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What do you want to see on a HAWP shirt?
Anthony Burch | 9:43 PM on 07.09.2008 80 comments


I'm thinking about making some HAWP shirts, if only because I think it'd be hilarious for Ash to wear a shirt with her own face on it, illustrated Che Guevara-style.

We've got a few very vague ideas -- Ash with a squirt gun, Ash with a mustache, Ash and I together somehow -- but what would YOU guys like to see out of a HAWP shirt?

And to get nip the jokes in the bud:

"YOUR SISTER FUCKING ME"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING"
"ME FAPPING TO YOUR SISTER"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"
"A SHIRT THAT GIVES ME BLOWJOBS, ONLY IT ISN'T A SHIRT IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR SISTER"



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TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 21:49
TrailerParkJesus
those are all great ideas
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 21:50
CypherVR
Ash with a squirt gun WITH a mustache, pumping the gun - pants optional.

with all of the above or just -"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"-
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 21:51
Dead Movie Star
A shirt that covers your naked sister... only to be ripped off by me so the process of rape is easy.

The Che Guevara shirt is a good idea, too.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 21:51
njsykora
Your sister fapping with a squirt gun filled with chocolate.

You wiped out the obvious but we can still take the 'I'd do your sister' angle many more miles.

I think just 'Hey Ashly Watcha Playing' with Ash's face next to it would work.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 21:52
Puppy Licks
Yeah I agree with Reaprar with the Moustache idea :D
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 21:52
CypherVR
^^ Wearing a the (Bioshock/Rapture) suit
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 21:52
Zombutler
Def. Do the che idea. I would buy it.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 21:52
Puppy Licks
...or her pointing in the Prof. Layton outfit saying 'I don't give a shit!'
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 21:56
eternalplayer2345
You in batman jammies! wow that sound weirded then i intended too >.>
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 21:58
Coonskin05
A picture of your sister and the words "Don't you wish your sister was HAWP like me?"
MrRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:00
MrRed
HAWP at the top


Scene from Prof Layton episode where she's getting whores



O dear god at the bottom
Stephen57's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:00
Stephen57
I like the idea of showing a generic dog and saying
"Prostitute D is a dog."

Or have the whole question on there, with the options/descriptions of the prostitutes, but that would be a bit of a long winded.....shirt.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:01
Elitechief27
How about a shirt that has you getting beaten up on the front, and Ashley lying down like Dee Dee Dee not doing anything on the back?
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:02
A New Challenger
Garfield.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:04
Elitechief27
Or one with Ashley doing the creepy stare on the front, and you geting beaten up on the back saying "this is the first 3vs1 match in 2vs2 history!"
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:06
SnakeDude4Life
Your Dad with full Snake face. ('Satch, soild eye, cig...)
ironmanrules1333's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:08
ironmanrules1333
please keep it pg or else i couldn't wear it in school
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:13
king3vbo
MOUSTACHE
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:16
Aziel13
=0.o=
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:17
SnakeDude4Life
And him saying "Metal gear, Huh?"
Genfuyung's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:23
Genfuyung
coonskin made me lol.

I think just about anything from the zelda episode would work.
Bioautographical's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:29
Bioautographical
"Atlas is Fontaine!"

"Bitch."
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:34
falinter
I think her blank evil stare with or without a mustache would be awesome enough.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:35
Aerox
Her waddling with her pants down.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:35
CypherVR
i agree, with my rambling aside - i agree with BIOAUTOGRAPHICAL.

A -Atlas is Fontaine- would make a great shirt to sell in the Dtoid shopz (plug, plug)
superhobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:38
superhobo
"YOUR SISTER FUCKING ME"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING"
"ME FAPPING TO YOUR SISTER"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"
"A SHIRT THAT GIVES ME BLOWJOBS, ONLY IT ISN'T A SHIRT IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR SISTER"

Man, Rev.... you are fucked up...
Bizznet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:40
Bizznet
A picture of her in the straw hat, and above that saying "would you kindry?"

At the back is could say "HAWP".
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:40
Tubatic
I had the same idea s Reaprar . . . regarding the black and white shirt. Except I was thinking one side would say "Is that chocolate?" And the other would say "Some of it."

I like "Prostitute D is a dog"

The creepy stare che-style with HAWP on it somewhere is also good.
Bizznet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 22:42
Bizznet
Also, I really want a Dtoid t-shirt, where the hell do I get one?
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 23:01
GoS-CPT-Stewart
What coonskin said.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 23:05
Eschatos
Just "MUSTACHE" in massive letters. Nothing else.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 23:16
Technophile
Similar to what Bizznet said -

FRONT
BACK
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 23:23
Puppy Licks
"Would you kinry?"
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 23:24
ace of knaves
In the Asian straw-hat-thing saying, "Would you kindry?"
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 23:25
Knivy
Whatever it is, in really small letters it should say "My sister is a bitch- Rev"
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 23:39
DaedHead8
Definitely Ash with the squirt gun. Thats still my favorite moment in the entire series.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 00:07
Electro Lemon
Would you kindry, MUSTACHE!, your dad as Snake.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 00:16
ArrestedDeveloper
I lean toward the "would you kindry" idea but I also love the "Prostitute D is a dog" idea.
Stonedfox's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 00:21
Stonedfox
Front: Her as Prof. Layton in thinking pose. The caption would give the beginning the riddle "which of the following prostitutes has yadda yadda.

Back: Her with pants around ankles, moving towards hookers. THis caption of course saying "I don't give a shit!"

Or just a "Professor Just Got Paid!" shirt.
Fletcher's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 00:43
Fletcher
Her dressed up as all the characters on the back. And on the front it would do like the show where it comes down vertically saying HEY
ASHLEY
Whatcha
Playin?

If someone hasnt already said this..
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 01:41
Yashoki
i wouldn't wear one =/
garrfunkel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 02:08
garrfunkel
Definately something from the proffessor layton episode. Best episode EVAR!!
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 02:19
Usedtabe
Definitely needs "would you Kinry?" on the shirt somewhere.
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 03:45
angusm
I second ROBOTFART's idea.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 03:50
MATTFOO
id fuck her. but i wouldn't wear her shirt
crimson diabolik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 03:59
crimson diabolik
I have no idea what the front would have on it, all I know is this image (or some variation of it) should be on the back:

Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 06:19
Kryptinite
her dressed up as the professor was hilarious. do that.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 08:21
BigPopaGamer
I like the professor/mustache idea with the words - "My sister is HAWP."
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 08:49
GuitarAtomik
Anything with her doing the blank face. Nothing else matters. NOTHING!
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