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i worry about you, riser :s
God has a birthday?
OMG I LOLed at the scientology reference and that the sun revolves around him. All praise be to our lord and saviour CHRISTian Bale.
@Macca
Of course it does! Lord Xenu is millions if not billions of years old!
Riser what happened to you!
You used to be cool!
Now everything's coming up riser!
All hail Bale!!
The man deserves it! He's a king amongst men! The duke of silver screens! The prince of awesome!
Lauren, there's nothing wrong with having non-gay love for Bale. Riser, you do good yobs.
LOL...wow. So...man crush? It's cool, I have a man crush on J. Deep.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BALE!!!!
!Christian Bale++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
FACT: Christian Bale played every member of the Klump family in The Nutty Professor. Also, he refused to wear makeup.
HAHAHAHAHA!
10,000,000
riser, you truly are the king of kings.
Hail to the Bale.
Wherever he may roam may he be greeted with only the finest ales and offered the most beautiful hand-maidens.
HAIL!
Wait, is Alan Thicke really his earth father.
I MUST RESEARCH!
All hail Halle Berry! Whoops... I meant Christian Bale ;-)
I planted a tree in his honor today.
@dvddesign
Huh, Holy Days always sneak up on me. I need to check the mail for Bale's list of things he wants this year. I hate sending him his presents late!
Happy Baleday! Bale > Heath Ledger, if only because Bale is still alive.
Why so serious?
Man, I totally forgot about this day. I need to remember to put it in my calendar. Hope he'll forgive me for being late with his presents.
Hey item, what are you getting him? Don't want to send him the same thing.
He asked me for $7000 in iTunes gift cards again.
I think the offering of the first-born child in every family is a present worthy of Overlord Bale.
Damn that guy, he always breaks my bank this time of year. Guess I'll have to go hire some hookers for him to bang and kill again. It's starting to get awkward when I keep having to ask CronosBlade for women and they don't come back.
Can't you just say they got deported?
Yeah, I've tried that one and it worked the first time. But 30+ women in 3 years is kinda hard to explain.
Too bad Bale doesn't like Cubans: no one cares where those bodies end up.
Christian Bale convinced Hugh Jackman to go solo from the Xmen movies during the filming of 'The Prestige'.
Fact: Christian Bale thought hard enough and duplicated himself for the double role he played.
Side Fact: Christian Bale was the inspiration for Cloverfield.
Fact: In true Bale fashion (i.e. never doing the obvious) he once punched a wall through a man.
For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory, now and forever, amen.
I fully support stripping the Bill Brasky meme from Chuck Norris and giving it to Christian Bale (who deserves it).
Norris is a crazy-religious asshole who thinks that it is in fact Jesus who has another fist under his beard (and thus doesn't get the joke). Whereas Bale cuts off his secret twin's index finger just for a magic act, tries to feed kittens to ATMs, sees ghostly apparitions of Steve Zahn after escaping from a POW camp in South-East Asia, and lays the smack-down on Liam Neeson despite the fact Neeson's 9 feet tall, and has a cock the size of Bale's fore-arm.
Bale / Gravel '08!
My parents dont understand my obsession with Christian Bale; they think I need to see a shrink
HIS WILL BE DONE
Fact: Christian Bale hunted down and killed every single Nigerian Spammer.
"Bale, I recognize that I have not lived my life for You up until now. I have been living for myself and that is wrong. I need You in my life; I want You in my life. I acknowledge the completed work of Christian Bale in giving His life for me on the cross at Calvary, and I long to receive the forgiveness you have made freely available to me through this sacrifice. Come into my life now, Bale. Take up residence in my heart and be my king, my Lord, and my Savior. From this day forward, I will no longer be controlled by sin, or the desire to please myself, but I will follow You all the days of my life. Those days are in Your hands. I ask this in Bale's precious and holy name. Amen."
Fact: Christian Bale exudes the 1.21 gigawatt's of power necessary to power the flux capacitor. The irony is he doesn't need to time travel since he exists in all times at the same time.
FACT: Christian Bale was the original Cloverfield monster. Test audiences' heads imploded under the strain of the amazingness, so Abrams changed it to some CGI shit.
We should pitch in for an erotic cake.
ALL GLORY TO THE MACHINIST/BATMAN/AMERICAN PSYCHO!