Today I did something I've never done before. I participated in an industry based focus group. I thought it'd be a great chance to see if mainstream America really was full of backwards hat wearing, beer guzzling, violent, women objectifiers that we're apparently perceived to be. Also, you know, to give my opinions on stuff.
About 30 minutes in, we were given the assignment to take a classic game and update it for the modern era. I suggested Dig Dug, which the group had never heard of. I explained it briefly and showed them some screenshots before it was insinuated that I was a homosexual with little skill and a mother who frequently got compensated for sexual favors. I was then cast aside.
For the next four hours, I sat in a corner playing Senran Kagura, not realizing just what exactly was going on. I eventually passed out and woke up to find an empty room filled with confetti, doors ajar, and this posted on a wall directly in front of me.
What the hell have I done...?