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Unofficial Destructoid Game (Next-Gen Remake) UPDATE!
Riser Glen \| 3:00 PM on 10.09.2007	53 comments

Hey gang. I know I have been awesome and Christ-like, but here is another attempt at being amazing. I have acquired the rights from WiiSucks to do a next-gen remake of his Destructoid flash game and as it turns out, it's looking pretty good.

In fact, here's a screen shot:

Well, not really. As it turns out, it's looking so good, you can't even begin comprehend it with your feeble human intellects. This is just a mock-up I made for your safety. I look forward to getting permission from the higher ups.

UPDATE!

Oh my god, you guys. I just got off the phone with Hideo Kojima! And he says he is interested in getting involved! He even sent me a rough copy of what he plans to do with the game!

JAWSOME!

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50 comments | showing # 1 to 50

Snaileb

Dude. Blooming ftw. I wish I saved your Bale rating system

shipero

That has so much bloom it actually skipped ahead a few geneations.

bhive01

Those are some tight graphics. Did Bahamut help with those?

-D-

Next-gen = Eightaxis. Nice try, Riser but you haven't quite reached the levels of Too Human.

Niero

Haha make it so. As long as its "a" Destructoid flash game and not "the" Destructoid flash game, as I haven't gotten off my ass to make that one yet ;)

Riser Glen

@Snaileb

You're in it.

@shipero

You're in it.

@bhive01

You're in it.

@D

You're in it.

@Niero

You're in...well, of course you're in it.

I just want to make sure everyone knows I'm cereal and am not just doing this for attention.

bhive01

Yeah! Can I be a Sub-boss?

king3vbo

Bloom lighting anyone? I would play it

Snaileb

-_- oh lawdy.

Niero must talk more about "the" Destructoid flash game, or there will be a bucket of bolts left when I'm done with you.

Hoygeit

Forget video. That screen shot mock up is good enough for me.

Game of the Century.

ConsFEARacy

Do want!

Needs more next-gen browns to be honest though...

MechaMonkey

First image for Seven-Axis on Google:

Cheeburga

I came.

BahamutZero

dude I almost shit myself

BigPopaGamer

Hey Riser, I want to be the hidden character that unlocks the womenz for the player. Think i can do that? Not that I'm trying to get attention or anything.

BluDesign

Riser

I would hope that everyone on The List would be in the game. You made that for a reason, didn't you?

blehman

I want moar bloom! Make mah eyes bleed white!

ShawnKelfonne

Hideo is involved now? MUST BUY!

DanGale

Can I be in it? Maybe as a weak enemy at the very beginning of the game. Or maybe I can give you the sword.

bhive01

Yeah, whatever happened to The List.

BahamutZero

shit, now I really want to be in it

Professor Pew

MUST HAVE.

Snaileb

omg The List.

blehman

I want a glowing weak spot near my crotch!

bring The List back Riser.

Riser Glen

I need to make a new List.

After I saw Neonie talk shit behind people's backs on IRC, I wrote his name in there 100 times, lit it on fire and pissed the flames out.

bhive01

Riser your last post needs to go into an archive.

Snaileb

Ranked Godlike indeed...

Professor Pew

LOL

Riser Glen

@bhive01

I agree.

LOLOLOLOLOL

taumpytears

I remember when I was ranked... those were the days the women came easy and the drugs came cheap.

I must star in this game. I should challenge Niero to a game of Space Basketball�, and I transform into Michael Jordan� and slam dunk his helmet, breaking the backboard.

shipero

Can I be the wise-cracking sidekick, you know the kind that are mildly amusing at first, but gets annoying as the game wears on. It's kinda been a lifelong dream of mine.

BahamutZero

I still want a next gen Michael Jackson Moonwalker game.

LOL "tampon tears" I bet you wish you could take that back.

we were all ranked once. by god. and by god I mean ronaldino workmanship

Riser Glen

@shipero

Yes. You can be Robin.

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BahamutZero

fuck you ronald

blehman

lol @ Bahamut

Mxyzptlk

Jawesome indeed!

LostCrichton

Epic bloom FTW!

taumpytears

lol tampons

iRaf

NEEDS MOAR ANTI-ALIASING!

brimtastic

Win win win

Necros

Where can I throw money at you for this, since this is surely the best game ever.

Butmac

I'm crying.

Thank you riser.

balth

NEEDS MOAR PHOTOSHOPS.

I want to be an 'assist' character that gives you Nothing, but you feel better for the experience LOL.

That is all.

Twisted Imp

Can I be the annoying fairy thing?
"HEY!NIERO!LISTEN!BUTTPLUGS!"

Riser Glen

Shut up, Imp.

liam2015

Seven-Axis= OMGXDT3HAW3SUMNISSLOLZN00B

Really tho, that was hilarious.

DangerousD

Go here or I will post a blog about it. MP3 Only if you have a wii.

Ub3rSlug

They say it's only coming out on the BS3.

But we all know that bullshit.

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