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2:39 AM on 08.05.2009

Aborto's Ultimate Tag Team Contest: Relentless Annihilation and Violent Rape Edition

This is my entry for Aborto Fetus's Swag Giveaway Contest that ends this Thursday (so, don't even bother). He started the contest in honor of the XBLA re-release of Marvel vs. Capcom 2 which is hands down, my FAVORITE fight...   read

10:10 AM on 05.09.2009

Other Worlds Than These: Living in Nightopia

The sun reflects brightly on the crystal clear lake in front of you. All you can hear are some Nightopians running through the open fields while others gaze lazily at the wonderfully aqua sky. Their tiny pink translucent wi...   read

7:43 PM on 05.08.2009

Other Worlds Than These: The Pokemon-filled Kanto Region

So for this Monthly Musings, I was running through all sorts of ideas in my head about different video game universes that stood out to me. I contemplated talking about the Halo worlds or the Legend of Zelda realms but some...   read

2:59 PM on 04.08.2009

Those About To Die: Slaughtering Greek Mythology

I have always had an admiration for Greek Mythology and the history of different Greek Gods. I researched it in school and not a day would pass where I would wonder what it would be like to live in that sort of world. Wha...   read

11:41 AM on 03.16.2009

Happy 3 Year Birthday: 15 Reasons to Love Destructoid

[[[[[[[[[[Happy 3 Year Birthday: 15 Reasons to Love Destructoid]]]]]]]]]] 1. Mr. Destructoid is the greatest mascot since Mario & Sonic. I mean just look at him. He's the picture of pimp. He's got swagger. 2. Community Di...   read

11:20 AM on 03.10.2009

Hospital raises funds to create a Game Room in honor of a patient who died.

Evan Patrick Bell was a 13 year old gamer who was sadly, killed by a malignant brain tumor recently, on February 6th. He will be missed but thanks to the Wolfson Children's Hospital, he will never be forgotten. The hospital...   read

5:56 PM on 03.07.2009

I'd toggle THEIR joysticks: Seven of the Hottest Video Game Characters to Grace my Screen

So, I was sitting at my desk, daydreaming about which X-Men power I wanted (while my coworkers were building the world in their image, ya know, being successful and what not) when it came to me how unbelievably hot Wolverine ...   read

7:54 PM on 02.24.2009

Pokemon Platinum: Which starter Pokemon will I use this time?!

Finally, the Pokemon Platinum website is up and running so us, Americans, can feel anxious and seriously consider freezing ourselves like Cartman when he was waiting for the Nintendo Wii launch. Take a glimpse at the site ...   read

1:25 PM on 02.13.2009

Xbox Live doesn't mind mutual masturbation.

Being in a long distance relationship is hard. Aren't you tired of all your lonely nights, wishing you could be with the one you love who resides far far away in Kentucky? Frustrated with the cold nights of masturbating, usin...   read

2:02 PM on 02.06.2009

Spice up your resume with video game achievements!

Many career-seekers are now throwing in extra tidbits in their job résumé such as attaining the Suicide Missionary achievement in Gears of War 2, their level & class in World of Warcraft and how many Pokemon they've captured....   read

1:18 AM on 02.02.2009

15 things you didn't know about RiotMonster

I am a little late on this post since I was wrapped up in watching Puppy Bowl all day... But here it is!! 15 things you didn't know about RiotMonster!! 1. When I'm not gaming, I love to glowstick at raves. Glow-In-The-Dark ...   read

12:00 AM on 01.23.2009

Video Games Linked to Poor Relationships with Others?

I stumbled upon this news article earlier. Here are some key points from this "study" that pissed me off: ---"It may be that young adults remove themselves from important socia...   read

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