LOBSTER KNIFE FIGHT!
It's motherfucking party time bitches! Wait...
Waaaaaaiiiiit.
No. It's podcast time, not party time. Unless you like to party while we podcast, then it would be party time.
This episode may or may not feature a missing Dan Mazkin once again, he was all set to record but then he got a call from the president after which he farted and flew out the window. If he comes back we'll let you know.
We'll also talk about games and stuff if we can find the time between fapping, crying and fapping some more.
If you don't want to hear us fapping for the
entire podcast be sure to ask us some listener questions, because listener questions are delightful and it has been a slow news week. Ha HA!
Okaaaaaayyyyy..... go.
Your mans for this episode are;
Puppy Licks
Mr Dillinger
DanMazkin (MIA)
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Seriously what the fuck is this bullshit.
Left 4 Dead 2 is banned?!
WHAT THE FUCK!
On another topic, can we please have a peter antre song to open or close with, that cunt is australian and I want to cut in with some demanding awesomeness of me raping him verbally.
Cheers
That's better than nothing isn't it? Right?
Erm...
Left 4 Dead 1?
Well, shit.
Okay, so I suppose you're looking for questions right? It took me a while to comment on your last post looking for questions and Dillinger started getting annoyed, so I suppose you're expecting them
Okay, here we go:
Why is nearly nothing "exclusive" anymore? I mean, as much as I (as a PS3 owner) appreciate getting to play Eternal Sonata, Ninja Gaiden 2, Star Ocean 4, and (if the rumors of an English version are to be believed) Tales of Vesperia, it makes me a bit sad to see that exclusive seems to mean "to be released on another console in a year with some extra shit" to Japanese developers. I suppose it was like that in the Saturn/N64/PS1 days though too. What do you think is the reasoning for this?
What is one exclusive on each console that you'd want on another? What's one you'd never want to lose?
On the topic of exclusives, why the FUCK is Virtual On Oratorio Tangram not getting a PSN release? Seriously, Playstation controller is a perfect replacement for the $300 twin sticks! Also, if the answer is "I dunno", what PSN exclusive would you want on XBLA or vice versa? Now that Castle Crashers and Braid are coming to PSN, all I want from XBLA is VOOT, Shadow Complex, and I MAED A GAM3 WITH ZOMBIES IN 1T!!!1.
Arcade sticks are fucking awesome (despite their immense cost), it's a universally acknowledged fact. What games encouraged you to buy an arcade stick, or could encourage you to buy one?
One fighting game gets a XBLA/PSN rerelease with BlazBlue's immaculate netcode (OF WHICH YOU KNOW NOTHING!), what would it be? (The proper answer here is Darkstalkers 3/Vampire Savior, but I'll let you guys suggest something).
Off the subject of exclusives and downloadable stuff, TGS! What are you excited about?
How much will the 3D Samurai Shodown: The Edge of Destiny suck? (Well, actually, the boxart looks pretty cool, but the game itself looked pretty mediocre in it's early state.
Why can't every damn console be region free? If the 360 weren't region locked, you could simply import L4D2.
Okay, challenge time:
Dillinger: Say one good thing about Sony.
Puppy Licks: Say one good thing about Australia not having an 18 rating.
Okay, those might have been impossible.
Best old-school FPS.
Best Modern FPS.
When did JRPGs start becoming mediocre, generic experiences that flood our handhelds? Nowadays it's rare to find a good one.
PROJECTMOTHERFUCKINGNEEDLEMOUSEHOWTHEFUCKDIDYOUFORGETSLOWNEWSWEEKMYASSYOUMOTHERFUCKERS. Your thoughts? I'm pretty excited.
PAX news interlude!
This is distinctly less interesting new's if DanMazkin is MIA, but at PAX I saw some people playing Duck Hunt and I showed them the hidden 2-player mode that DanMazkin revealed to us. It was fucking awesome and people were happy.
Everybody loved my Servbot shirt, even Anthony Burch complimented me on it at the HAWP panel! Thanks again, you guys.
INTERLUDE CONCLUDED!
Will you guys ever have a RefusedDrunkCastification crossover episode?
Is the Master System the worst console Sega ever made?
If you guys could have one (Non-Arkeg) Arcade Cabinet, what board would be inside it?
Japanese-style arcade sticks, or Western-style?
There are going to be some extra characters in Tatsunoko vs Capcom, who do you want?
Also, on the topic of Duck Hunt from a few paragraphs ago, I just learned that you could shoot the Dog in the 1976 arcade version! What are your thoughts?
Jesus Christ, I'm impressed you're still reading this. You guys actually covered all of my questions on the last podcast, so, as promised, here's a picture of Dillinger as an angry sperm, done in MSPaint, the canvas of kings.
Have a fun podcast!
I forgot about the whole angry sperm thing. That made me laugh last podcast.
But what shits me with the classification board is the double standards of why will one game get through, and then a game which looks less violent or have less drug references get pushed back (even worse when this is really just a mod of the first game).
I understand they have to update guidelines to stay up to date but this is a bit ridiculous.
Also, can I be on soon?!
Am I the most clever mother fucker on the planet?
AND ANOTHER THING. Why do I listen to music so loud? I'm 2.7% deaf in my left ear because of this.
FireFox spell checker doesn't think "mage" is a word, what is this!?
Hahaha, i made a funny...
fuck im a dick
2. When will you get Nebones on the show?
3. What have you guys pre-ordered over the next few months and why those games?