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So, here we are once again. But this time, it is not to reminisce or talk about what gaming was. This time we have decided that William Blake needs to get with the times a little. So when Mr. Blake once again visited his deranged son, there was no lectures on the good old days or the times that were. There was just an Xbox 360 and a copy of Midnight Club: LA.
Let just say that if we controlled real cars with video game controllers, the world wouldn't stand a chance against this guy. So grab a glass on red, chuck on the bath robe, put another log on the fire and kick back while you indulge yourself in the next chapter that is...William Blake.
Next week we are going to get William Blake to answer some questions in relation to anything worth while. We will also give him his chance at the Japanese blond girl with blue eyes that he has been searching for.
I get to ask him as many questions as possible? It's like celebrating his birthday by punishing him! When do you want the questions?
Also, I love the dialogue between William and Moses.
Cheers.
I don't know what to buy him for his birthday...SHIT!
@CleaningGuy, don't ask too many questions, he will only be answering enough to fit in with a 4 minute time slot, as well trying out a game featuring a japanese blonde with blue eyes.
Understand that this man doesnt know much about gaming and as such the questions you ask will have to be very descriptive, if indeed they are to do with gaming.
In terms of questions, he can pick and choose, I don't want to be overwhelming: Are there too many buttons on a modern controller?
How did your son trick you into doing this?
Have you heard his podcast?
Did you provide Moses with his good looks, his eternal rage, or both?
Why the eternal drive toward a blonde Asian girl?
What is your favorite game you've played recently?
Will you ever review Spasm Chasm?
Can we watch you play Samurai Shodown with your son and his friends?
Which will be the greater gamer dad, you or Papa Burch?
Thanks for your time Mr Blake!
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So next week will be a special William Blake episode where he will answer as many questions as possible.
Be sure to boggle his mind kids
I didn't even know this!
I better go get him a present...
Also, I love the dialogue between William and Moses.
Cheers.
@CleaningGuy, don't ask too many questions, he will only be answering enough to fit in with a 4 minute time slot, as well trying out a game featuring a japanese blonde with blue eyes.
Understand that this man doesnt know much about gaming and as such the questions you ask will have to be very descriptive, if indeed they are to do with gaming.
Cheers
:O)
P.S - I love you
How did your son trick you into doing this?
Have you heard his podcast?
Did you provide Moses with his good looks, his eternal rage, or both?
Why the eternal drive toward a blonde Asian girl?
What is your favorite game you've played recently?
Will you ever review Spasm Chasm?
Can we watch you play Samurai Shodown with your son and his friends?
Which will be the greater gamer dad, you or Papa Burch?
Thanks for your time Mr Blake!