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2:28 PM on 05.02.2008

Fun for the whole family.

It has been awhile since our last post.
We've been in hibernation.

Even though we know you all wouldn't know a good thing if it slithered into your colon we have decided to unleash these new; non-gaming, non-threatening blogs upon your non-worthy eyes.


11:12 AM on 03.27.2008

DarkColossi on hour 20.2 of Halo 3 marathon

Still going strong.

Join us or see us live on webcam and join the chatroom where you can make fun of our silly haircuts: at

Gamertags = Righteous Ice

and Doctor Umbrella.   read

2:09 PM on 03.26.2008

24 Hour Halo Marthon

Join the Dark Colossi in battle.

From now until tomorrow at 3pm, we will be playing.

Watch us live on webcam or chat.

You may be in our next video.

Gamertags =

Doctor Umbrella
Righteous Ice


8:14 PM on 03.25.2008

Exclusive Metal Gear Solid 4 REVIEW as promised by DarkColossi

Here it is boys and girls.

I told you we had exclusive material and yet you chose not to believe it.

Well faithful doubters; behold our glory and weep.



Oh and we'll save you the trouble of your obligatory "fail" posts by letting you know that we are aware that you are unable to express your love for us in any other way.

And...the Colossi will be having a Halo 3 marathon Wednesday (March 26th) starting at 3pm est time and ending Thursday (March 27th) 3pm est time. IF you dare to challenge us. We will also be streaming a live webcam of the entire marathon with bonus chat room as well. Of course it will be on our site,


Blue Colossus = Righteous Ice

Red Colossus = Doctor Umbrella

We'll be recording a lot of matches so if you do happen to best us (unlikely).. we will clearly have a video of it to gladly put up. However, we show no respect for the dead and it is likely the Colossi will be laughing last.

Quite likely.


12:48 PM on 03.23.2008

Broke up with my girlfriend over videogames

She said it's either me or Halo.

So I got a date with Master Chief and some lotion tonight.

*Pumps chest* got to keep it real.

There were other debilitating aspects to our relationship as well, such as she was paralyzed and I was a diabetic. But we thought we could make it work.

Life goes will have exclusive Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots footage Tuesday March 25th. You could not believe me and miss out, or you could go and be blown away.

Let's just say we got friends in high places that force us to do lowly things...horrible things...   read

11:05 PM on 03.01.2008

Old School Classic: Ape Escape Video Review


We expect 10 pages of comments, each one referencing the word "fail".
Because its hilarious every time.
Don't let us down ye lovely Destructoids.

We thrive off the hate of others.   read

12:30 PM on 03.01.2008

This ever happen to anyone?

So I canceled my account a couple days ago.
I had the max amount of games I could have out at the time, and a couple in my queue.
When I got rid of it, they informed me I had 7 days to return my games or I would have to pay the full retail price.
The day after I canceled they sent me the next game in my queue (Go, Diego, Go) even though they hadn't received the other two games.
My theory is they wanted to screw me over by hoping I wouldn't be able to return Go, Diego, Go in time.

Seems fishy to me, anyone experienced this? Or perhaps have a reasonable explanation that doesn't involve gamefly screwing me?   read

12:30 AM on 02.27.2008

Top 10 Controllers of All-Time


As provided to you by the Dark Colossi.

Now embedded because links are so hard to click.   read

10:57 PM on 02.16.2008

Microsoft to release handheld device before Christmas '09?

Ah, the elusive and long rumored Microsoft handheld stystem. Our reliable sources tell us it will act much like the PSP in its remote capabilities. It will also act like a GPS, have a Xbox marketplace, and an extensive online community. “It also acts as a heating pack for sore muscles, &/or a cooling pack if you want to put it in your lunch,” our source has revealed to us. Very innovative. Unfortunately, due to contract stipulations Microsoft has with itself, any system they release must outweigh their rivals ten to one. Subsequently the device is expected to weigh in at around twenty pounds. A small price to pay.

As for possible names, our sources tell us there are three which Microsoft has focused in on.

- Because, as a Microsoft executive has told our source, “Those letter combinations have generated a lot of revenue in the past.”
2. “The Xbox 173”
- “It doesn’t quite have half the capabilities of the 360, but it’s close.”
3. “The Shitter”
- “Let’s face it, it’s where you’re going to do most of your gaming with this thing.”

Finally, Microsoft is getting into the portable world. Tentative prices range from $150-$400. Either way, we expect that the "PSPDSGBA" will sell millions around Christmas time. (Analysts also expect high compatibility with the Xbox 720)

Check back often for more breaking news as only the Colossi can provide.   read

12:04 PM on 02.15.2008

Video Review of Conflict: Denied Ops

Greetings, this is Righteous Ice, otherwise known as the Blue Colossus, bringing you a video review of the "gem" Conflict: Denied Ops.

You won't find this anywhere else, folks.   read

3:24 PM on 02.09.2008

Heath Ledger talked to a gamer right before his untimely death?

Hit the jump.

Seems sketchy to be the judge.   read

7:15 PM on 02.07.2008

How to humiliate your opponent on The Club


Eat that.   read

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