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Unofficial Destructoid Game (Next-Gen Remake) UPDATE!
Riser Glen \| 3:00 PM on 10.09.2007	53 comments

Hey gang. I know I have been awesome and Christ-like, but here is another attempt at being amazing. I have acquired the rights from WiiSucks to do a next-gen remake of his Destructoid flash game and as it turns out, it's looking pretty good.

In fact, here's a screen shot:

Well, not really. As it turns out, it's looking so good, you can't even begin comprehend it with your feeble human intellects. This is just a mock-up I made for your safety. I look forward to getting permission from the higher ups.

UPDATE!

Oh my god, you guys. I just got off the phone with Hideo Kojima! And he says he is interested in getting involved! He even sent me a rough copy of what he plans to do with the game!

JAWSOME!

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50 comments | showing # 1 to 50

Snaileb says:
(# 0) on 10/09/2007 15:10

Dude. Blooming ftw. I wish I saved your Bale rating system

shipero says:
(# 1) on 10/09/2007 15:12

That has so much bloom it actually skipped ahead a few geneations.

bhive01 says:
(# 2) on 10/09/2007 15:12

Those are some tight graphics. Did Bahamut help with those?

-D- says:
(# 3) on 10/09/2007 15:13

Next-gen = Eightaxis. Nice try, Riser but you haven't quite reached the levels of Too Human.

Niero says:
(# 4) on 10/09/2007 15:14

Haha make it so. As long as its "a" Destructoid flash game and not "the" Destructoid flash game, as I haven't gotten off my ass to make that one yet ;)

Riser Glen says:
(# 5) on 10/09/2007 15:17

@Snaileb

You're in it.

@shipero

You're in it.

@bhive01

You're in it.

@D

You're in it.

@Niero

You're in...well, of course you're in it.

I just want to make sure everyone knows I'm cereal and am not just doing this for attention.

bhive01 says:
(# 6) on 10/09/2007 15:19

Yeah! Can I be a Sub-boss?

king3vbo says:
(# 7) on 10/09/2007 15:19

Bloom lighting anyone? I would play it

Snaileb says:
(# 8) on 10/09/2007 15:19

-_- oh lawdy.

Niero must talk more about "the" Destructoid flash game, or there will be a bucket of bolts left when I'm done with you.

Hoygeit says:
(# 9) on 10/09/2007 15:22

Forget video. That screen shot mock up is good enough for me.

Game of the Century.

ConsFEARacy says:
(# 10) on 10/09/2007 15:22

Do want!

Needs more next-gen browns to be honest though...

MechaMonkey says:
(# 11) on 10/09/2007 15:23

First image for Seven-Axis on Google:

Cheeburga says:
(# 12) on 10/09/2007 15:28

I came.

BahamutZero says:
(# 13) on 10/09/2007 15:29

dude I almost shit myself

BigPopaGamer says:
(# 14) on 10/09/2007 15:33

Hey Riser, I want to be the hidden character that unlocks the womenz for the player. Think i can do that? Not that I'm trying to get attention or anything.

BluDesign says:
(# 15) on 10/09/2007 15:37

Riser

I would hope that everyone on The List would be in the game. You made that for a reason, didn't you?

blehman says:
(# 16) on 10/09/2007 15:37

I want moar bloom! Make mah eyes bleed white!

ShawnKelfonne says:
(# 17) on 10/09/2007 15:38

Hideo is involved now? MUST BUY!

DanGale says:
(# 18) on 10/09/2007 15:40

Can I be in it? Maybe as a weak enemy at the very beginning of the game. Or maybe I can give you the sword.

bhive01 says:
(# 19) on 10/09/2007 15:40

Yeah, whatever happened to The List.

BahamutZero says:
(# 20) on 10/09/2007 15:40

shit, now I really want to be in it

Professor Pew says:
(# 21) on 10/09/2007 15:42

MUST HAVE.

Snaileb says:
(# 22) on 10/09/2007 15:42

omg The List.

blehman says:
(# 23) on 10/09/2007 15:44

I want a glowing weak spot near my crotch!

bring The List back Riser.

Riser Glen says:
(# 24) on 10/09/2007 15:46

I need to make a new List.

After I saw Neonie talk shit behind people's backs on IRC, I wrote his name in there 100 times, lit it on fire and pissed the flames out.

bhive01 says:
(# 25) on 10/09/2007 15:49

Riser your last post needs to go into an archive.

Snaileb says:
(# 26) on 10/09/2007 15:53

Ranked Godlike indeed...

Professor Pew says:
(# 27) on 10/09/2007 15:55

LOL

Riser Glen says:
(# 28) on 10/09/2007 16:00

@bhive01

I agree.

LOLOLOLOLOL

taumpytears says:
(# 29) on 10/09/2007 16:01

I remember when I was ranked... those were the days the women came easy and the drugs came cheap.

I must star in this game. I should challenge Niero to a game of Space Basketball�, and I transform into Michael Jordan� and slam dunk his helmet, breaking the backboard.

shipero says:
(# 31) on 10/09/2007 16:10

Can I be the wise-cracking sidekick, you know the kind that are mildly amusing at first, but gets annoying as the game wears on. It's kinda been a lifelong dream of mine.

BahamutZero says:
(# 32) on 10/09/2007 16:14

I still want a next gen Michael Jackson Moonwalker game.

LOL "tampon tears" I bet you wish you could take that back.

we were all ranked once. by god. and by god I mean ronaldino workmanship

Riser Glen says:
(# 33) on 10/09/2007 16:14

@shipero

Yes. You can be Robin.

BahamutZero says:
(# 34) on 10/09/2007 16:15

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BahamutZero says:
(# 35) on 10/09/2007 16:15

fuck you ronald

blehman says:
(# 36) on 10/09/2007 16:16

lol @ Bahamut

Mxyzptlk says:
(# 37) on 10/09/2007 16:16

Jawesome indeed!

LostCrichton says:
(# 38) on 10/09/2007 16:22

Epic bloom FTW!

taumpytears says:
(# 39) on 10/09/2007 16:30

lol tampons

iRaf says:
(# 40) on 10/09/2007 16:32

NEEDS MOAR ANTI-ALIASING!

brimtastic says:
(# 41) on 10/09/2007 17:18

Win win win

Necros says:
(# 42) on 10/09/2007 17:25

Where can I throw money at you for this, since this is surely the best game ever.

Butmac says:
(# 43) on 10/09/2007 17:46

I'm crying.

Thank you riser.

balth says:
(# 44) on 10/09/2007 18:08

NEEDS MOAR PHOTOSHOPS.

I want to be an 'assist' character that gives you Nothing, but you feel better for the experience LOL.

That is all.

Twisted Imp says:
(# 45) on 10/09/2007 20:35

Can I be the annoying fairy thing?
"HEY!NIERO!LISTEN!BUTTPLUGS!"

Riser Glen says:
(# 46) on 10/09/2007 20:41

Shut up, Imp.

liam2015 says:
(# 47) on 10/10/2007 17:52

Seven-Axis= OMGXDT3HAW3SUMNISSLOLZN00B

Really tho, that was hilarious.

DangerousD says:
(# 48) on 10/12/2007 10:46

Go here or I will post a blog about it. MP3 Only if you have a wii.

Ub3rSlug says:
(# 49) on 10/16/2007 23:00

They say it's only coming out on the BS3.

But we all know that bullshit.

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