This is Refused Classification, Destructoid's 100% Unofficial Aussie Dtoid Podcast for blokes and shielas.
Non-Aussies are more than welcome to listen in too, we won't judge you.
Episodes are recorded fortnightly and feature discussion on the many facets of being an Australian gamer, we also feature swearwords, alcohol consumption and funny accents.
Hey we now have Refused Classification T-Shirts available for sale up on RedBubble.
Why, you ask? I dunno I guess because the logo looks cool or some shit. The shirts are priced with no markup too so we're not profiting off these in any way and you get a sweet shirt at cost price, dig?
This week will will be talking about our new crack that is Borderlands and we will discuss the oncoming game release flood of biblical proportions that is approaching our shores and our wallets. We will also talk about why the fuck any time you see a TV show designed to represent videogames it always sucks shitty shitty balls.
We also want listener questions, a lot of them. So get abusive because Dillinger likes it like that. Isn't that right Dillinger? GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE CUNT! DO YOU WANT TO TASTE THE CURB AGAIN?! I THINK YOU WANT TO TASTE THE FUCKING CURB AGAIN!!!
Our lovely podcast is fifteen episodes, and just like me as a fifteen year old it's all going off the rails in a splendidly chaotic fashion fueled by alcohol and heavily influenced by some guy from warnambool. errr... wollongong.
With that all said and done we have Nebones on as a special guest this episode, and in no time at all the shifty bastard has hijacked our podcast, so we are renaming the podcast to the 'NebonesCast' in honor of his said hijacking.
I think it works quite well, because whenever the show fails hard we can just blame him.
IT'S ALL NEBONES' FAULT!!!
Fuck this week's show notes.
You're not even reading this are you?
You have no idea how much this image makes me laugh.
Hello all, once again it is time to talk shit about videogames while pulling our puds.
That's right, puds.
This week we will talk about the latest developments in the ever-changing Australia/Left4Dead 2 debacle, discuss ratings in general, and give our two cents on the whole 'Citizen Kane of Videogames' mess.
This episode we will (finally) be joined by fellow Aussie Dtoider Nebones, so make sure you ask him questions about what it is like to be Australian. Or a skeleton. Or an Australian skeleton.
This episode of Refused Classification was recorded drunk in front of a live studio audience.
It's that time again!
Those mad Aussie pricks present to you EPISODE 14 of our shameful and depraved podcast. Listen in as we bitch about problems that you all will probably have no clue as to what we are talking about. Also, as an added bonus we actually included the bloody ending to this episode since our new DLC delivery method went bust after we found out the servers got raided by the party van.
Damn party vans, there was no party.
A word of warning, through the second half of the podcast the plonk really starts to take hold and the show becomes quite the rollercoaster, enjoy!
A cavalcade of highfalutin things that we chortle about:
0.24 Epic intro
4.30 What we've been playing
12.50 Impregnating Satan
18.05 Panzer Dragon is half a handjob
20.41 L4D2 update
24.25 Soopa Stree Fya Fawww!
29.10 Juri likes big boobies
34.40 RC Spotlight - Cash for Comments
44.15 Listener Questions (from here on, things get a little....wierd)
1:12:10 Drunken wrap-up madness, MADNESS.
Intro Music: Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner.
Outro Music: Vadrum Meets Super Mario Bros 3
So, here we are once again. But this time, it is not to reminisce or talk about what gaming was. This time we have decided that William Blake needs to get with the times a little. So when Mr. Blake once again visited his deranged son, there was no lectures on the good old days or the times that were. There was just an Xbox 360 and a copy of Midnight Club: LA.
Let just say that if we controlled real cars with video game controllers, the world wouldn't stand a chance against this guy. So grab a glass on red, chuck on the bath robe, put another log on the fire and kick back while you indulge yourself in the next chapter that is...William Blake.
Next week we are going to get William Blake to answer some questions in relation to anything worth while. We will also give him his chance at the Japanese blond girl with blue eyes that he has been searching for.
Well G'day, G'day!
It's that time again, time for us to sit around and talk about vidyagaymz and shite like that.
What hilarity will ensue from such a thing? Who the fuck knows?! But listen in and I'm sure we'll all get along juuuust fine.
On todays episode we'll be talking about more games that we're missing out on and trying to figure out why we need to pay so much for our bloody games.
There'll be more than just whinging though, and that's where you all come in. Ask us questions, questions about life, love and the nature of the universe, and we'll do our best to answer them with a hearty guffaw and a chortle while we twist our mustaches and such and such.