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Oh, you say you like stupid YouTube videos?
I do that sometimes.

'Teaches You Things' Series:

Modurn Warfairz

Grand Auto Thiefman

Jakuzi 3

Who am I? Well, I am many things.

A mentor? A motivator? A free spirit?

None of those things are what I am.

What I am am is just your average guy. Living out my life in relative peace, trying to make a living in this rough and tumble world. An aspiring game designer, you might call me, I wast...erm...spend 2.5 years of my life going to school for said aspiration as well. What will come of this dream? Hell if I know.

But beyond that, I'm your typical gamer. I play a bit of everything, here and there. Anything from shooters to obscure Japanese fare is in my history, I've also been found scrolling through lines of Japanese dialogue, pretending like I can read it. Pretty fun, right?

I'm a 360 guy mainly, it serves as my main platform. I also have a PS3 and a Wii of course, along with several other consoles which I will list below because, well, I feel like it. Listing things passes the time, makes the world go round.

As I said, shooters and action games grab my attention mostly, I do dabble in RPGS (but never seem to finish them) as well as adventure games and the like. I'll play and enjoy just about anything, so long as it isn't an MMO. I have stories about that, but I'll tell you later.

Some of my favorite games of all time?

Jet Set Radio
Shenmue
Phantasy Star Online
Dig Dug
Ouendan
Phoenix Wright
Trauma Center
Taiko No Tatsujin
Metal Gear Solid
Halo Trilogy
Katamari Damacy (+ Sequels)
Time Crisis (+ Sequels)
Mass Effect
Deus Ex
Phantom Crash
Phantom Dust
Ninja Gaiden 1, 2 and 3
Super Mario
Starfox (+ 64)
Goldeneye
Perfect Dark

There are several more, but too many to list here. I own several systems, most of which I don't find the time to play.

Xbox 360 (Modern Warfare 2)
Xbox 360 (Resident Evil 5)
Xbox 360 HD-DVD Drive
PS3 40GB
Wii
Xbox
PS2 Slim
PSX
PSP (Carnival Bright Yellow)
DSi (Black)
Dreamcast
Sega Saturn
GBC (Pokemon)
GBC (Translucent Purple)
GBA SP (Nintendo Classic)
Nintendo 64 (Black, Gold)
Nintendo 64 (Pikachu Edition)
Game Gear
Super NES
NES
Retro Duo
Neo Geo Pocket (Camo)
Neo Geo Pocket Color (Silver)
Colecovision (+ Atari 2600 adapter)

I have a modest collection of games for most of them, I buy more every now and then when money allows, and I'm always looking for more. It's a bit of a hobby, I guess. An expensive one at that. Favorite system would have to be the Dreamcast. Why? I'll write a blog about it someday. Next to that would be my 64.

I own a Power Glove as mandated by Nerd Law.

So if you can't tell by now I'm somewhat of an addict. I usually go out of my way to own or secure unusual or rare looking video game stuff, and sometimes wind up buying things just for the sake of owning them. Why do I have a Japanese Guncon 2? I'm not sure yet.

So there you have it, that's me. I'm a pretty friendly guy, I suppose. I like tacos, anime and long walks on the beach. Just your average person, right?

I like to think so.
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Introducing...Well, This.

RenegadePanda
3:50 PM on 05.25.2010

Fellow DToiders, it has been a long time coming, but today marks a special day in my life. Not special like K, or special like me, but special in a much more tangible way. I'd like to share something with you today, which may or may not be relevant to your interests. Something that would make even the most complete collector jealous.

Even Funktastic.

Many of you may be familiar with my first real blog, Modurn Warfairz Teaches You Things. Little did you know, it was a rousing success, and might very well be a worldwide phenomenon. At least in my head. So I decided to partner with Microsoft to bring you guys something truly special.

Ladies and Gentlemen...and I guess transvestites too, I present the Destructoid Edition Modurn Warfairz 2 Limited Edition Xbox 360 Console.



This defective console has been lovingly embellished in genuine Sharpie marker with many of the iconic figures from Modurn Warfairz 2. The console comes with no hard drive, and is RROD'd right out of the box. Of course, this would matter if cords were included, which they are not. (Special Edition MW2 cords are being released soon!)



The main side features a stunning rendition of MW2's infamous Predator missile with his trademark smirk, along with several characters that have no real relation to anything! In fact, every bit of art featured on this console has absolutely no coherence at all. Sweet, right?



The opposite side of the unit features everyone's other favorite star, the AC130. Incorporating a modern Facebook design, this side really gets you closer to the AC130. You can even friend him, check out the buttons I drew! In addition to this, there are also several DToid avatars featured below. Yep, you guys might be on here!



And we come to the front, mimicking the popular MW2 design, it includes several words and numbers that you may or may not understand. Neat! It's also got some other stuff too, but you can check that out later.

This special edition console is super limited, only 1 will ever exist in the entire world. Forget the fact that it doesn't work. Who needs a working system when you can have such class and elegance right in your own living room? Guaranteed to spice up any room or your money back.

How can you get one? I'm not sure yet. As it stands, this has been priced at a value of $1,500.00, plus I'm also using it as a makeshift table thing. But after spending a painstaking 20 minutes creating it, I feel the need to share it with you guys.

I'm also currently accepting bribes.
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Xzyliac
Give it to the first poster! Or if I'm not first screw that guy and give it to me!
Mr Andy Dixon
Fuck Xzyliac! Give it to the first guy who posts this picture:



Or to the guy who just mailed you Lost Planet!
Mr Andy Dixon
@mrandydixon

But... both those guys are you! I guess that means you win twice!

@mrandydixon

Woohoo!
Funktastic
Touche good sir . . . touche! You may have won this round, but I guess it's game on now! =D
Occams electric toothbrush
I'll trade you this three-armed Chinese baby for it!

Occams electric toothbrush
Fuck, he scampered away.

Hold on.


Ok, here he is.

RenegadePanda
Occams just raised the bar.
Kraid
Duuuuuuuude! This is fucking awesome! Can I send you my broken XBOX360? XD
RenegadePanda
That depends Kraid, is it a Halo 360?
Kraid
It's a white 20gb model, that could use some artwork :P
Kraid
It's a white 20gb model, that could use some artwork :P
RenegadePanda
What if I drew a penis on it and mailed it back to you?
garethxxgod
Is it a white 20gb model that could use some artwork?
Mr Andy Dixon
It's a white 20gb model that could use some artwork.
Mr Andy Dixon
@RenegadePanda

Where the fuck is my avatar on that bitch? I thought we were BFF now that I rigged that contest so you could win...
Handy
I tried doing this on my ps3 with Tipp-ex.......didn’t work out so well...

I’m having a hard time figuring out who the avatar with the massive quiff is, Xzyliac perhaps?
Elsa
This is awesome! Ok... the fanboy wars are officially over. I'm a PS3 fangirl... but this console has totally convinced me that I MUST HAVE IT! Yes, I must have this 360... it is awesomeness incarnate.

Unless.... is there a PS3 version????
Stevil
What...The...Shit?
DaedHead8
Pfff old news. I had one of these so called special editions way back in '83.
Daxelman
5 bucks. Take it, and go.
Trebz
I've been looking to spruce up my living room/buy a drink coaster! I must have one!
Beyamor
I'll see Occam's three-armed baby and raise you two two-armed ones. That's nearly twice the arms. Tots worth it though, because this is on par with Da Vinci making a love baby with a Game Cube.
Kraid
OH U GUYS! I blame my IpodTouch

No but seriously bro! DO EET! Not the penis part, of course...
RenegadePanda
@mrandydixon

I tried drawing yours but I couldn't figure out if your name was M Randy Dixon, Mr Andy Dixon or Mrandy Dixon.

This shit matters...I didn't want to do it wrong.
SteezyXL
I know! The 10th fapper should win it and then this blog will make it to the home page!

Come on.. I need one person to fap you so I can be the 10th.
Doctor m3ds
Haha, that's pretty fantastic. I kinda want to get someone to draw on my Xbox now.
CelicaCrazed
That us extremely awesome!
Crunshii
that is one sic looking xbox lol.
lewness
:3

Also, :3
PappaDukes
It's so official looking!
BS3 Owner
Since you value it @ $1,500.oo...
Soooooo, I want my moneyz back!
(( Because i guarantee you; it won't spice my room up. ))

:P
Mr Wrighty 987
Needs more penis.
AlLeBlanc
Awesomeness
NateT
You sir are a true artist.
Mark Griffiths
Distinct lack of slowduck, sir.
TheDRMaster
OH GOD YES
Enkido
Damn it, I need to quit work to spend more time here. That is a sexy machine. You really need to do the marketing for Microsoft. If you did I would probably already have at least two 360s.

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