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About Me

Hello ladies, my name is Sir Cucumber. I'm looking for a redheaded woman who likes puzzles, vegetating, and settling disputes with a game of rock, paper, scissors. No persimmons, please.

I've been blogging for a year with my brother, Doomeru Woebashi, at Resigned Gamer, but no one ever comes to visit us there, so I've come here to beg for your attentions.

If I'm not playing the hot new game of two years ago, I'm probably playing a 6/10 bargain game from one year ago. I do this not because I am cheap, but because I would rather live off gaming's long, shit-encrusted tail than face being "between games." God, nothing sucks more than that.

I like photoshopping screen shots of classic games, and, when feeling saucy, have been known to write the occasional haiku.

Please leave a comment. That way I won't feel so all alone!

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Bad Dudes endorse l33t lib3r@l ResignedGamer | 11:14 AM on 10.27.2008 4 comments

Honorary GOP members ever since rescuing Presidents Reagan and Bush, the Bad Dudes shook the gaming world Monday by crossing party lines to endorse Democrat Barack Obama for president. “We have all the respect in the world for P.O.W.,” Bad Dude Blade said at a New York City press conference. “But after careful reflection we decided it only wanted to further redistribute our quarters to the top one half of one percent of wealthy Americans.” “Also there’s way too much jump kicking,” added Bad Dude Striker. [img]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk140/sircucumber/baddudesvote.jpg [/img]