So for this Monthly Musings, I was running through all sorts of ideas in my head about different video game universes that stood out to me. I contemplated talking about the Halo worlds or the Legend of Zelda realms but something didn't feel quite right. I told myself to try to remember the one place that I would absolutely LOVE to live in, to remember my thoughts as a child with great imagination and reminisce about what I wanted most out of life. Then, it finally hit me.
Well of course, I've always wanted to live in the Kanto Region.
No it's not like just any dog, this one shoots fire!!
Any person who has ever heard of Pokemon in their lifetimes will, most likely, only remember this particular region. It's home to the first set of Pokemon that stole our hearts. Those wonderful and most original Pokemon. The first one hundred and fifty one.
Even the most hardcore of Pokefans that have battled their way through Johto, Hoenn and Sinnoh have to admit that nothing beats dog fighting our pocket monsters on familiar soil such as Kanto's. The only bad folks we really had to worry about in this city would be the dim-witted Team Rocket. All they ever had were Meowths, Arboks and Wheezings
. Pffft, nothing that would ever worry an experienced Pokemon handler like myself. Of course, there are plenty of other members of Team Rocket that are trying to take over the world... But if you ask me, leave all of that to the suits in charge. I'm just here to play with my Pokemon. Living in the Kanto Region meant living in simple times and life was just amazing.
No! Noooo, it's not just a bull, it can cause an Earthquake!!
What child doesn't want a companion to love and grow up with? Every one does. We all need that little sidekick to help us get through life. Luckily, I had several. Can you imagine waking up every morning with an Eevee
nuzzling your face, waiting with eager eyes, for you to greet the brand new day? What about getting to school or work, riding on the back of a fierce Charizard
? Have a bully that picks on you at school? Does he throw Weedles in your mashed potatos during lunch? Make him meet you afterschool and bring your Nidoking
with you. See if wants to mess with you any more after he's suffering from Poison Sting. Our perceptions of "bad ass" would be insanely different than what it is today.
Living in Kanto means I get my pick of the best of the best Pokemon. I would not only have six though. I'd have one for every occasion. A great Pokemon to have would be Snorlax
. I'd sleep on his belly during the Winter to keep warm. If I ever forgot to take out my garbage during the day, I'd let Snorlax
gobble it down so I wouldn't have to go out past sunset. Who wants to deal with pesky Zubats
on your day off? I know I don't. He'd be a warm bed and the perfect garbage disposal all in one.
Living in Kanto wouldn't always be so easy but I'd take every negative in stride. I don't mind having
annoying wild Butterfree
ruffle my hair if I get to see wild Rapidash
running freely through open fields. I will live with friends cow tipping wild Tauros
and bragging my ears off if I get to snuggle my Vulpix
every night. I'd have bags under my eyes and a twitch due to the Haunter
who decided to live in my closet and stare at me with that wide grin but I'd have a giant Dragonite
right outside my window, protecting me. Yes, I would have a freaking Dragonite
. I'd dedicate my whole life to owning one of those. Who would need to pay electricity bills when you have a horde of Jolteons
to generate your electricity. Gas bills? Forget about that outdated stove. That's what young Charmander
is for. The positives definitely outweigh the negatives when it comes to living in Kanto and frankly, I would give anything for it to be real.
All I'd hope for is that people wouldn't buy and trade Jinxes
for some sort of underground prostitution thing. I feel like PETA (Or I suppose PETP) would be all over that one.