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What do you want to see on a HAWP shirt?
Anthony Burch \| 9:43 PM on 07.09.2008	80 comments

I'm thinking about making some HAWP shirts, if only because I think it'd be hilarious for Ash to wear a shirt with her own face on it, illustrated Che Guevara-style.

We've got a few very vague ideas -- Ash with a squirt gun, Ash with a mustache, Ash and I together somehow -- but what would YOU guys like to see out of a HAWP shirt?

And to get nip the jokes in the bud:

"YOUR SISTER FUCKING ME"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING"
"ME FAPPING TO YOUR SISTER"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"
"A SHIRT THAT GIVES ME BLOWJOBS, ONLY IT ISN'T A SHIRT IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR SISTER"

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TrailerParkJesus

those are all great ideas

CypherVR

Ash with a squirt gun WITH a mustache, pumping the gun - pants optional.

with all of the above or just -"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"-

Dead Movie Star

A shirt that covers your naked sister... only to be ripped off by me so the process of rape is easy.

The Che Guevara shirt is a good idea, too.

njsykora

Your sister fapping with a squirt gun filled with chocolate.

You wiped out the obvious but we can still take the 'I'd do your sister' angle many more miles.

I think just 'Hey Ashly Watcha Playing' with Ash's face next to it would work.

Puppy Licks

Yeah I agree with Reaprar with the Moustache idea :D

CypherVR

^^ Wearing a the (Bioshock/Rapture) suit

Zombutler

Def. Do the che idea. I would buy it.

Puppy Licks

...or her pointing in the Prof. Layton outfit saying 'I don't give a shit!'

eternalplayer2345

You in batman jammies! wow that sound weirded then i intended too >.>

Coonskin05

A picture of your sister and the words "Don't you wish your sister was HAWP like me?"

MrRed

HAWP at the top

Scene from Prof Layton episode where she's getting whores

O dear god at the bottom

Stephen57

I like the idea of showing a generic dog and saying
"Prostitute D is a dog."

Or have the whole question on there, with the options/descriptions of the prostitutes, but that would be a bit of a long winded.....shirt.

Elitechief27

How about a shirt that has you getting beaten up on the front, and Ashley lying down like Dee Dee Dee not doing anything on the back?

A New Challenger

Garfield.

Elitechief27

Or one with Ashley doing the creepy stare on the front, and you geting beaten up on the back saying "this is the first 3vs1 match in 2vs2 history!"

SnakeDude4Life

Your Dad with full Snake face. ('Satch, soild eye, cig...)

ironmanrules1333

please keep it pg or else i couldn't wear it in school

king3vbo

MOUSTACHE

Aziel13

=0.o=

SnakeDude4Life

And him saying "Metal gear, Huh?"

Genfuyung

coonskin made me lol.

I think just about anything from the zelda episode would work.

Bioautographical

"Atlas is Fontaine!"

"Bitch."

falinter

I think her blank evil stare with or without a mustache would be awesome enough.

Aerox

Her waddling with her pants down.

CypherVR

i agree, with my rambling aside - i agree with BIOAUTOGRAPHICAL.

A -Atlas is Fontaine- would make a great shirt to sell in the Dtoid shopz (plug, plug)

superhobo

"YOUR SISTER FUCKING ME"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING"
"ME FAPPING TO YOUR SISTER"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"
"A SHIRT THAT GIVES ME BLOWJOBS, ONLY IT ISN'T A SHIRT IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR SISTER"

Man, Rev.... you are fucked up...

Bizznet

A picture of her in the straw hat, and above that saying "would you kindry?"

At the back is could say "HAWP".

Tubatic

I had the same idea s Reaprar . . . regarding the black and white shirt. Except I was thinking one side would say "Is that chocolate?" And the other would say "Some of it."

I like "Prostitute D is a dog"

The creepy stare che-style with HAWP on it somewhere is also good.

Bizznet

Also, I really want a Dtoid t-shirt, where the hell do I get one?

GoS-CPT-Stewart

What coonskin said.

Eschatos

Just "MUSTACHE" in massive letters. Nothing else.

Technophile

Similar to what Bizznet said -

FRONT
BACK

Puppy Licks

"Would you kinry?"

ace of knaves

In the Asian straw-hat-thing saying, "Would you kindry?"

Knivy

Whatever it is, in really small letters it should say "My sister is a bitch- Rev"

DaedHead8

Definitely Ash with the squirt gun. Thats still my favorite moment in the entire series.

Electro Lemon

Would you kindry, MUSTACHE!, your dad as Snake.

ArrestedDeveloper

I lean toward the "would you kindry" idea but I also love the "Prostitute D is a dog" idea.

Stonedfox

Front: Her as Prof. Layton in thinking pose. The caption would give the beginning the riddle "which of the following prostitutes has yadda yadda.

Back: Her with pants around ankles, moving towards hookers. THis caption of course saying "I don't give a shit!"

Or just a "Professor Just Got Paid!" shirt.

Fletcher

Her dressed up as all the characters on the back. And on the front it would do like the show where it comes down vertically saying HEY
ASHLEY
Whatcha
Playin?

If someone hasnt already said this..

Yashoki

i wouldn't wear one =/

garrfunkel

Definately something from the proffessor layton episode. Best episode EVAR!!

Usedtabe

Definitely needs "would you Kinry?" on the shirt somewhere.

angusm

I second ROBOTFART's idea.

MATTFOO

id fuck her. but i wouldn't wear her shirt

crimson diabolik

I have no idea what the front would have on it, all I know is this image (or some variation of it) should be on the back:

Kryptinite

her dressed up as the professor was hilarious. do that.

BigPopaGamer

I like the professor/mustache idea with the words - "My sister is HAWP."

GuitarAtomik

Anything with her doing the blank face. Nothing else matters. NOTHING!

Haxan

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