Huh, I never realized that Tekken's Bryan Fury is Roy Batty, kinda obvious now that I think about it.
It is time, once again, for these Aussie fucks to sit down with a drink and talk shit about videogames. This week Dan Mazkin was busted by the feds for browsing 4chan and will not be joining us tonight, so to pick up the slack our good friend Ali D will be returning to the show to grace us with his impressive accent and his equally impressive beard. Hooray!
This week we will follow up on our
Australian games list and discuss the games that you may not have realised were Australian, we will also discuss why so many Aussie games feature kangaroos and tasmanian tigers as the main fucking characters. Seriously, people might start to think we're a nation of furries or something.
We'll also brag that Team Fortress was created in Australia too. You all owe us one for that ;)
As well as our hearty discussions we will be answering listener questions as usual, so hit us up with lots of questions and see if you can beat TheCleaningGuy's record for most questions asked during a podcast. Mr Dillinger will also hit up the the Dtoid Chat during our listener question round and harass anyone who happens to be in the vicinity at the time so... sorry about that.
Your amazing, crazy, colorful super guys for this episode are;
Puppy Licks
Mr Dillinger
DanMazkin (MIA)
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Ali D
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Questions!
Is there a particular game that you know to be technically flawed, but can still see yourself going back to time and time again? Bonus: Which console-era/era of PC gaming would you label as your "favorite"?
...what?
1: This Sony a dick covered in shit?
2: Will George Lucas ever get out of the crazy house and request a recall of every single Star Wars prequel and subsequent prequel game, INCLUDING the memories we all have off them. For the love of fucking God I can only hope!
3: Why does New York looks so fucking awesome in films?
4: Why the fuck wasn't I born in New York?
5: Why is America shit?!
6: I need a new plasma...can I have yours?
7: When you see a chicken, can you not help but think sexual thoughts, or is it just me?
8: Why is masturbation so good?
9: If you could go back in time with a mini-gun with unlimited ammo, a massive penis and super powers which stopped you from dying, where would you go?
10: Complete this sentence: Today the world is _____, because _____ got fucked in the ______.
11: Why do people always draw God with a massive white robe and beard? For all we know he could look more like this:
I think that's it...No, no...wait...
12: What is the least amount of money you would suck a guys dick for?
Cheers
How hard would it be to subdue a kangaroo, climb into it's pouch, and get it to jump around while you're riding shotgun? Someone should do it and make a YouTube video.
To start off my questions I'll ride Puppy Licks' coattails and simply ask:
Each of you do your best Ali D impression.
Each of you do your best TheCleaningGuy impression! (oh god.)
Each of you do your best Chad Concelmo impression!!!
Now onto some PAX stuff, because I am beyond psyched.
Why do you suppose developers don't unveil new games at PAX like they do at E3, or Gamescom, or TGS, or even GDC? Some smaller developers like Telltale do, but that's about it.
I live really near the convention center where PAX takes place, are there any neat conventions where you live?
Speaking of which, how the hell did they sell out PAX this year? I don't think that's ever happened before.
Do you want me to shut up about PAX now?
Too bad.
If you could go to one game convention, what would it be? Mine might have to be TGS.
Speaking of which, why are all of these conventions in a four month period? From June through September we've got (off the top of my head) E3, Gamescom, Blizzcon, PAX, and TGS.
Do you speak any foreign languages? I know a bit of Japanese (Enough to follow Ryu ga Gotoku Kenzan/Yakuza Feudal), but that's it.
Dillinger, how many times are you going to repost "10 Reasons Destructoid should have sex with your mother"?
Ali D, could you stroke your beard with the microphone so we can bask in its glory?
Okay, everyone give me your favorite Capcom game.
Sega game.
Nintendo game.
Sony game.
Microsoft game.
sorry, I'll stop with that one.
If you could vacation anywhere in the world for two weeks, where would you go?
Why did Puppy Licks ask if anyone could ask more questions than me? He knows doing that only leads to me asking more questions than usual.
My favorite import game store(Pink Gorilla, formerly Pink Godzilla until Toho decided to be a bag of dicks) will be at PAX, what should I get?
Puppy Licks, respond to my goddamn PSN friend request. Fucker.
Saturn model 2 controller vs 360 controller, which wins most comfortable controller ever?
Would you rather have more remakes in the vein of Bionic Commando ReArmed, in which they make the graphics 3D, adjust stages, and fine tune the gameplay mechanics or in the vein of Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix, in which they redraw the frames of animation and rebalance the gameplay, but keep the core of the game untouched?
Anyway, I'd add more questions, but I have work tomorrow, and I need my sleep. I look forward to the next episode!