally found out how to do the shoryuken but I get punched in the throat before I get to use it

How do I Street Fighter ;_;

And start bloggin' bro
SFIV BUGS ME BECAUSE THERE'S NO PARRYING. Also, cocks. I mean, SFIII characters. Why can't the world realize the glory that is 3rd strike :( :( :(
banner is awesome. nice take on twilght, i haven't seen it yet.
banner is awesome. nice take on twilght, i haven't seen it yet.
Good to have you back, Riser.

(Leaves to go tell Luc Bernard that Reaprar was banned).
Welcome back sir. I missed your Cblogs. We also have to play some SSF2HFHD sometime.
Riser: Bromancing the stone

Welcome back to cblogs, green lantern hammer spammer!
Wow, you've been gone for a while.

And I actually really liked Sonic and the Secret Rings, but yeah, Unleashed is a bit rough.
Just stopping by to say that new banner is spiffy.

Also, good to see you again.

I guess.
Thank you for reaffirming my stance to never see Twilight. I find bestiality best enjoyed without the use of metaphor.
So, I guess I'll just keep on avoiding Twilight then. And Sonic Unleashed. Also, welcome back to blogging! I should do the same...
You don't think you're that good in Street Fighter? Damn, well...you kicked my ass a few times.
Welcome back. I could use some more c-blogs to break up my monotonous work day.

I never really found heretic or reaprar offensive, but I'm the type of guy who showed "1 guy 1 cup" to his own elderly mother.
Heretic and Reaprar got banned?! Damn, that actually really upsets me.
Your theory behind Twilight made perfect sense! haha
I came for the banner. I stay cause we make hot 3rd strike sex.
Wait, Reaprar is gone too? I thought that bro slowed his troll
Reaprar is gone? I don't really think he deserved to be banned... but OK.

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