I've been a part of the Dtoid community for 1 whole year now! ...
... Sort of. I have less than 10 forum posts, because I've been forum-phobic ever since 2006. And I haven't blogged in 3 odd months. But here, have a picture that basically sums up my knowledge of what Destructoid is after a year:
Oh, and the people here are awesome!
My life, at least at work, is essentially Papers Please.
I shit you not.
I currently work as a fraud agent for a large financial institution, and my day basically consists of properly sorting out and identifying an unending stream of people knowing that the clock keeps ticking on, every mistake I can potentially make will be found out. Except I do all that shit over the phone, which makes it slightly harder to ID people, but also means I'm less likely to be shot in the face by some nutjob crossing the border. Should I ever quit, I will end my last call with a hearty "Glory to Arstotzka!" for shits and giggles.
I'm not actually Spiderman. I'm as disappointed as the rest of you, believe me.
I am actually a Nigerian prince in exile. My father was unjustly deposed when I was but a baby. I still have a fortune of 68565845 Trillion US dollars to take out of the country, but current sanctions prevent me from doing so myself. Any brave souls willing to help get my family's rightfull goods out of the country can PM me they're bank info, and they will be handsomely rewarded. God Bless.
P.S., make sure the accounts you send me have at least $10K in them, so the Swiss authorities can accept them as legit.
...P.P.S : Don't actually send me any banking information, you numbnuts.
I live in beautiful, weird-ass weather Montreal city, pothole capital of the world.
Aww, you call that a pothole? That's adorable!
Welcome to Montreal, fools!
Also, the beer is good and abundant and the rent isn't so bad. And we're not Toronto, so that's always a plus.
My game of the moment is pretty much Awesomenauts. My steam ID is up there, in my profile. If you play Awesaumenauts and want to hook up, send me an invite! I play a pretty good Yuri, and my Voltar's not too shabby, either. And hey, I play other games too, so don't be shy. My PSN and Nintendo Network ID are the same as my Steam one: RenaudB90.
I'm pretty goddamn lazy, and rarely fini
As a kid, I wanted to play games for a living. I grew up in a house that had no real PC or internet until I bought my first laptop at the age of 17. Almost makes me sad I missed the Youtube boat, but considering how lazy I am, it was probably for the best.
Besides games, I'm into Science Fiction and Fantasy literature and TV. Big Game of Thrones Nut (or as I still prefer calling it: A Song of Ice and Fire), and I've gotten about 80% of the Star Wars Expended Universe novels released between 1990 and 2012. Also, my favorite writer is probably Isaac Asimov and his Foundation series. At least until Foundation and Earth.
I love each and every single one of you.
Except for that one guy. He's a dick.