Honestly, I really don't know why I stopped blogging. Maybe it's just my real life taking over or maybe it's the dream I had about Christian Bale that I refused to wake up from until now.
I'm not gay. It's called Bromance. Look it up.
But since I took the time to add text to that picture of ElectroLemon, I guess I should talk about the vidja.
I've been playing a lot of Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix. I'm not that great at it but I love learning it. I still jump far too much and go for reversals that I shouldn't go for, but it's satisfying to get better at. I just need to break bad habits instilled in me from playing Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike so much (you actually have to deal with fireballs instead of just parrying them? HOLY SHIT!)
I also rented Sonic Unleashed. Dear Lord is it bad. It makes me want to go back and play Sonic and the Secret Rings again. I don't even think the running levels are all that good. At least not good enough to suffer through the Werehog levels. Don't even get me started on the towns. DON'T EVEN GET ME STA-DED.
And I watched Twilight. I know it's not a video game but it's so bad I just had to write down my hate for it somewhere. The writer of the book is Mormon, so everyone knows her stance on doing stuff with things. So it's pretty clear that the vampires biting people is a metaphor for sex and that by not biting the chick with the gigantic forehead, the alleged gorgeous vampire is abstaining from becoming intimate with her. But then he talks about how he abstains from biting humans by biting animals? So in the end Twilight is a movie that sells an abstinence-only stance and suggests you only have sex with animals before marriage instead. HOT. I never knew that Mormons were into that kind of shit. I guess I'll have to hide my dogs the next time they knock on my door.
Anyway, I'm tired. Bye bye.
Don't most Mormons have more wives than there are Pokemon? Get to know! For some reason every girl I know that has watched the film seems to think it's amazing.
"I also rented Sonic Unleashed. Dear Lord is it bad. It makes me want to go back and play Sonic and the Secret Rings again."
NO WAI! I haven't been bothered to get to a Warehog section yet but there is nothing that could drive me back to Secret Rings. I can't believe I asked for it that christmas. What a waste.
Yeah, we've been in need of some Bale love in the C Blogs lately. Too bad you've been too "busy" to provide us with some. Asshat.
Jon Heder. That is all.
...show us your tits...
LOOOOONG TIme Indeed.
BTW FTW! Banner, is FTW!
Also, What Professor Pew Said, " Tits. "
Also, fuck Twilight. My sister was explaining to me how wonderful the books are, and I'm like, "WOW! Could this be a METAPHOR? It's so very subtle." She wouldn't talk to me for a couple days. Sorry, if you want to sell me on a book like that, the last thing you should do is give a plot summary. Additonally, since the dude is like a thousand years old despite forever having an 18 year old's body, he is totally a pedophile. The standard age limit formula for non-creepy relationships is [your age/2+7], and that girl is clearly not in her 500s.
TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.
I apologize to everyone for letting some community people take advantage of the leniency of our community rules. I'm going to be enforcing the "don't suck" banhammer on anyone who's widely accepted as bullies, beginning with Heretic and Reaprar. I'm determined to making your experience using comments and c-blogs better this year.
Maybe if you're afraid to hold another man's gaze. I've never been afraid to hold another man's gaze. It's natural.
That sounds awesome Niero! But in the name of hell, dont turn into Kotaku! O_O
We must be having the same dream. Does it involve Twinkies and bondage fellation as well?
We must be having the same dream. Does it involve Twinkies and bondage fellatio as well?
Cool! Just like Project said, don't make it into the "utopia" of Kotaku. We always need some people for flavor.
I had no idea Reaprar was banned. So I guess that's why I haven't seen him bashing all of the newbie C-Blogs. I was wondering what was going on.
Woooo! I'll give YOU some bromance! :D
And amazing banner, Riser!
On the plus side I finally found out how to do the shoryuken but I get punched in the throat before I get to use it
How do I Street Fighter ;_;
And start bloggin' bro
(Leaves to go tell Luc Bernard that Reaprar was banned).
Welcome back to cblogs, green lantern hammer spammer!
And I actually really liked Sonic and the Secret Rings, but yeah, Unleashed is a bit rough.
Also, good to see you again.
I guess.
I never really found heretic or reaprar offensive, but I'm the type of guy who showed "1 guy 1 cup" to his own elderly mother.