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You should have pushed... er... rolled her down the stairs. Would have made the perfect ending to that relationship.
So you chose a video game over female companionship?
You are officially Hardcore Stupid.
Way to go, Mr. Lovedoctor.
You choose Halo over Vagina?
You're retarded.
Lol @ Y0j1mb0
Should have picked a better game than Halo.
Videogame induced celibacy isn't so bad once you get past the soul crushing depression.
Uh sorry, but if the girl was really really stupid and/or a real hardcore bitch then I can see where video games can be the clear winner here. I just wouldn't say I chose Master Chief over a girl. A little too gay if you catch my drift.
DMS, it's a little more like this.
@ sadie and yoyimbo
maybe its heartless to say... but does paralyzed vagina even count as vagina?
Attention grabbing headline followed by a plug for your own site eh?
You must be proud of yourself.
"There were other debilitating aspects to our relationship as well, such as she was paralyzed and I was a diabetic. But we thought we could make it work." Are you telling the truth?
I'm pretty sure he was lying about that..
either way master chief...gay.
Protip: This is the same guy who posted the "Heath Ledger talked to a gamer right before he died" bullshit post on his own forums that Ron so epically made fun of. Pretty much all of his cblogs are to promote his site. You should be able to figure the rest out yourself.
*bullshit cblog spamming his own forums is what I meant to say. Whatever.
sounds like a BRO move to me lol
games before hos.
I know this is fake, but a few questions come to mind.
Was it the girl or Halo, or was it the girl or video games?
And was it Halo/video games per se you have to give up, or just doing so obsessively?
It really makes sense. Honestly my girlfriend is awesome and out of my league, and if she said "stop playing this particular game so obsessively it's a waste of time," I'd stop immediately. If she said "don't play any more video games" I'd give her a FALCON PUNCH.
Just kidding, but I'd say "no."
*really makes a difference
I don't believe you guys, that man is taking a piss at you and you just don't seem to notice, the real joke here lies in the comments section.
Everything that written in that blog is to be taken lightly whereas your taking this whole story too seriously.
I swear destructoid is a self-parody of itself sometimes.
Uh ever think that we DO know that he is joking, and are just commenting for the sake of discussing? Oh no sorry, you just like to pretend that you're like the majority of the people here and think you're better than everyone else.
If this is a joke it's too subtle to be funny.
If it isn't, then PROTIP: LIE.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA FAG!
It was video games in general.
And no she wasn't paralyzed and I don't have diabetes.
But she was constantly angry at me for choosing video games over hanging out with her 24 hours a day.
And there is a plug for my site which people love and we do have exclusive content believe it or not. Don't worry we'll put it up here when it's out.
And Mxyzptlk you are just no fun at all are ya?
@SanityMask
You understand. So does MrSadistic.
Where's vexed_alex? I miss his epic comments.
"a self-parody of itself" looooooooool
i'm self-writing my own personal autobiography myself right now
"i'm self-writing my own personal autobiography myself right now"
Hopefully that was meant to be like that.
Either way it's a hilarious statement.
@ MrSadistic. Of course, because we all know destructoid is only reserved to a selected few like you... you just don't want to face that people take it too seriously (my comment wasn't aimed at everyone here, I could tell some played along but most others didn't).
As for the superior thing, I'd really like to hear what makes you think about that.
Oh and the self parody of itself, I meant that dtoid doesn't take itself seriously and in that people take it seriously. so I let it like that, thought it made sense.
fail.
girls suck
@Sindicate
Start using "Prepare to be Sacrificed"
We're trying to get that started.
Since it's our motto. Or just use PtbS, I'll know.
Other than that, you fail, miserably.
i've come to the conclusion that paralyzed vagina definately does count as vagina
@ mecha rab -- You don't even know man, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!! HAhahahha!
Remember how much we liked Whiteboy? Yeah, that's right, we didn't.
@Mecha Rabb
If she can't feel it, it's not rape.
When keeping it real goes wrong...
You could have given her a DS with Cooking Mama or something to occupy her. Also network television is another good option.
However, the only way I can really see this in a not-fail way would have been if you discovered that she had a penis.
the way it should have eneded:
U) click clack
H) its me or halo
U) *turn over and look her straight in the eye* =) *look down at her boobs* =D *HEADBUTT*
h) critical damage headbutt was super effective
u) back to playing halo
that's pretty silly of you. I would never leave my girlfriend because of something this stupid. anyway, Halo sucks.
i will choose boobs over games any day.
you made a bad choice friend.
Most fail c-blog of all-time? No, but you're close.
We don't like spam. Stop.
The thing about boobs is, once your done, they mean nothing.
Video games last forever no matter how many times you ejaculate.