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Guitar Hero releasing Super Hero edition; Challenges Lego Rock Band sales
Rhadley | 10:08 AM on 04.25.2009 14 comments




In an attempt to curb the holiday sales of Lego Rock Band, the makers of Guitar Hero announced the release of Guitar Hero: Super Hero Edition. No time was wasted after the announcement earlier this week that the popular toy brand, Lego, would be forming a partnership with the makers of Rock Band. Guitar Hero: Super Hero Edition was announced with no forewarning and was a pleasant surprise for industry representatives:

"No one had any idea this was coming, " said industry insider Matt Combs, "They surprised us all. However there is no denying that this one will be more kick ass than any that have come before."

Early press releases have revealed that the players will be able to shred using many of your favorite super heroes including Hulk, Mr. Stretch, and Thor. The release also indicated that each character will each have unique special powers.

"When a player uses Mr. Stretch they will be able to enter into Stretch mode in which multiple instruments can be played. As for the Hulk, the player can enter into RageShred mode where you can barrel your way through the crowd tossing fans every which way all while jamming away." Mr. Combs added.

In addition to abilities, the makers promised a massive and "epic" increase of scale.

"Players will be able to duel classic super villains for supremacy of the world. Depending on where you are in your super hero career you will be able to play in front of whole countries or even all of Earth. You can even expand your popularity to other planets if you'd like."

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ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 10:47
ZServ
this sounds stupid as fuck.
Corican's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 11:23
Corican
Sounds terrible, will be number one in the UK charts for ten weeks.
Agent Orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 11:27
Agent Orange
Mr. Stretch? Can't even get the names right.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 11:51
Jonathan Holmes
Who the hell is "industry insider" Matt Combs?
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 11:57
power-glove
Fake!
skull13666's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 12:04
skull13666
fake as hoe -_- gettin my hopes all up and crushed and shit


you should burn in hell for that >.>
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 12:19
Cataract
Obviously fake.
Rhadley's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 14:10
Rhadley
Satire boys! Why all riled up?
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 14:37
Xhumation
I didn't find this funny at all.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 17:29
Aaron Mxy Yost
Hmmm... not your best work Ben. Liked the concept, but could have had more examples of super heroic guitar powers. You also missed the opportunity for using the rest of the instruments, such as Banshee/Siren on mics.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 19:22
Chris Carter
This was satire? This was a post?
myaimistrue's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 19:52
myaimistrue
Nice try man... but no.
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