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Also contemplating a PS3 purchase...should I take the plunge?

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Top 5 Alternative Portal Uses
Rhadley \| 10:16 PM on 04.14.2009	12 comments

Imagine if teleportation became a reality? Portal has allowed us to realize many of these possibilities in a virtual atmosphere, but in imagining the possibilities, what would we do with the technology if we could mess with stuff in real life? Countless ideas and creative outlets would begin to surface and we would have to take the good along with the bad. In kind of a spinoff of my previous weapons features; ahead are the top five alternate uses I could imagine the world being a better place with as a result of portals.

#5: Alternative Babysitting Techniques

#4: Rethinking Suicide

#3: The Incredible Anonymous Glory Hole

#2: Simplifying Quests

#1: The Cake is Mine...

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10 comments | showing # 1 to 10

MrSadistic

Why isn't using the bathroom on that list?

Rhadley

The original bathroom picture was in a previous post

Naim Master

6-Auto felatio

doctor insidious

haha great list man

Atlas

I should stick a portal over your asshole on one end and stick the other portal over your mouth. Recycled shit, just like this blog.

Naw, that's too harsh. It was chuckle-worthy.

Rhadley

Nice words Atlas!

Atlas

Thank you. I pride myself on proper internet etiquette.

Snoopbob2006

win

TheToiletDuck

If portal has taught me anything, number 4) would fling him full speed onto the road.

Please remember road safety when using your portals to avert suicide.

Rhadley

Or maybe the alternative for #4 could be extreme pranking. Or supreme surprise shots.

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