RC - Your typical Australian males.
Ladies and Gentlemen, if you happen to be a regular listener to our show, you may have picked up on the little fact that we tend to swear. A lot. F-bombs, C-bombs, its all part of the foundation of our dialogue as part of being hardened Australian males. Despite this though, we understand that this kind of language does not exactly appeal to everyone (mothers, young children, nuns, and so on), so we here at Refused Classification offer a solution, a way for everyone to enjoy the show without the need of being assaulted by profanties every 25 seconds.
And how will we do this you ask? By Censorship? Pfft, Fuck that, this is Refused Classification! I'm talking about You Swear You Lose!! The concept is that for any time someone swears on the show they have to take a shot of scotch/rum/methylated spirits as punishment. Last time we did this Dillinger couldn't stand up by the end of the show, so its probably something you don't want to miss this time around.
Amidst the drinking, swearing and chaos, we will be discussing:
- Modern Warfare 2's highs and lows
- shooting people in Russain airports
- boycotts that don't mean anything
- countries other than Australia that ban games
- good and bad game endings
- and Religion (oh the joy!!).
As always we'll be answering listener questions if we can still manage to speak english by that point, so post ya comments below or head over to the
RC forum thread to tell us what you really think (or just post some tits, either way).
Cheers Fuckos!
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Besides DrunkCast are a bunch of borderline alcoholics, and that makes them damnright awesome in our book.
Well, I could try to round up a couple questions, if you insist.
Okay, here we go:
Why do you suppose video games aren't commonly accepted by academia as a worthwhile storytelling medium? It seems like games are working to tell more powerful stories (as I'm sure you've discussed a bit by this point in the podcast, due to the planned "No Russian" conversation, unless you were too shitfaced to discuss that), and there are tons of interesting things you can't do in other mediums, so why don't "intellectuals" take games seriously?
Since it is the second drinking game RC, who of the three of you can fit the most swear words into a sentence? (I'm hoping it's Dillinger!)
What are good video game drinking games? (I.E. take a shot every time you lop a head off with a saw blade in Ravenholm in HL2)
Have you cunts played uncharted yet? It's awesome. Talk about it.
Faith No More is going to be in Australia for a week in February for their reunion tour. See them for me and write up a review, would you kindly?
Have you ever considered learning Japanese for a single game or anime? If so, what was it?
How many questions did you get while I was gone? I didn't have time to listen to episodes 15 and 16 due to midterms and shit. Did you miss me? I missed you.
On the last "you swear you lose" RC, I asked everyone what their favorite curse word was, and DanMazkin came up with "You slack-cunted fuck donkey." This was amazing. However, your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to come up with something as good as "slack-cunted fuck donkey". Go.
When are your guys' respective birthdays? I want to try to get you a present. Or a bomb. You might want to let me know your addresses too...
Since the three of you are hopefully drunk by now, lets hear some words that sound funny in drunken Australian!
Say Squirrels.
Pneumatic Tube.
Shigeru Miyamoto.
Hadouken.
Puyallup and Snoqualmie.(towns in Washington)
Okay that's boring now, back to questions!
What JRPG aside from FFXIII is everyone most hyped for? Mine is probably Resonance of Fate, it looks pretty sweet.
On that tangent, why don't more RPGs use guns?
Holy crap, how did Left 4 Dead 2 get so censored? Its like a 13+ rated game now.
Anime! What's new that people are into? I'm kinda liking Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood right now, it's a pretty interesting reboot of the series.
One Sony trend I'm kind of liking right now is the idea of digital imports, which are available for low prices like Armored Core 3 Portable. What niche import games would you like to see follow this method?
What's the most you would pay for a video game, retro or otherwise? (Shh, don't let Bobby Kotick hear you).
If each of RC's hosts were a game, what kind of game would they be?
How many fucking questions will it take to make up for the last couple of podcasts?
DanMazkin, as someone who wants to get a job in the video game industry, what's working for a game company like? What do you do there?
What's everyone's favorite beer?
What is your favorite song that's been used as an opening or ending theme for this show? You've chosen some great stuff.
When are you coming to the US?
Could you please recite the alphabet backwards?
What's the best song for drunken karaoke?
Can you sing it for the audience?
Best video game soundtrack ever?
And... I think I'm done for this week. It's good to be back though!
Thought I'd ask you a handful of question, to make up for lack of what's in your hand when you fap. O SHIT SON HE SHOOTS HE SCORES THE CROWD GOES WILD HE BOWS THANK YOU. Also, judging by the last few weeks, everyone else hates you.
What's your favourite video game pet? I really liked the dog in Fable 2.
This was asked on Giant Bomb, but I'm curious of your onions so I'll steal it. If New Super Mario Brothers Wii was named Super Mario Bros 4. Would your reactions be different?
Speaking of the new Mario, what do you think of the help mode? Whatever it's called.
What game have you pumped the most hours into?
Favourite super natural creature?
Favourite GH or RB song?
Do you prefer thongs or shoes? I can't remember the last time I wore shoes out tbh...
That's enough for now, if think of more I'll ask them, if you're lucky. Whick you're not.
I lose. But who will be the most inebriated by the end of the show?
How drunk would you have to be to fuck a dead platypus?
Some clarification; not this dead platypus, but a dead platypus.
Or this one, either way.
What do you think about our country being run by a bunch of vegetables? I think I'm late because I don't have the net at my new place yet (fucking optus). Kylie or Danii? Alf or Harold? A wombat or Krudd's wife?