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Look! It's a really, really short notice Photoshop contest!
Anthony Burch \| 10:40 PM on 06.06.2008	68 comments

I could elaborate, but it'll be a lot more interesting if I remain brief: 1. I need a picture of Solid Snake Photoshopped to look like Jesus Christ (or vice versa) by Monday. 2. Whomever posts the best picture will not only see their picture in a feature I'm writing for Monday, but will receive a DVD copy of The Greatest Film Ever Made: Guyver 2, starring David Hayter. 3. If you don't want to do a photoshop of Snake as Jesus, you can also do one of Big Boss as God, or Raiden as the Holy Spirit, or pretty much any other noteworthy character in the Bible. You are still eligible for the prize even if you don't Photoshop Snake as Jesus, so long as you can shoop something with an MGS and Bible character together (Meryl as Mary Magdalene, Liquid as Satan, whathaveyou). 4. If someone manages to do a really incredible Last Supper of MGS Photoshop, I will marry you.

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taumpytears says:
(# 0) on 06/06/2008 22:52

What do you wanna write the worlds longest alt text?

Merry Ho says:
(# 1) on 06/06/2008 23:08

Raiden as the Holy Spirit...that's a stretch considering the Holy Spirit is, well, a spirit and has no physical form

CypherVR says:
(# 2) on 06/06/2008 23:15

The-Excel says:
(# 3) on 06/06/2008 23:23

Big Boss as Moses.

Anthony Burch says:
(# 4) on 06/06/2008 23:28

Merry Ho:
Hence the challenge.

niacin says:
(# 5) on 06/06/2008 23:34

Thought I'd help by establishing the bottom of the barrel.

pedrovay2003 says:
(# 6) on 06/06/2008 23:36

David Hayter was in Guyver 2?

GoS-CPT-Stewart says:
(# 7) on 06/06/2008 23:39

Full Size Version

Full Size Version with character names

AgentMOO says:
(# 8) on 06/06/2008 23:41

Qraze says:
(# 9) on 06/06/2008 23:48

dammit! this is gonna be good rev.anthony. what about solidus? i don't think raiden should be the holy ghost due to solidus being the jesus like figure, solid should be the holy ghost and big boss GOD as none can get to father except thru the holy ghost, he's the one that receives the prayer and translates it to the father. solidus died to save us. but none can get to father except thru Jesus as well but it also says any sin is forgivable except blaspheming the holy ghost. look it up.

Qraze says:
(# 10) on 06/06/2008 23:50

didn't mean to sound like a dick. do it however you want to.

GoS-CPT-Stewart says:
(# 11) on 06/06/2008 23:50

@Qraze

I think you're taking this too seriously.

Qraze says:
(# 12) on 06/06/2008 23:52

ocelot is judas

brainderailment says:
(# 13) on 06/06/2008 23:53

Crap, my Mac is at home. Oh, well. Maybe I'll get it done tomorrow.

FreedomToast says:
(# 14) on 06/06/2008 23:55

i hate to be the one to ask this but why do you need a metal gear christ?

pedrovay2003 says:
(# 15) on 06/06/2008 23:56

Sharpless says:
(# 16) on 06/06/2008 23:58

I audibly gasped when I saw AgentMOO's.

In a good way.

Qraze says:
(# 17) on 06/06/2008 23:59

@ freedom. he's gonna do a trinity metal gear similarly blog.

tazarthayoot says:
(# 18) on 06/07/2008 00:03

@QRAZE

GET THE FUCK OVER IT IT'S A FUCKING JOKE.

tazarthayoot says:
(# 19) on 06/07/2008 00:04

also

FreedomToast says:
(# 20) on 06/07/2008 00:05

ah i see, an interesting take on the holy trinity to say the lease (then again i went to a chirstian school for 8 years, ive heard goofier tales [ba-zing])

pedrovay2003 says:
(# 21) on 06/07/2008 00:10

Okay, a couple more styles:

MechaMonkey says:
(# 22) on 06/07/2008 00:13

CypherVR says:
(# 23) on 06/07/2008 00:32

HEY EVERYBODY I'M AN IDIOT WHO WANTS TO SPOIL MGS4 FOR PEOPLE

Qraze says:
(# 24) on 06/07/2008 00:33

tazart, i almost didn't see that but fortunately you put the caps lock on. how do you know it's a joke? if you're gonna do something, do it right. alot more people could get a shitton more serious then me buddy.

tazarthayoot says:
(# 25) on 06/07/2008 00:46

oh im sorry mr internet police i didnt know you were such a card carrying member of the serious internets business.

CypherVR says:
(# 26) on 06/07/2008 00:54

taumpytears says:
(# 27) on 06/07/2008 00:57

Rev. Anthony probably hates us all by now.

Bazel says:
(# 28) on 06/07/2008 01:19

Big Boss be praised.

Crunshii says:
(# 29) on 06/07/2008 01:22

CypherVR says:
(# 30) on 06/07/2008 01:26

MechaMonkey says:
(# 31) on 06/07/2008 01:47

It really needs to be viewed full size:

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/5826/snakesupperpq5.jpg

MechaMonkey says:
(# 32) on 06/07/2008 01:48

Link style: Snake's Last Supper

MechaMonkey says:
(# 33) on 06/07/2008 01:52

Sorry for the triple post. This is the size I wanted.

Professor Pew says:
(# 34) on 06/07/2008 02:03

MechaMonkey wins an internets!

Sarin says:
(# 35) on 06/07/2008 02:03

@tazar + reaprar

I'll even out the teams by siding with Qraze.

Settle down guys. It looks like rev's doing another one of his artsy (liberal college) deconstructions comparing MGS to the trinity, so what's the big deal with Qraze joining in and giving his perspective on who represents who? He wasn't saying there was anything too serious or bad about it, in fact he said he was looking forward to it.

Bazel says:
(# 36) on 06/07/2008 02:14

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

JohnnyGoTime says:
(# 37) on 06/07/2008 02:29

Not quite the mission parameters, but...

Redzie says:
(# 38) on 06/07/2008 07:07

mechamonkey made that shoop in a cave with scraps.

Tubatic says:
(# 39) on 06/07/2008 08:00

@Redzie

I laughed out loud.

Tubatic says:
(# 40) on 06/07/2008 08:09

Also, I like Qraze's interpretation, and its very true to the mysterious and often confusing nature of the MGS series. All the stories seem to have dual meaning. He player plays through one story, but there's always this whole other story going on that the player is only spectator to.

Both decent enough interpretations, I think, though Anthony's is a bit more state literal (Raiden is the legacy continuation of Solid Snake ideologically, while Big Boss, no longer living, has a ghost presence over the entire proceedings )

Taking Qraze's into account or not, I think Rev's article will be an interesting read.

. . . I type because I can't shoop :(

Cataract says:
(# 41) on 06/07/2008 08:27

@Cypher

The grilled cheese is fucking perfect. I don't know how many other people will get it, though.

Spitfire says:
(# 42) on 06/07/2008 09:12

@Cypher

That one of Snake on french toast killed me. My fav so far.

Cowzilla3 says:
(# 43) on 06/07/2008 09:33

I saw snake in my milk today.

GoS-CPT-Stewart says:
(# 44) on 06/07/2008 10:54

Wait...

TheDespised says:
(# 45) on 06/07/2008 12:24

I don't like Christians and please do my work for me.

Qraze says:
(# 46) on 06/07/2008 12:38

tubatic and sarin, thanks. i'm glad i'm not the only person who agrees with myself.

F Whipple says:
(# 47) on 06/07/2008 12:40

This is the greatest clog ever. Cypher wins for me

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 48) on 06/07/2008 13:41

LOL @ CypherVR’s grilled cheese image...but I gotta give it to MechaMonkey’s Last Supper here. Then again, that one only looks good when you view it full-size, so I don’t know how effective it’d be as a header image (if that’s what you were going for)...

Bazel says:
(# 49) on 06/07/2008 13:53

Our Lady of CQC

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