Playing Halo 3, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War, and Virtua Fighter 5 a lot recently, because I like to destroy people in all of them, which I am proficient at. My gamertag is Righteous Ice if you're looking for a spirited match of something.
www.DarkColossi.com is my website, check it out and prepare to be sacrificed.
I told you we had exclusive material and yet you chose not to believe it.
Well faithful doubters; behold our glory and weep.
OUR EXCLUSIVE METAL GEAR SOLID 4 VIDEO REVIEW.
Oh and we'll save you the trouble of your obligatory "fail" posts by letting you know that we are aware that you are unable to express your love for us in any other way.
And...the Colossi will be having a Halo 3 marathon Wednesday (March 26th) starting at 3pm est time and ending Thursday (March 27th) 3pm est time. IF you dare to challenge us. We will also be streaming a live webcam of the entire marathon with bonus chat room as well. Of course it will be on our site, DarkColossi.com.
Gamertags:
Blue Colossus = Righteous Ice
Red Colossus = Doctor Umbrella
We'll be recording a lot of matches so if you do happen to best us (unlikely).. we will clearly have a video of it to gladly put up. However, we show no respect for the dead and it is likely the Colossi will be laughing last.
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FOOD!!!!
It's gold all the way through.
I too could not make it through more than 2 minutes.
Love every second of it.
At least fast forward to the end because we mention Destructoid.com
Maybe next time we will make a video with tons of cliche internet humor instead.
We can all LOL and lick each others nuts.