Oh, hello. Do you remember me? It's been awhile since I've posted anything, you know, and I really hope you didn't forget me. I mean I did buy you that pony you wanted for Christmas and everything, I was hoping you'd keep me close in your heart.
So what if I forgot to actually deliver it to you?
Well, that's fine. You see, the reason I've been on such a hiatus, which sounds like some kind of medical condition, is because I've spent the last few months tapping my creative urges to craft something truly special, memorable, and worthy of some kind of TV spin off featuring that actor you really like.
But since my director for Stick Figure Theater 2 Redux: The Stickening dropped out, I had to scrap all that.
So now I'm resorting to desperation. I 'made' something, and I want to show it to you, and since I'm told posting pictures of poop isn't socially acceptable, I'll show you the other thing I made instead.
ARE YOU NOT AMUSED?
DOES JEALOUSY SPEW OUT OF YOU LIKE A FINE PERSIAN WINE?
I GOT IT IN THERE.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.