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Thoughts on Halo 3
Remz \| 6:13 AM on 10.02.2007	21 comments

So anyway... These last few days I've been playing these Halos that everyone seems to be talking aboots. Don't really feel like writing much though, but I will say this.

The multiplayer fucking rules. Any game that uploads stats so the Entire internet can see how hard I suck is quite sweet and it's not horribly broken like Halo 2 either, joy!

On the other hand, I can barely bring myself to play trough the first level of singleplayer. So dull, I mean shit. That forest filled with camping jackels just screamed meh. I was expected an ass kicking beginning to the finale but instead i got a stroll through the woods. Couldn't they have started the game up wherever the fuck the chief was before he fell from fucking space. I mean what the fuck? That didn't even make sense. Someone said something about some plot explaining comics and shit but still, I don't want to read a series of comics and novels just so I can figure out what happened between two games. But anyway, I guess solid single player is what Bioshock is for.

Bah.

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19 comments | showing # 1 to 19

JACK of No Trades

The story gets better. I didn't think it was all that bad.

Remz

That's good to hear.

I suppose I can't really judge shit from only the first hour or so of the game. Might go back to it soon.

ajaxender

The first level... gets better. Thats the one were you rescue the guys from the dam, right? I found the last bit good fun.

Anyway, its all worth it (guaranteed) when you kill a scarab. Oh, also, i noticed while playing through again by myself (first play through was with my brother) the game is pretty much designed for co-op. I reccomend it.

cjpkiller

....
wait... you are lambasting a games single player because of the first five minutes?
literally within five minutes of the campaign it is the epitomy of awesome.
you save marines on a dam from some brute charges and have to fight drop ship upon drop ship of enemies...

whatever, I'll enjoy my 1000 gamerscore with my katana on the back of my marathon armor...

ajaxender

To each their own, dangale. I take it youre not a huge fan of the gameplay of halo, but thats fine, not everyone is. Glad to see youre not just another halo-basher who misses the good points though.

Remz

To be honest, I've played up until the Ark in coop. But I'll be damned if it doesn't suck whilst played be yourself.

Remz

with* :(

Kryptinite

Man.... 0.78?

You do suck.

Remz

Yeah.

JACK of No Trades

Also make sure you start the game on legendary if you want the full experience.

Remz

Here's a more interesting fact:

What the fuck is a Steaktacular medal, and why do I have one?

Remz

not a fact...

blehman

I'm with you DanGale. I've been bitching on most of these horribly c-blog consuming Halo3 posts aboot the lack of any kinda boss battle. Where's the f'n last boss?

JACK of No Trades

Are there any boss battles in real life? They wanted Halo to be like real life....except in the future.

Kryptinite

@Remz

I Steaktacular occurs when you are on a team that beats the other team by 20 or more points. It's called that because Luck Smith of 1up Yours fame now working for Bungie beat someone a steak dinner that he and his team could beat the other by 20 points of more.

Why do I know this? Because I have a long ass commute to work and I listen to a shitload of podcast. Speaking of which, how's D-Toid's podcast? I only listened once and I had no clue what was going on.

Remz

Aha. Right-o.

Must've got that from that game of shotty snipers on Valhalla.

blehman

Oh yes, they wanted halo to be like real life. Hence, they thought putting Audrey 2 in the second one, and having the protagonist drop in from outer space to "finish the fight" would be just like real life.

Right.

CarlostheJackal

Multiplayer is the whole game, also being able to alter the maps is insane. My boys and I have been making some crazy fun maps, low gravity and all kins of things...great fun.

Neonie

"They wanted Halo to be like real life....except in the future."

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