This is my entry for Aborto Fetus's Swag Giveaway Contest that ends this Thursday (so, don't even bother). He started the contest in honor of the XBLA re-release of Marvel vs. Capcom 2 which is hands down, my FAVORITE fighting game ever. Speaking of, remind me to purchase it so I can partake in some FNF with the rest of you guys as soon as my account is no longer suspended... >_>

Anyway, I chose Spawn, Carnage and Pyramid Head for a lot of obvious and specific reasons. One of those reasons I picked them is because I've always been a little naughty at heart. Harley Quinn is my idol and I'd love to kill time and boredom like Bad Girl does. So knowing that, OF COURSE I would want a tag team of some of the most ruthless, violent (and just plain bad ass) guys around. I think that these three are THE Ultimate Tag Team around and it'd take massive firepower as well as a listening God to take all three of them down.



Spawn is possibly one of the coolest comic book characters ever in existence. That's just fact right there but believe it or not, I chose him for more than one reason. I picked him mainly because of his awesome suit. His shroud, spikes, chains, and skulls are all part of an organism bonded to his central nervous system that will protect him. A part of his physical powers actually come from his suit. He can transform the shroud into a battle axe to cut every one of his foe's limbs off with ease. The shroud itself is an effective offensive weapon that's able to strike in battle with extreme precision, severing limbs, and disarming enemies.

Spawn's vast magical powers are especially amazing, though. His body is composed of 450 pounds of Necroplasm which is what gives him superhuman strength and durability. When harmed, his internal organs magically re-appear when he regenerates his wounds kind of like Wolverine from X-Men. He's uses his abilities wisely, relying primarily on his suit's natural abilities or weapons rather than the magical abilities during combat. Spawn can also resurrect the dead, fire blasts of Necroplasmic energy at his enemies (HE WILL SHOOT YOU WITH LAZERZ!!), teleport, shift his shape, and cure the sick. He's practically immortal unless beheaded by a weapon of heaven AND GOOD LUCK FINDING ONE!!

Having the spawn of hell in MVC3 would be the shit because (like Jill) I could just sick a legion of corpses on enemies to take care of my light work. Then I'll chop off the limbs and shoot the rest.



Carnage was born for annihilating everything in his waking path. As a child, he pushed his grandmother down the stairs, tortured his dog and burnt down his orphanage. So, if you haven't noticed, he's kind of fucked in the head which makes him a perfect part of my Ultimate Tag Team. He's bloodthirsty and unstoppable. Carnage is way stronger than Spider Man and Venom combined. He can shape-shift, create weapons like knives and axes with his symbiote and insert crazy ideas into people's heads. He can crawl like Spider Man so he's just as agile and can kill and get away with ease. Also, he can regenerate when wounded and is immune to infection and disease. In your face, AIDS!!

Carnage even developed an immunity to the sonic booms that symbiotes are usually vulnerable to so that means you can't just ring a big ass Liberty bell to stop him. It's obvious why I picked Carnage; he is insane and just does whatever the hell he wants for the taste of blood. He kills mainly for his own pleasure, but also sees it as a form of art. And to put the icing on top of the morbid cake, Carnage is known for writing "Carnage Rules" on the walls with his victim's blood. Yeah, just try to stop him. Also also, don't forget, recruiting Carnage and having him on my good side also lets me use his army of psychopathic super villains including Shriek, Demogoblin, Carrion, and Doppelganger. Booyahhhh.

If he was in MVC3, he wouldn't even have a real moveset, you couldn't even control him, he would just strike on his own whenever the hell he felt like. That's how much of a bad ass he is.



If anyone who has played Silent Hill could describe Pyramid Head in one word, they would all say the same thing, "Baaaad." It just slips off the tongue. "Baaaaad" just happens to be the word that fits the most with Pyramid Head. He doesn't have to own a huge arsenal of weaponry to kill you, just one long sharp and fear-inducing knife to rip you apart. Pyramid Head murders his victims in extremely painful and violent manners both physically and mentally.

Just remember...


Don't deny that you're secretly jealous of the mannequins he constantly has his way with. Pyramid Head's sex appeal alone could be my only reason for picking him. Plus, you can't say "no" to Pyramid Head without having a gaping asshole that resembles bloody lunchmeat when you walk away. He is a vindictive murdering rapist with a demented mind and a slow swagger. Not to mention that it's Rape O' Clock all of the time on his watch so if you don't want to get brutally beaten AND RAPED, then don't fuck with my Ultimate Tag Team.

If Pyramid Head was in MVC3, he'd just stand there menacingly and get hit points. When he feels like it, he'll tackle his foe and butt rape would ensue. Afterwards, he'll just cut you.



So, those are my picks. The rules for the contest was that the entries had to include at least one video game character and at least one comic book character. I was thinking of taking the easy route and including Spider Man for his endless abilities or Master Chief because of his shooting skills and cool weapons but those guys are too predictable and to be honest, a little too boring for me. No offense to both because I do love them but I want people to FEAR my posse. These three are the epitome of "FEAR" and they are practically unstoppable. Plus...

What's more scarier than an axe in your skull, a dislocated jaw and the smell of rape? Nothing.

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PS: This contest really let the comic book loving geek in me come out to play so I kind of nerdgasmed, deciding to make a couple of slideshows to tribute my Ultimate Tag Team. If you want, you can check them out. They're really not that interesting though lol.

So, the Electronic Entertainment Expo is coming up in just a couple of days and I've decided it's high time to write about what I'm hoping and expecting at this year's E3. Since I was born in Texas instead of California and I'm not cultivating money trees in my backyard, I won't be able to attend this year's expo but that's not stopping my intense excitement. Sure, I'll miss the Video Games Live groundbreaking performance with it's synchronized video, lighting, special effects, crowd interactivity... Not to mention the booth babes, costume contests, surprise guests, game demos, prizes and more... But, I get to live the typical gamer's dream of lurking various video game news websites all day. Yippee.

The E3 Expo is the world's premiere trade show for computer and video games and related products, so of course, every one is expecting epic new game details, new peripherals and information on the newest gaming technologies. This article is just going to focus on Nintendo's showcase.

I'm not going to say that they will release information about a new Mario or Zelda game. We've had three Zelda games within four years so give them a freakin' break. Also, a new Mario game is a given. It might not be a Mario solo adventure but I'm sure there's other sports that the Mushroom Kingdom characters have not played yet. This franchise milking has gone too far but it's making bank, so expect something.

Also, I doubt there will be a new StarFox game since Dylan Cuthbert plainly said he does not want to make another one in the next ten years, if even. If someone else decides to do it, I can't find myself being too excited. It makes sense for them to do that, utilizing Motion Plus for high levels of accuracy while flying around and blasting ships, but what do I know?

More DSi-to-Wii Interaction:
In the past Nintendo have shown us some pretty neat transfer packs. I'm sure most of you remember when you could transfer information from the Game Boy to the N64 specifically for Pokemon. We all know the Wii has Wifi capability, as does the DSi. We can already download sample games from the Wii and people can download sample games or play wirelessly with the DSi.

They have been working with us, Pokemon-wise, as you can transfer your Pokemon: Diamond & Pearl Pokemon to the Nintendo Wii game, Pokemon: Battle Revolution. I think we can all agree that this potential is relatively underused. I'm predicting that the guys at Nintendo has realized this already and are going to think of some pretty interesting ways for the DSi and Wii to work together.

Announce new Kid Icarus, finally:
You can clearly see his amazing move set in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, it's a crime for Pit not to star in his own game. Also, I'm sure this new Nintendo Wii game will be just as hard as his original game on NES.

They will announce an Earthworm Jim remake:
Nintendo will realize the many gems they had on their systems back in the day and will want to remake some of them. Shiny Entertainment, er.. I guess, Double Helix Games will want to remake the classic title and put it on the Nintendo Wii.

Just like with the God of War 3 section in my Sony Predictions, I feel like I don't really have to explain why this would be so awesome. Earthworm Jim is still one of the funnest games I've ever played. Bring our beloved earthworm into this generation!!

They will announce a Clay Fighter remake:
Nintendo did release this and Earthworm Jim on the Virtual Console, but that's only to remind us how fun these gems were back in the day. They want to keep these characters fresh in our minds when they announce the remake of these titles. Clay Fighter had so many memorable characters and such a fun game play formula, that Nintendo realized casual and hardcore gamers could both enjoy this. I can't wait to see Bad Mr. Frosty, Blue Suede Goo, Bonker and Ickybod Clay again.

They will announce a Body Harvest remake:
Nintendo will get into contact with Rockstar North (or whoever) because they realized how successful alien-shooting adventure games are. They thought about how it would definitely pull back the hardcore crowd that was lost in last year's E3... Plus, the main protagonist kind of looks like Samus Aran. People will eat that stuff up.

Announce Pikmin 3:
It was hinted at during E3 2008. Also, around the time of the release of the first Pikmin game, it was hinted at that Pikmin might be a trilogy. And as previously covered by Destructoid, EDGE magazine had a full page ad with grass covering it all. On the bottom of the page it says next month with the next EDGE issue number on it and finally it has a purple blob in the top right corner that looks like a Pikmin. The signs are all there yet we have nothing else to go by. Pikmin 3 being officially announced is almost a given, but will they announce it at this year's E3?

Announce Metroid Dread:
Metroid Dread was first announced in the June 2005 issue of Game Informer. Supposedly, the game was a 2D side-scroller being developed for the Nintendo DS, with its plot following the events of Metroid Fusion. Sounds too good to be true, eh? Well in the release of Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, many gamers noticed a message in Metroid Prime 3: Corruption using Samus Aran's Scan Visor on a terminal in the Metroid Processing facility.

The message states, "Experiment status report update: Metroid project 'Dread' is nearing the final stages of completion." It was once rumored by some that this was an implication that a "Metroid Dread" game was nearing completion, but on September 6, 2007, Nintendo denied the existence of Metroid Dread and said "Nintendo is not making the 2D Metroid at this point in time." though this does not rule out another 3D game, or "2.5D." Sad thing is that the Metroid Dread reference was removed in the Japanese version of Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, sometime in 2008. Nintendo, quit pulling at my heart strings.

Announce the project that Masahiro Sakurai is working on:
Sakurai has already stated that he is NOT working on a new Kirby game. I have faith in him that whatever he dreams up is going to be amazing. I really don't have much to say on this since I'm totally left in the dark on what he could be developing. I'm just crossing my fingers for a platformer.

They will still be excited about Wii Sports Resort and other casual games:
I won't be surprised if they announced another game like Wii Even More Fit, or something just as ridiculous. I'm sure they are planning something like Gardening Mama... er... wait nevermind.

Details for Sadness:
Sadness is an upcoming video game for the Nintendo Wii by Polish video game developer Nibris. According to the guy who is running Nibris, Piotr Orłowski, "The scenario will have associations with narcolepsy, nyctophobia and paranoid schizophrenia. The scenario will surprise you." It's a game set before WWI in the early 1900s, and presented entirely in black-and-white. I've been anticipating this game since the Nintendo Wii was launched. I've always seen it as my little gem since it never did gain much popularity.

Well, I'm tired of waiting. In early July 2008, Nibris relaunched their website, confirming that Sadness is still in development with a projected release date of Autumn 2009. In early 2008, Nibris promised on their website that they would be present at the 2008 Game Developer's Conference. They did not appear, however, and have not updated their website since. What the hell Nibris. For all of these years, I've been looking at concept art, waiting for more information. I'm expecting a new trailer.

Details for obvious games that everyone is already excited for:
They are most likely going to cover No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle, Dead Space: Extraction, The Conduit, Red Steel 2, Muramasa: Demon Blade, Guitar Hero 5, DJ Hero, the new Silent Hill game. I absolutely can not wait to hear more about these titles so I really hope they go into depth about them. Release more trailers, talk about the controls, game play, ANYTHING!! The low sales of the more hardcore games have probably convinced Nintendo to play it safe, even though the best possible thing for us would be a completely new "core" game. Hopefully, Nintendo will remember us Pea Brains.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. My predictions for Nintendo at this year's E3. I hope I'm not disappointed. Only a couple of more days until News sites will be swarming with new information on this year's Expo. Spirits are high with anticipation. I can't wait.

Read my E3 Predictions: Microsoft Edition: Here
Read my E3 Predictions: Sony Edition: Here

So, the Electronic Entertainment Expo is coming up in just a couple of days and I've decided it's high time to write about what I'm hoping and expecting at this year's E3. Since I was born in Texas instead of California and I'm not cultivating money trees in my backyard, I won't be able to attend this year's expo but that's not stopping my intense excitement. Sure, I'll miss the Video Games Live groundbreaking performance with it's synchronized video, lighting, special effects, crowd interactivity... Not to mention the booth babes, costume contests, surprise guests, game demos, prizes and more... But, I get to live the typical gamer's dream of lurking various video game news websites all day. Yippee.

The E3 Expo is the world's premiere trade show for computer and video games and related products, so of course, every one is expecting epic new game details, new peripherals and information on the newest gaming technologies. This article is just going to focus on Sony's showcase.

New PSP design:
Rumors are circulating again. This time it’s rumors about the Sony PSP. Word has it that the PSP-4000 will be the name and essentially it’s the same as a PSP-3000 except for a sliding screen that can be moved upwards to reveal larger controls underneath. It supposedly, will have better Internet capabilities and better larger screen to watch movies. I've seen some concept art of what it's supposed to look like and I gotta say, if that's what we can be looking forward to, I might have to upgrade my PSP.

Details for a new Jak & Daxter The Lost Frontier game on PS2 and PSP:
Sometime in early April, Sony sent a press release, announcing a new Jak and Daxter game for the PSP and PS2. The game, titled Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier, will be out this Fall and will pick up "from where the original Jak and Daxter trilogy left off." You'll be exploring the Lost Frontier as you help Kiera on her "quest to become a Sage and save the world from the threat of darkness." From what Sony has stated so far, apparently this will be a "sky-high adventure" as you take "flight in one of five different aircrafts" and "blast airborne enemies and battle skypirates with your powerful Gunstaff" a.k.a. a new transforming weapon. More details please.

As I've stated plenty of times before, I'm a huge fan of platformers and adventure games so I've always been a big fan of the Jak & Daxter franchise. I am really hoping to hear more information on this. Plus, since I don't have a PS3 yet and I sold my PS2 Slim for grocery money, I am waiting to hear information on the PSP version.

Details for Ratchet & Clank A Crack in Time on PS3:
Sometime in late March, a new Ratchet and Clank game was announced for the PS3, when they released a teaser trailer. The story starts after discovering that lovable robot Clank's disappearance was engineered by Dr. Nefarious, the Wrench-swinging Ratchet races to save his best friend. Along the way, both will finally uncover the hidden truth behind their origins, and discover their ultimate destinies.

Sounds juicy. Also, I've stated why I love Jak & Daxter games, same story for this franchise. It's supposed to hit this fall but I want game play information. There has been a lot of speculation through out the Internet, about who the mysterious older-looking Ratchet is or what purpose he plays in this game. Don't let me down, Insomniac.

Details for God of War 3 on PS3:
I feel like I don't even have to go into detail about why I want more details on God of War 3. C'mon, It's God of War 3. Kratos is going to be seeking revenge against Gods. That's all anyone needs to know to understand how brutal this game will be and want to purchase it. All I can say is, please announce a God of War PS3 bundle.

Details for M.A.G. on PS3:
If you haven't heard of M.A.G. I am sorry that you have been living under a rock for the last year. M.A.G. stands for "Massive Action Game" and is a massive multiplayer online action game featuring 256 player battles. Two hundred and fifty-sex player battles. Let that sink in a little bit. Now, that you've realized how AMAZINGLY fun this game should be, you too should be stoked to hear more about it. Announced at the end of Sony's 2008 E3 press conference, it's a modern military-themed action game somewhat reminiscent of SOCOM. Yes, please.

Details for Kingdom Hearts 3 on PS3:
The Kingdom Hearts franchise is very successful and has a really great background story to it. It's no surprised that many Sony gamers are eager to hear ANY WORD on Kingdom Hearts 3. Sony is so great at being a giant cock tease and they love it. There really isn't much to say about KH3 since the only thing we have to go by is the trailer that plays when you beat KH2. That's all I need, to know that this game is going to be epic but I'd like a little more game play footage and possibly some more information on the story itself.

All we know so far is that the names of the armored characters are Ven, Aqua and Terra. Ven is the Roxas-like character who is frozen. The somewhat youngest of the three. Aqua is the knight with blue hair. The only female soldier at present. After getting knocked down she shoots a blast and stops the hurricane of keyblades. Terra is the largest of the knights and the one who’s face is revealed at the very end. The “Enigmatic Soldier” is what he was called until Nomura announced his true name. He seems to be the leader of the three. What we don't know is who the distant outlined figure is and the place in the Kingdom Hearts timeline this trailer takes place in.

Details for Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep on PSP:
It's the prequel to the very first Kingdom Hearts game, supposed to have taken place ten years before the events in the first one. Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep features two new Keyblade warriors, Terra and Ventus, both with different Disney-inspired scenarios to play through. There has been a couple of screen shot releases here and there but as usual, I need more. It will hopefully be what Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories should have been. It's ditching the card decks, thank goodness. Square Enix has not officially announced this for America yet so if there is anything at E3 about this, it will be an American confirmation. Also, I really really need more reasons to play my PSP these days.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. My predictions for Sony at this year's E3. I hope I'm not disappointed. Only a couple of more days until News sites will be swarming with new information on this year's Expo. Spirits are high with anticipation. I can't wait. Also, what are some things that you're anticipating to see at this year's E3?

Read my E3 Predictions: Microsoft Edition: Here
Read my E3 Predictions: Nintendo Edition: Here