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Why Left 4 Dead Will Probably Disappoint Me
Revolt in Colour | 12:23 PM on 03.27.2008 31 comments




I have an addiction.

Not to something fun like meth. Or even cigarettes.

I have an addiction to zombie movies. And I’m not gonna sugar coat it: its pretty
unhealthy. Every time the power goes out my first thought is “zombie outbreak” and I
quickly try to figure out how to barricade myself inside whatever building I’m in and where
I can find an adequate weapon. So you can imagine how excited I was to find out about
Left 4 Dead. Co-Op action/survival-horror where you can play as the zombies and as
the survivors? Yes please.

The first screens looked promising and after I saw Valve was publishing it I breathed a nice
sigh of relief. But that comfort quickly turned to disappointment after I saw it in action.
Now, I love Half-Life, Half-Life 2, and all over the add-ons/expansions but I
never liked Counter-strike. It always felt a little too jumpy and/or clunky for my
tastes. I didn’t hate it, just never really got into it. So you can imagine that I was a little let
down when I saw that not only did Left 4 Dead retain the same graphical looks as
Valve and Sierras other shooters, but also played like them.



Now, don’t cry foul because I just stated above that I love the Half-Life series, but its
game/graphics engine is really starting to feel dated. Games like Call of Duty 4 took
the FPS to the next level and L4D looks like a sad step backward. I’m not usually a graphics
whore, but when a game I’m excited for starts looking like it was made 5 years ago, I get
annoyed. Now, this might be OK for PC gamers, but with [i]Gears of War 2, SOCOM, Far
Cry 2, Dead Space,[/i] and Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway on the horizon, games
using a dated graphics/game engine are bound to fall behind.

Maybe it will be a lot of fun to play and maybe the gameplay will make me forget about the
subpar graphics, but I can’t say that I’m not already disappointed. I’m just hoping that
disappointment gets forgotten when I actually play the game.

To be completely honest, I will probably buy it anyway. I bought Dead Rising day one
and even though it wasn’t amazing, I played the crap out of it. Zombie games are my gay
cowboy Heath Ledger: I just can’t quit them.



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MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:29
MaxVest
It's impossible for me to reconcile my dislike of games where your character can't run with my dislike of zombie movies where the zombies move faster than a shamble.

If a zombie can run, why can't it use firearms? And at that point, wouldn't becoming a zombie be an improvement over being human? No thanks.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:33
Revolt in Colour
@MaxVest

That doesn't bother as much as the developers not being able to put decent textures in a games. Come the fuck on.

But yes, I too prefer the classic slow hoard of zombies.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:33
MrSadistic
Just like that guy said in Diary of the Dead, it's completely stupid for zombies to run as they will most likely break something in the process since they're, you know, dead.

Anyway, what will make this game fun for me is co-op mode.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:43
Rockvillian
I heard you have to play the game in order to understand just how frantic and fresh the experience is. Also, I'm sure you won't have time to notice the "sub-par" quality while your buddy is getting eaten and you're carefully picking off the zombies around him with your dual pistols.

Also, the frame-rate will be untouched, which is always a plus in my book.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:43
NotAZombie
I don't really give a shit about the realism of zombies I just care how the game plays and how the coop is.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:50
B-Radicate
I think it's impossible for this game to disappoint me at this point. As long as the AI director is as powerful and refreshing as they promise, the replayability will be through the roof, making this well worth an investment.

Also, I think it woulda been kinda cool if they made this game using the TF2 engine. The world needs more cartoon zombie outbreaks. It's true.

Less scary? Perhaps. Fucking amazing? Indeed.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:53
Revolt in Colour
@NotAZombie

I honestly will probably love it. All this disappointment will probably disappear when I play it.

@B-Radicate

A cartoon zombie game would be absolutely incredible.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:56
NotAZombie
I think just about anything with TF2 graphics would be incredible. That means zombies are no exception.
satansmagichat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 12:57
satansmagichat
To be fair, though, as a PC gamer, it's nice knowing that a game I'm looking forward to will run on my computer since it's on a 4 year old graphics engine.

Also, the downside of being a PC gamer is that there aren't too many co-op games that aren't MMOs. Hopefully L4D will fulfill that desire as well.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 13:20
Rockvillian
@satansmagichat

Exactly. I'm glad most of my friends, who don't have great computers but DO love zombie stuff, will be able to play Left 4 Dead with me. I'll take fun, framerate, and great game design over top-of-the-line, buy-a-new-computer graphics any day.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 13:33
Revolt in Colour
@Rockvillian

My $400 custom build can play Bioshock on medium-high and Crysis on medium. So don't feed that line crap. You don't need a top of the line computer to play a newer game on decent settings. Just a graphics card that has been made in the last year or two. You can get plenty of decent ones for under $100 now. They could have easily been able to use a graphics engine that wasn't older than Hannah Montana in order to make the game accessible.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 13:41
king3vbo
I will love it

That is all, the king has spoken
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 13:47
godkow
Take the previous comment and make it my own.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 13:50
Jetsetlemming
Fuck you. You and everyone else who bitches about the Source engine's fucking graphics. Source games have far more textures used, and varying textures, in a single level than most any other game. Source games are always extremely well detailed in designed, with no corner cut. There is nothing not realized in their environments. This takes a lot of fucking RAM and video memory to do, which is why the textures are 512x512 or 1024x1024 instead of 2048x2048. If it REALLY bothers you that fucking much, there are texture packs to upgrade all the textures to 2048x2048. You'll need 1.5 GB Ram minimum and 256 MB Vram at least, preferably more, due to how many different textures Source will be using at once.

Valve's business model specifically is designed to cater to gamers with a wide variety of computers; that's how you make money in the PC market anymore. 40% of Steam gamers don't have SM3 video cards capable of running Bioshock or Crysis or Call of Duty 4. 60% don't have multicore processors. Valve plays to their audience appropriately, and if they took your stupid advice, they'd just fuck themselves over in the market, and further hurt PC gaming.

In conclusion, STFUAJPG.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 13:53
Revolt in Colour
@Jetsetlemming

Yes. Let's water down the graphics for the masses. Great point.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 13:58
Jetsetlemming
You either cater to the masses, or you sell like Crysis. Honestly, which do you prefer?
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 14:03
Revolt in Colour
Considering this will probably be a pretty big hit on the 360, they probably could have afforded to not use a graphics engine that looks like it's made for the Wii.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 14:05
Rockvillian
@Revolt

Valid points, but which game actually LOOKS better on medium - Bioshock or Half Life 2: Episode 2?

Bioshock on medium - while keeping up a steady frame rate - looks like vomit smeared with low res monkey feces. And for a game that's heralded for its art design and atmosphere, I have a hard time accepting those praises if they single out the beauty of their game to the people with the latest setups.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 14:09
BlindsideDork
Wait...cause the ground looks bad? HL2 looks fabulous. Sure it doesn't have ub3r detail but if you are going to complain about this, don't buy the game and don't kill zombies with me. No offense but this is a lame complaint. Source still looks good and with all the zombies on the screen, I am sure you won't have too much free time to stop and stare at the ground.

PS: All games have problems with the ground. All games just have flat ground with an image laying over it. The real trick is how well they cover it up. CoD4 covers it up with some grass but whoops!

Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 14:10
Revolt in Colour
@Rockvillian

Bioshock on Med-High (don't remember which settings I had on high) looked close to the 360 version. Granted, it wasn't running at 60fps, but I'll talk 30-40fps with those graphics.

And HL:EP2 is the best I've seen that engine look. It's still dated, but at least it was acceptable. If L4D ends up looking like HL:EP2 I'll be ok with it. But the latest screens don't look that good.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 14:13
Revolt in Colour
@Blindside

I was just using it as an example. The character models don't look that great and the environments are pretty plain. That was just the first picture I could find that made it obvious.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 14:16
Rockvillian
@Revolt

Yeah, hopefully the screens of L4D will look better when it's released... but who really cares, we'll be seeing it in motion!

With billions of bloodthirsty, physics driven zombies flying at you, I think it'll look great, and they're constantly tweaking the look so I think we have nothing to fear.

You in Dtoid's Steam community? We should play some TF2 sometime dude, and L4D later this year.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 14:18
Revolt in Colour
@Rock

I'll probably buy this for 360, but I have The Orange Box for PC. I'll have to look up my Steam ID (I'm on my Mac right now, otherwise I'd just fire it up). I'll be sure to join it sometime soon. I love TF2 just never really anyone to play with.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 14:32
AngelsDontBurn
You're new and you've already let me down repeatedly. You should retire from the site. :D
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 14:35
Revolt in Colour
I'll retire only if you stop making music. :D
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 15:00
MrSadistic
owned!
cbre88x's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 16:07
cbre88x
I'm sure you'll be worried about the textures when you have 50+ zombies gunning for you as fast they can, while you have boss infected about to unleash a trap on you.

I know I sure will..?
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 16:52
falinter
they aren't really zombies though.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 18:10
AngelsDontBurn
Owned? No, not quite.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 00:22
Artemus
Helluva nice read...

"Zombie games are my gay
cowboy Heath Ledger: I just can’t quit them."

Too damn funny, man!

Nice to meet you! I too share your infatuation for the zombie movie genre. I just can't get enough. Whether it's a good zombie flick or terrible one, they all rock!

Hey - Let's hope and pray 'Left for Dead' doesn't disappoint. Betcha can't wait for Resident Evil 5! I just discovered Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles. Damn, it's way cooler than I thought. If you haven't yet, check it out! You deserve it!
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