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NPC's do not deserve to have eyeballs

If a quarter-centuryís worth of video gaming has taught me anything, itís that people take shortcuts. Time is finite, and work infinite; itís understandable. We all do it. But most of us donít do it like this: no, no thatí...

 



Play Freespace 2, dammit.

Iíve hit a console gaming brick wall of late, so Iíve turned to my trusty XP partition to do a little hardcore PC gaming. Iíve been spending time with some old favorites, System Shock 2, Outcast, and Freespace 2. Running wit...

 


Vampire Rain...the movie?!?

I seldom have anything nice to say about the games I play, and realize that to a casual observer it would seem I should find a new hobby. But all of you know better. A video game is like pizza- even when it's bad it's good. O...

 



Video game reflections on Martin Luther King day

On this momentous Martin Luther King Day, only hours away from the inauguration of President l33t, we should reflect on how far we have come, how far we have left to go, and how different things might have been if the Union hadn't been set to player one by default. Happy MLK day, everyone. And remember: A house divided cannot stand.

 




Your New Aliens Christmas Ringtone

My brother treated himself this holiday season to one of them new-fangled iphones, and now he'd like to treat you all to his homemade new ringtone. It combines our love of Aliens and Lando Calrissian, and is sure to make you the envy of all your cubemates next week. DOWNLOAD TEH RINGTONEZ! game over, man, game over!

 


Why I suffer through Japanese RPGs

People often ask me why I play such crappy games as Wild Arms XF, and my answer’s always the same: Someone’s got to do it. …seriously… Are you gonna find gold like this playing Call of Duty? I didn’t think so.

 



About ResignedGamerone of us since 5:42 PM on 10.24.2008

Hello ladies, my name is Sir Cucumber. I'm looking for a redheaded woman who likes puzzles, vegetating, and settling disputes with a game of rock, paper, scissors. No persimmons, please.

I've been blogging for a year with my brother, Doomeru Woebashi, at Resigned Gamer, but no one ever comes to visit us there, so I've come here to beg for your attentions.

If I'm not playing the hot new game of two years ago, I'm probably playing a 6/10 bargain game from one year ago. I do this not because I am cheap, but because I would rather live off gaming's long, shit-encrusted tail than face being "between games." God, nothing sucks more than that.

I like photoshopping screen shots of classic games, and, when feeling saucy, have been known to write the occasional haiku.

Please leave a comment. That way I won't feel so all alone!
 
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