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About Me

Hello ladies, my name is Sir Cucumber. I'm looking for a redheaded woman who likes puzzles, vegetating, and settling disputes with a game of rock, paper, scissors. No persimmons, please.

I've been blogging for a year with my brother, Doomeru Woebashi, at Resigned Gamer, but no one ever comes to visit us there, so I've come here to beg for your attentions.

If I'm not playing the hot new game of two years ago, I'm probably playing a 6/10 bargain game from one year ago. I do this not because I am cheap, but because I would rather live off gaming's long, shit-encrusted tail than face being "between games." God, nothing sucks more than that.

I like photoshopping screen shots of classic games, and, when feeling saucy, have been known to write the occasional haiku.

Please leave a comment. That way I won't feel so all alone!

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Jones in the Fast Lane...the fast lane to democracy! ResignedGamer | 8:25 AM on 11.04.2008 10 comments

There is no substitute for that fresh and hopeful feeling you get from exercising your franchise. True most of us live in states where our votes mean nothing, but we get to push a button! A big button! In some polling places it's even a big lever! And all you people living in miserable places like Nevada, Missouri, or North Carolina- today is the one day that the rest of us care what you think! I know it's an imposition. I know it's a pain. I know you've got to get to work and punch in, or get home and cook dinner for the kids. But you could have voted early and you didn't, so whose fault is that? Neither one of these chumps have all the answers- but government never does. It's clear though that something must be done, and leaders follow people, so let's all push a button for the Republic today! Attached photos: