There's just something about the Playstation controller that makes it feels so smooth and sensual. A controller you would want to sleep with, if it was a woman, especially the PS3 controller.

sorry. i thought i resized that...

This video completely bored me and annoyed me at the same time. You would have to try for that to happen, but that wasn't the case here. And you didn't do those things because I completely disagree with your choices, but because your commentary is fucking ridiculously retarded.

"Top 10 Controllers of All-Time." Top ten what controllers of all-time? For half the video I thought you were talking about the 10 worst and I'm still not sure what you were trying to do.

In a top x list you're supposed to have the best of whatever's kind. According to you the Dreamcast was the worst, so why the hell is it on this list? And then you went on with calling the NES controller bad which I find to be fucking stupid. Especially since you gave no reasons. I mean, for it's time it did what it needed to do and wasn't annoying or bad to deal with at all.

Leave and take your fail back to your fucking website. Jesus fuck, man.

Glad you enjoyed the video alex!

Ironically I found your comments both boring and annoying as well.

Top 10 Controllers of All-time...I thought the title was clear. Everything else is null, not worth being on the list.

Thanks for all the news you provide Alex, on your impeccable blog.

I don't have a blog because I'm not trying to kid myself as you yourself have been doing for quiet sometime. If I did have a blog I wouldn't try to be a pretentious douche about it. I also wouldn't be whoring the shit out of it with every opportunity that I'd have

And like I asked in my previous comment, if it's a top ten list then why do you have the "worst" controller at number 10? If it was a case of not having enough good controllers then reduce it to a top 5 or something. No, instead you give us this video of you trying to finger a controller and making shitty sex jokes.

are you trying to say that "Top 10 Controllers of All-Time" =/= a ten best list? I may contest that claim.

This would get a lot more fail if it wasn't 2 A.M.

Guys, I'm going to lead you away from this train wreck and into more favorable environments. Places where jokes don't suck large amounts of pus leaking dick and where lists are thought out and enjoyably presented.

I'm talking about Excremento's c-blog and ScrewAttack's Gametrailers page. There you'll find great top 10 lists in watchable and readable format that won't make me want to throw your computer into a toilet.

I'm only doing a community service, but doesn't it suck to see someone spamming? And you know, I'd be nicer if you weren't so narcissistic about your work. We nailed it? Witty commentary? Excellent video footage? Right. Do you sit next to a mirror and stare at yourself while you masturbate?

I dont see how the Jaguar controller didnt make the list or the sega saturn 3d controller at least.

I wasn't digging some of the humor in the video. There is only so many sex jokes you can take in a 7 minute video

Wow, it's morning and it's already the best thing I've seen today.




Just to be surpassed by this cough that's climbing up my throat.





*cough*



There.

Amazing.

I love myself enough to not let you get me down.

Please, give us more negative criticism so that we combat it with our superior intellects.

alex, just let it go, don't feed the trolls.

As this blog deserves a "White Trash Seal of Approval".

I think 3 months is long enough time to learn that you suck.

Oh Toneman you wry comedic genius you.

You people obviously don't get us.
WEAK.
Glady, a lot of people do.
You seem to act like our site gets no hits.
We're double our visitors every month.
The Destructoid community is clearly nothing but an orgy of angry, cynical, nerds who hate on anyone who doesn't suck the communities collective penis.

If I hear one more tool say anything relating to "epic", "fail", "win", etc. I will have no choice but to shoot myself in teh balls.

ITS ALREADY OLD PEOPLE.
GET OVER IT.
GO FIND ANOTHER PHRASE TO COPY SO YOU CAN PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE ORIGINAL/FUNNY.

Remember;
In time, all shall bow to the Colossi.


P.S. - Glad you enjoyed the video everyone.

while I do not agree with your controller choices, alex is a very angsty teen, he feels bad in his skin and like to project it onto others, it makes him feel better. You and I have better things to do, like wrestle eachother in gravy.

you're the perfect example of someone down to earth around here while everyone around posts somme shitty youtube video they found clever and everyone around just sink deep in that shit.

the "epic", "fail", "win", etc. is omnipresent here at dtoid and doesn't add a iota to community contribution. 90% of the things represented here are spam.

Sometimes when I see all those haters, I can't help but think that Jack Thompson is right, the gamers are a uneducated swarm of testosterone induced wimps.

More please.

You're so punk-rock, Righteous Ice. Show us sheep how it's done! Take the world by storm!

Our fans tend to lean towards the upper echelon of comedic intelligence.

Thanks for breaking it down to me "Anus Mcphanus".
You are wise beyond your years.

Fancy words? Really?

I think you need to look up the word hypocrite long before I.
I neither suck this communities penis; nor do I harbor intense anger and resentment inside which makes me leave lame comments everywhere (to make my boyfriends giggle).

The fact is you probably have horrible taste anyways so your opinion is worthless to me.