This is an oldie, but a goodie. For those who missed the boat back in 2006, a man named Aleksey Vayner made a video résumé and sent it to various investment banks. Here's the wiki-description of said video:
The video opens with a staged interview between Vayner and an offscreen voice. However, the "interview" ultimately consists of a single question, to which Vayner gives a lengthy, rambling response. Using considerable amounts of business-speak jargon, Vayner praises himself and shares his various insights on success, talent, and overcoming adversity. Interspliced with the interview we see clips of Vayner performing various feats designed to look impressive, including bench pressing, skiing, playing tennis, ballroom dancing, and finally karate-chopping a stack of bricks. The video ends with a dedication, and a fairly lengthy credits sequence.
Amazing. But it gets better. IvyGate started doing research on Vayner and found that not only was his video résumé hilarious, but his paper résumé was also padded. Extremely padded.
Now let's turn to Vayner's charity, Youth Empowerment Strategies -- not to be confused, of course with this Youth Empowerment Strategies. Why are there two? Well, we're gonna break it down real simple: one is real, and the other isn't. Vayner's site has a "Charity Navigator Four Star Charity" logo from Charity Navigator, an organization that ranks good charities and weeds out frauds. We called them this morning. "Oh, we've heard of them," Leonie Giles, a program analyst there, said immediately. They asked Aleksey's site (which lists a non-existant Manhattan address on its "Donate Another Way" page, btw) to take down the fake "Four Star" logo two months ago, and are considering legal action against them. Giles recommended we contact the freaking Connecticut attorney general. Vayner lists on his resume his self-published book, Women's Silent Tears, which he calls a "gendered look at the Holocaust." You can't read the whole book online, but you can preview the first few pages. We examined a section on euthanasia, and guess what. The entire passage is lifted from the online Holocaust Encyclopedia. Scan Vayner's book for yourself here. See the identical passage here.
But this is when the story gets launched into the stratosphere. Somebody decided to make a parody video. Who made it? The one, the only, Michael Cera.
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holy crap, I haven't seen these in a while. Both are truly amazing and must be watched repeatedly.
Holy balls, this guy is full of himself. The parody is like a Will Ferrel movie, genius.
Holy crap, Ive never seen the Michael Cera parody, thats fucking brilliant. Hes a hilarious actor
I want this guy on the payroll, Riser. Make it happen.
Michael Cera is proficient in the fields.
I LUV YOU GEORGE MICHAEL
"Be yourself, as long as it means being a successful person." Great.
The video's sound track is so mid 90's corporate training video.
I love it.