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What do you want to see on a HAWP shirt?
Anthony Burch | 9:43 PM on 07.09.2008 72 comments


I'm thinking about making some HAWP shirts, if only because I think it'd be hilarious for Ash to wear a shirt with her own face on it, illustrated Che Guevara-style.

We've got a few very vague ideas -- Ash with a squirt gun, Ash with a mustache, Ash and I together somehow -- but what would YOU guys like to see out of a HAWP shirt?

And to get nip the jokes in the bud:

"YOUR SISTER FUCKING ME"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING"
"ME FAPPING TO YOUR SISTER"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"
"A SHIRT THAT GIVES ME BLOWJOBS, ONLY IT ISN'T A SHIRT IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR SISTER"



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galagabug 's Destructoid Blog
on the front: 'prostitue b'

on the back: 'has gonnorhea'

you know only spelled correctly.
Colette Bennett's Destructoid Blog
Wearing her Andrew Ryan outfit, for sure.
Hitogoroshi's Destructoid Blog
a Che style shirt of her face with a giant mustache on the back.
Fletcher's Destructoid Blog
Maybe it should just be like vikings rampaging through your house, and on the back it would say
NOTHING,NOTHING AT ALL!
STOP ASKING!
Affable Robot's Destructoid Blog
I think a HAWP shirt would be awesome my personal favorite line from HAWP is "Professor just got paid"
Demtor's Destructoid Blog
Her getting slapped in the face while dressed up as Andrew Ryan
guermogamer's Destructoid Blog
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
guermogamer's Destructoid Blog
or just to be "original" have a pic of ash with a straw sipping from that snotty bitch wearing the "i drink your milkshake" shirt that we seem to find in ads EVERYWHERE on the net these days.

But it would say something like
"HAWP DRINKZ YOR SHIRT, MOSTRY..."

thankyou kinry
sweetchuck's Destructoid Blog
Random line from any of the episodes. The prostitutes would be good.
Mister Disco's Destructoid Blog
MUSTACHE!!!!
VampireChrist's Destructoid Blog
damn, im in the same boat...
everybody always wants my sister..

far left

with that in mind,
im still thinking Reaprars first idea has promise
Brian Keljore's Destructoid Blog
"Would you kindry?"
Stephen57's Destructoid Blog
When am I going to see a "your childhood is in another castle" shirt?
TheBlackLotus's Destructoid Blog
I wana see a picutre of garfield, and have it say "heres your technology"

Or a shirt that says, Im nto tony Stark.

OR a shirt that says "Professor just got paid!"
TheBlackLotus's Destructoid Blog
*Im not* Sorry, it yped too fast in excitment
bananax182's Destructoid Blog
A cartoon drawing of a bed with a poopie in it. You draw your bed, let Ashly draw her poopie.
Geo's Destructoid Blog
The dad saying "METAL GEAR" would be nice.
But I'd prefer a t-shirt with her as the Joker, with a muffin, saying "why so delicious?"
Lord Yokai's Destructoid Blog
I wanna see Ash all -_- and a chibi pic of Anthony holding up cookies and laughing like a power crazedwar lord ready to purge the land of all th disgusting people in a wave of gore and blood and rain hell down upon the....Oh! O////O You get what im saying! ^_^U


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