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About Me

Hello ladies, my name is Sir Cucumber. I'm looking for a redheaded woman who likes puzzles, vegetating, and settling disputes with a game of rock, paper, scissors. No persimmons, please.

I've been blogging for a year with my brother, Doomeru Woebashi, at Resigned Gamer, but no one ever comes to visit us there, so I've come here to beg for your attentions.

If I'm not playing the hot new game of two years ago, I'm probably playing a 6/10 bargain game from one year ago. I do this not because I am cheap, but because I would rather live off gaming's long, shit-encrusted tail than face being "between games." God, nothing sucks more than that.

I like photoshopping screen shots of classic games, and, when feeling saucy, have been known to write the occasional haiku.

Please leave a comment. That way I won't feel so all alone!

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Stoners vs. Zombies ResignedGamer | 8:28 AM on 11.03.2008 12 comments

I don’t believe it’s effects improve anything about our game but tolerance for grinding, but think of all the wasted potato chips from nearly 1 in every 8 American drug prisoners being marijuana related. We've spent billions keeping these beanbags behind bars. In such troubled times, couldn't that money be better spent preparing for a zombie outbreak? Attached photos: