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What do you want to see on a HAWP shirt?
Anthony Burch \| 9:43 PM on 07.09.2008	72 comments

I'm thinking about making some HAWP shirts, if only because I think it'd be hilarious for Ash to wear a shirt with her own face on it, illustrated Che Guevara-style.

We've got a few very vague ideas -- Ash with a squirt gun, Ash with a mustache, Ash and I together somehow -- but what would YOU guys like to see out of a HAWP shirt?

And to get nip the jokes in the bud:

"YOUR SISTER FUCKING ME"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING"
"ME FAPPING TO YOUR SISTER"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"
"A SHIRT THAT GIVES ME BLOWJOBS, ONLY IT ISN'T A SHIRT IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR SISTER"

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TrailerParkJesus says:
(# 0) on 07/09/2008 21:49

those are all great ideas

CypherVR says:
(# 1) on 07/09/2008 21:50

Ash with a squirt gun WITH a mustache, pumping the gun - pants optional.

with all of the above or just -"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"-

Dead Movie Star says:
(# 2) on 07/09/2008 21:51

A shirt that covers your naked sister... only to be ripped off by me so the process of rape is easy.

The Che Guevara shirt is a good idea, too.

njsykora says:
(# 3) on 07/09/2008 21:51

Your sister fapping with a squirt gun filled with chocolate.

You wiped out the obvious but we can still take the 'I'd do your sister' angle many more miles.

I think just 'Hey Ashly Watcha Playing' with Ash's face next to it would work.

Puppy Licks says:
(# 4) on 07/09/2008 21:52

Yeah I agree with Reaprar with the Moustache idea :D

CypherVR says:
(# 5) on 07/09/2008 21:52

^^ Wearing a the (Bioshock/Rapture) suit

Zombutler says:
(# 6) on 07/09/2008 21:52

Def. Do the che idea. I would buy it.

Puppy Licks says:
(# 7) on 07/09/2008 21:52

...or her pointing in the Prof. Layton outfit saying 'I don't give a shit!'

eternalplayer2345 says:
(# 8) on 07/09/2008 21:56

You in batman jammies! wow that sound weirded then i intended too >.>

Coonskin05 says:
(# 9) on 07/09/2008 21:58

A picture of your sister and the words "Don't you wish your sister was HAWP like me?"

MrRed says:
(# 10) on 07/09/2008 22:00

HAWP at the top

Scene from Prof Layton episode where she's getting whores

O dear god at the bottom

Stephen57 says:
(# 11) on 07/09/2008 22:00

I like the idea of showing a generic dog and saying
"Prostitute D is a dog."

Or have the whole question on there, with the options/descriptions of the prostitutes, but that would be a bit of a long winded.....shirt.

Elitechief27 says:
(# 12) on 07/09/2008 22:01

How about a shirt that has you getting beaten up on the front, and Ashley lying down like Dee Dee Dee not doing anything on the back?

A New Challenger says:
(# 13) on 07/09/2008 22:02

Garfield.

Elitechief27 says:
(# 14) on 07/09/2008 22:04

Or one with Ashley doing the creepy stare on the front, and you geting beaten up on the back saying "this is the first 3vs1 match in 2vs2 history!"

SnakeDude4Life says:
(# 15) on 07/09/2008 22:06

Your Dad with full Snake face. ('Satch, soild eye, cig...)

ironmanrules1333 says:
(# 16) on 07/09/2008 22:08

please keep it pg or else i couldn't wear it in school

king3vbo says:
(# 17) on 07/09/2008 22:13

MOUSTACHE

Aziel13 says:
(# 18) on 07/09/2008 22:16

=0.o=

SnakeDude4Life says:
(# 19) on 07/09/2008 22:17

And him saying "Metal gear, Huh?"

Genfuyung says:
(# 20) on 07/09/2008 22:23

coonskin made me lol.

I think just about anything from the zelda episode would work.

Bioautographical says:
(# 21) on 07/09/2008 22:29

"Atlas is Fontaine!"

"Bitch."

falinter says:
(# 22) on 07/09/2008 22:34

I think her blank evil stare with or without a mustache would be awesome enough.

Aerox says:
(# 23) on 07/09/2008 22:35

Her waddling with her pants down.

CypherVR says:
(# 24) on 07/09/2008 22:35

i agree, with my rambling aside - i agree with BIOAUTOGRAPHICAL.

A -Atlas is Fontaine- would make a great shirt to sell in the Dtoid shopz (plug, plug)

superhobo says:
(# 25) on 07/09/2008 22:38

"YOUR SISTER FUCKING ME"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING"
"ME FAPPING TO YOUR SISTER"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"
"A SHIRT THAT GIVES ME BLOWJOBS, ONLY IT ISN'T A SHIRT IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR SISTER"

Man, Rev.... you are fucked up...

Bizznet says:
(# 26) on 07/09/2008 22:40

A picture of her in the straw hat, and above that saying "would you kindry?"

At the back is could say "HAWP".

Tubatic says:
(# 27) on 07/09/2008 22:40

I had the same idea s Reaprar . . . regarding the black and white shirt. Except I was thinking one side would say "Is that chocolate?" And the other would say "Some of it."

I like "Prostitute D is a dog"

The creepy stare che-style with HAWP on it somewhere is also good.

Bizznet says:
(# 28) on 07/09/2008 22:42

Also, I really want a Dtoid t-shirt, where the hell do I get one?

GoS-CPT-Stewart says:
(# 29) on 07/09/2008 23:01

What coonskin said.

Eschatos says:
(# 30) on 07/09/2008 23:05

Just "MUSTACHE" in massive letters. Nothing else.

Technophile says:
(# 31) on 07/09/2008 23:16

Similar to what Bizznet said -

FRONT
BACK

Puppy Licks says:
(# 32) on 07/09/2008 23:23

"Would you kinry?"

ace of knaves says:
(# 33) on 07/09/2008 23:24

In the Asian straw-hat-thing saying, "Would you kindry?"

Knives says:
(# 34) on 07/09/2008 23:25

Whatever it is, in really small letters it should say "My sister is a bitch- Rev"

DaedHead8 says:
(# 35) on 07/09/2008 23:39

Definitely Ash with the squirt gun. Thats still my favorite moment in the entire series.

Electro Lemon says:
(# 36) on 07/10/2008 00:07

Would you kindry, MUSTACHE!, your dad as Snake.

ArrestedDeveloper says:
(# 37) on 07/10/2008 00:16

I lean toward the "would you kindry" idea but I also love the "Prostitute D is a dog" idea.

Stonedfox says:
(# 38) on 07/10/2008 00:21

Front: Her as Prof. Layton in thinking pose. The caption would give the beginning the riddle "which of the following prostitutes has yadda yadda.

Back: Her with pants around ankles, moving towards hookers. THis caption of course saying "I don't give a shit!"

Or just a "Professor Just Got Paid!" shirt.

Fletcher says:
(# 39) on 07/10/2008 00:43

Her dressed up as all the characters on the back. And on the front it would do like the show where it comes down vertically saying HEY
ASHLEY
Whatcha
Playin?

If someone hasnt already said this..

Yashoki says:
(# 40) on 07/10/2008 01:41

i wouldn't wear one =/

garrfunkel says:
(# 41) on 07/10/2008 02:08

Definately something from the proffessor layton episode. Best episode EVAR!!

Usedtabe says:
(# 42) on 07/10/2008 02:19

Definitely needs "would you Kinry?" on the shirt somewhere.

angusm says:
(# 43) on 07/10/2008 03:45

I second ROBOTFART's idea.

MATTFOO says:
(# 44) on 07/10/2008 03:50

id fuck her. but i wouldn't wear her shirt

onomelon says:
(# 45) on 07/10/2008 03:59

I have no idea what the front would have on it, all I know is this image (or some variation of it) should be on the back:

Kryptinite says:
(# 46) on 07/10/2008 06:19

her dressed up as the professor was hilarious. do that.

BigPopaGamer says:
(# 47) on 07/10/2008 08:21

I like the professor/mustache idea with the words - "My sister is HAWP."

GuitarAtomik says:
(# 48) on 07/10/2008 08:49

Anything with her doing the blank face. Nothing else matters. NOTHING!

Haxan says:
(# 49) on 07/10/2008 08:57

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