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I'm an actor living in Los Angeles who likes videogames. Go figure.

My ten favorite games are currently:
Bioshock
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Metal Gear Solid 3
Super Mario Galaxy
Persona 4
Kingdom Hearts 2
Planescape: Torment
Okami
Mass Effect 2
Half Life 2


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The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
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Corduroy Turtle is Legend
RichardBlaine | 8:43 AM on 08.21.2010 14 comments




My Gods! What could this be?

A package...nay, a parcel...delivered from on high.

Very little mail finds its way to Rick's Café Américain. I am suspicious, but impatient.

Eagerly, I rip apart the lovingly wrapped parcel with no regard to the effort or cost involved in crafting it.

I begin to form an idea of what might lay in wait within the papery confines.



It is!

Crimson Skies has landed safely on my shores!

Yet something gives me pause...

Is there a mirror on the cover of this box, for surely the cleft-chinned figure I see is a reflection of myself.



Ah-ha! A more thorough perusal of the case reveals that it is, in fact, Nathan Zachary!

The Nathan Zachary of The Fortune Hunters, you may be asking.

The very same!

How easy it was to confuse our roguish good looks!

Nate and I can't wait to begin our adventures together.

But before take-off, we are careful to offer thanks to Corduroy Turtle for bringing us together.

Thank you, great turtle! May you grant us safe passage through the skies!

-RichardBlaine



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Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2010 10:05
Elsa
Nice! :)
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2010 11:26
Corduroy Turtle
Bringing men together. It's what I do.

I hope you enjoy it and thanks for the laughs!
knutaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2010 12:45
knutaf
Dude, that game is so rad. I played the heck out of it for a while.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2010 12:47
Occams electric toothbrush
I'm going to use the scent of the package you send me to track you down.

/just saying
garethxxgod's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2010 13:26
garethxxgod
This is awesome. Congrats on winning the game.

On a sadder note, I can as of right now not take a single picture. This makes me sad for a variety of reasons, cheif amongst them was my thank you blog to Corduroy for the games he sent. You know what really grinds my gears even further? The camera I used requires a cord that's SPECIFICALLY for that camera. Ughhh.
garethxxgod's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2010 13:28
garethxxgod
Oh and that specific cord has gone AWOL.

How could u leave that detail out? Either way Double Ughhh
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2010 18:59
DarkTravesty
love that game!
Enkido's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2010 20:54
Enkido
I still want to punch whoever chose a name like Nathan Zachary in the throat.
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2010 21:41
Corduroy Turtle
@Occam: I find it strange that you wouldn't use my address to track me down. Maybe that's just too damn easy.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2010 22:47
Mr Andy Dixon
A thank you blog? Pshaw. Who does that?

:)
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2010 04:42
Atlas
I hate this game.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 11:46
Mr Andy Dixon
I hate Atlas.
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