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What do you want to see on a HAWP shirt?
Anthony Burch | 9:43 PM on 07.09.2008 72 comments


I'm thinking about making some HAWP shirts, if only because I think it'd be hilarious for Ash to wear a shirt with her own face on it, illustrated Che Guevara-style.

We've got a few very vague ideas -- Ash with a squirt gun, Ash with a mustache, Ash and I together somehow -- but what would YOU guys like to see out of a HAWP shirt?

And to get nip the jokes in the bud:

"YOUR SISTER FUCKING ME"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING"
"ME FAPPING TO YOUR SISTER"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"
"A SHIRT THAT GIVES ME BLOWJOBS, ONLY IT ISN'T A SHIRT IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR SISTER"



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TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
those are all great ideas
CypherVR's Destructoid Blog
Ash with a squirt gun WITH a mustache, pumping the gun - pants optional.

with all of the above or just -"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"-
Dead Movie Star's Destructoid Blog
A shirt that covers your naked sister... only to be ripped off by me so the process of rape is easy.

The Che Guevara shirt is a good idea, too.
njsykora's Destructoid Blog
Your sister fapping with a squirt gun filled with chocolate.

You wiped out the obvious but we can still take the 'I'd do your sister' angle many more miles.

I think just 'Hey Ashly Watcha Playing' with Ash's face next to it would work.
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Yeah I agree with Reaprar with the Moustache idea :D
CypherVR's Destructoid Blog
^^ Wearing a the (Bioshock/Rapture) suit
Zombutler's Destructoid Blog
Def. Do the che idea. I would buy it.
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
...or her pointing in the Prof. Layton outfit saying 'I don't give a shit!'
eternalplayer2345's Destructoid Blog
You in batman jammies! wow that sound weirded then i intended too >.>
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
A picture of your sister and the words "Don't you wish your sister was HAWP like me?"
MrRed's Destructoid Blog
HAWP at the top


Scene from Prof Layton episode where she's getting whores



O dear god at the bottom
Stephen57's Destructoid Blog
I like the idea of showing a generic dog and saying
"Prostitute D is a dog."

Or have the whole question on there, with the options/descriptions of the prostitutes, but that would be a bit of a long winded.....shirt.
Elitechief27's Destructoid Blog
How about a shirt that has you getting beaten up on the front, and Ashley lying down like Dee Dee Dee not doing anything on the back?
A New Challenger's Destructoid Blog
Garfield.
Elitechief27's Destructoid Blog
Or one with Ashley doing the creepy stare on the front, and you geting beaten up on the back saying "this is the first 3vs1 match in 2vs2 history!"
SnakeDude4Life's Destructoid Blog
Your Dad with full Snake face. ('Satch, soild eye, cig...)
ironmanrules1333's Destructoid Blog
please keep it pg or else i couldn't wear it in school
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
MOUSTACHE
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
=0.o=
SnakeDude4Life's Destructoid Blog
And him saying "Metal gear, Huh?"
Genfuyung's Destructoid Blog
coonskin made me lol.

I think just about anything from the zelda episode would work.
Bioautographical's Destructoid Blog
"Atlas is Fontaine!"

"Bitch."
falinter's Destructoid Blog
I think her blank evil stare with or without a mustache would be awesome enough.
Aerox's Destructoid Blog
Her waddling with her pants down.
CypherVR's Destructoid Blog
i agree, with my rambling aside - i agree with BIOAUTOGRAPHICAL.

A -Atlas is Fontaine- would make a great shirt to sell in the Dtoid shopz (plug, plug)
superhobo's Destructoid Blog
"YOUR SISTER FUCKING ME"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING"
"ME FAPPING TO YOUR SISTER"
"YOUR SISTER FAPPING TO ME"
"A SHIRT THAT GIVES ME BLOWJOBS, ONLY IT ISN'T A SHIRT IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR SISTER"

Man, Rev.... you are fucked up...
Bizznet's Destructoid Blog
A picture of her in the straw hat, and above that saying "would you kindry?"

At the back is could say "HAWP".
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
I had the same idea s Reaprar . . . regarding the black and white shirt. Except I was thinking one side would say "Is that chocolate?" And the other would say "Some of it."

I like "Prostitute D is a dog"

The creepy stare che-style with HAWP on it somewhere is also good.
Bizznet's Destructoid Blog
Also, I really want a Dtoid t-shirt, where the hell do I get one?
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Destructoid Blog
What coonskin said.
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
Just "MUSTACHE" in massive letters. Nothing else.
Technophile's Destructoid Blog
Similar to what Bizznet said -

FRONT
BACK
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
"Would you kinry?"
ace of knaves's Destructoid Blog
In the Asian straw-hat-thing saying, "Would you kindry?"
Knives's Destructoid Blog
Whatever it is, in really small letters it should say "My sister is a bitch- Rev"
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
Definitely Ash with the squirt gun. Thats still my favorite moment in the entire series.
Electro Lemon's Destructoid Blog
Would you kindry, MUSTACHE!, your dad as Snake.
ArrestedDeveloper's Destructoid Blog
I lean toward the "would you kindry" idea but I also love the "Prostitute D is a dog" idea.
Stonedfox's Destructoid Blog
Front: Her as Prof. Layton in thinking pose. The caption would give the beginning the riddle "which of the following prostitutes has yadda yadda.

Back: Her with pants around ankles, moving towards hookers. THis caption of course saying "I don't give a shit!"

Or just a "Professor Just Got Paid!" shirt.
Fletcher's Destructoid Blog
Her dressed up as all the characters on the back. And on the front it would do like the show where it comes down vertically saying HEY
ASHLEY
Whatcha
Playin?

If someone hasnt already said this..
Yashoki's Destructoid Blog
i wouldn't wear one =/
garrfunkel's Destructoid Blog
Definately something from the proffessor layton episode. Best episode EVAR!!
Usedtabe's Destructoid Blog
Definitely needs "would you Kinry?" on the shirt somewhere.
angusm's Destructoid Blog
I second ROBOTFART's idea.
MATTFOO's Destructoid Blog
id fuck her. but i wouldn't wear her shirt
onomelon's Destructoid Blog
I have no idea what the front would have on it, all I know is this image (or some variation of it) should be on the back:

Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
her dressed up as the professor was hilarious. do that.
BigPopaGamer's Destructoid Blog
I like the professor/mustache idea with the words - "My sister is HAWP."
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
Anything with her doing the blank face. Nothing else matters. NOTHING!
Haxan's Destructoid Blog


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