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Poison Ivy will look hot in Batman Arkham Asylum
RiotMonster | 2:51 PM on 05.22.2009 21 comments




As clearly visible by her recently released trailer for Batman: Arkham Asylum. Our favorite vine-covered villainess is going to make an appearance in her new stunning outfit. If you're a fan of "booty shorts" on a hot girl, you'll enjoy this outfit as well.

Botanist Pamela Isley was transformed by a science experiment gone wrong into a plant-human hybrid. With chlorophyll flowing through her veins instead of blood, she developed a toxic touch and a pheromone-fueled talent for seduction. She has an ability to encourage and direct the growth of all plant life, plant genes mixed in with her DNA make her an unpredictable and formidable physical opponent and secretes a toxin that can make her touch deadly. That means with her, it's the Stripper Rule. "You can look but you can't touch."

My anger over the fact that Batman: Arkham Asylum was delayed is melting as I stare at Miss Poison Ivy. You just had to perfect your model's graphics to make them as realistic as needed? No problem, take all of the time you need.



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Monodi's Destructoid Blog
Dangerously discovered bikini area right thar
Magnalon's Destructoid Blog
She looks cool, but way too vampiric.
Doomsday Forte's Destructoid Blog
The glowing eyes are a little creepy, yes. =P

But uh, nice outfit.
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
yeah she would be totally dope if, ya know, she didn't have vines and other plant-like things growing on her body.

I just love the feeling of foliage on a woman's vagina, don't you?
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
I'm officially starting the petition for you to cos play Poison Ivy. :D
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
On topic and more seriously, she does in fact look pretty cool.
IronPikeman's Destructoid Blog
Man, Ivy's got some serious bush issues...

amirite?

>.>
<.<
RiotMonster's Destructoid Blog
Bahaha IronPikeman..
Kraid's Destructoid Blog
it's too late , a new interweb fetish has been created.......................................
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
I can't freaking wait for this game. I was skeptical at first, but everything I see changes my mind more and more. I'll be pre-ordering sometime soon. Gotta get my bat-a-rang.
BulletTrain's Destructoid Blog
Butterface to the extreme!
Jack Maverick's Destructoid Blog
As amazing as that looks, I'm having serious flashbacks to that green chick from Star Trek and that slightly ruins the whole image for me. :[

I still can't wait for this game.
themizarkshow's Destructoid Blog
That's a pretty hot slash awesome look for her. The more i hear about this game, the more excited I get for its release.
aborto thefetus's Destructoid Blog
Am I the only person that thinks here face and hair looks hideous?
Artemus's Destructoid Blog
Good gawd.
I've always loved Poison Ivy.
This is looking good.
She is looking very good.
=)
VampireChrist's Destructoid Blog
i wanna see that from the back
RiotMonster's Destructoid Blog
VampireChrist, her ass is niiiiice in this outfit.. You get the quickest glimpse of it in the character profile video of her..
Mentok the Mindtaker's Destructoid Blog
Everything is nice but her face and hair i just don't find attractive at all
JLanphear's Destructoid Blog
I personally think that this is probably the coolest non-comic rendition of Ivy I've seen.
RAB's Destructoid Blog
yeah, i don't know about that crazy wavy animated hair, but i'd totally fap. this looks like it's gonna be good.
nebones's Destructoid Blog
meh


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