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6:59 PM on 11.02.2009

Refused Classification Ep. 16 Records Tonight, is Australian.

Hey hey look who's a week late!

Yes it's us.

This week will will be talking about our new crack that is Borderlands and we will discuss the oncoming game release flood of biblical proportions that is approaching our shores and our wallets. We will also talk about why the fuck any time you see a TV show designed to represent videogames it always sucks shitty shitty balls.

We also want listener questions, a lot of them. So get abusive because Dillinger likes it like that. Isn't that right Dillinger? GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE CUNT! DO YOU WANT TO TASTE THE CURB AGAIN?! I THINK YOU WANT TO TASTE THE FUCKING CURB AGAIN!!!


Your hosts for tonight are;
Level 30 Hunter - DanMazkin
Level 30 Soldier - MrDillinger
Level 25 Bezerker - Puppy Licks   read

4:53 PM on 10.15.2009

Refused Classification Podcast (By Aussie Dtoiders) Episode 15: NebonesCast

See what I did there?

Our lovely podcast is fifteen episodes, and just like me as a fifteen year old it's all going off the rails in a splendidly chaotic fashion fueled by alcohol and heavily influenced by some guy from warnambool. errr... wollongong.

With that all said and done we have Nebones on as a special guest this episode, and in no time at all the shifty bastard has hijacked our podcast, so we are renaming the podcast to the 'NebonesCast' in honor of his said hijacking.

I think it works quite well, because whenever the show fails hard we can just blame him.


Fuck this week's show notes.
You're not even reading this are you?

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5:54 PM on 10.13.2009

Refused Classification Podcast (by Aussie Dtoiders) Ep.15 Records tonight!

You have no idea how much this image makes me laugh.

Hello all, once again it is time to talk shit about videogames while pulling our puds.

That's right, puds.

This week we will talk about the latest developments in the ever-changing Australia/Left4Dead 2 debacle, discuss ratings in general, and give our two cents on the whole 'Citizen Kane of Videogames' mess.

This episode we will (finally) be joined by fellow Aussie Dtoider Nebones, so make sure you ask him questions about what it is like to be Australian. Or a skeleton. Or an Australian skeleton.


Your filangees for this evening shall be;
Puppy Licks
Mr Dillinger

6:54 PM on 10.05.2009

Refused Classification Podcast (By Aussie Dtoiders) Episode 14: PlonkCast

This episode of Refused Classification was recorded drunk in front of a live studio audience.

It's that time again!
Those mad Aussie pricks present to you EPISODE 14 of our shameful and depraved podcast. Listen in as we bitch about problems that you all will probably have no clue as to what we are talking about. Also, as an added bonus we actually included the bloody ending to this episode since our new DLC delivery method went bust after we found out the servers got raided by the party van.

Damn party vans, there was no party.

A word of warning, through the second half of the podcast the plonk really starts to take hold and the show becomes quite the rollercoaster, enjoy!

A cavalcade of highfalutin things that we chortle about:

0.24  Epic intro
4.30  What we've been playing
12.50  Impregnating Satan
18.05  Panzer Dragon is half a handjob
20.41  L4D2 update
24.25  Soopa Stree Fya Fawww!
29.10  Juri likes big boobies
34.40  RC Spotlight - Cash for Comments
44.15  Listener Questions (from here on, things get a little....wierd)
1:12:10  Drunken wrap-up madness, MADNESS.

Intro Music: Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner.
Outro Music: Vadrum Meets Super Mario Bros 3

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WE EMBED NOW TOO!!!   read

6:33 PM on 10.01.2009

William Blake: The Gamer Dad - Episode 2

So, here we are once again. But this time, it is not to reminisce or talk about what gaming was. This time we have decided that William Blake needs to get with the times a little. So when Mr. Blake once again visited his deranged son, there was no lectures on the good old days or the times that were. There was just an Xbox 360 and a copy of Midnight Club: LA.

Let just say that if we controlled real cars with video game controllers, the world wouldn't stand a chance against this guy. So grab a glass on red, chuck on the bath robe, put another log on the fire and kick back while you indulge yourself in the next chapter that is...William Blake.


Next week we are going to get William Blake to answer some questions in relation to anything worth while. We will also give him his chance at the Japanese blond girl with blue eyes that he has been searching for.

See you then!   read

7:15 PM on 09.29.2009

Refused Classification Podcast, by Aussie Dtoiders - Episode 14 records tonight!

Just another quiet night with the RC Blokes.

Well G'day, G'day!
It's that time again, time for us to sit around and talk about vidyagaymz and shite like that.
What hilarity will ensue from such a thing? Who the fuck knows?! But listen in and I'm sure we'll all get along juuuust fine.

On todays episode we'll be talking about more games that we're missing out on and trying to figure out why we need to pay so much for our bloody games.

There'll be more than just whinging though, and that's where you all come in. Ask us questions, questions about life, love and the nature of the universe, and we'll do our best to answer them with a hearty guffaw and a chortle while we twist our mustaches and such and such.


Your mans for this episode are;
Puppy Licks
Mr Dillinger
DanMazkin   read

7:55 PM on 09.25.2009

An Introduction to William Blake - The Gamer Dad

There comes a time in everybodies life where they must accept the fact that they are outdated, aging and moving ahead in life. It is a natural occurrence that allows the younger generation to step forward and assume the role of the up-and-coming parents, guardians and safe keepers.

Many people loose track of their younger selves as this occurs and feel that they need to grow up. Shifting their interests to a more mature category...such as wine and cheese nights with friends instead of getting pissed in the back yard on a cask of cheap goon.

William Blake is here to inform us on his generation of gaming and recreational activities, and we (Refused Classification) are here to exploit his past and try to bring him up to date with the latest generations choice of fun. We hope you enjoy the first of what we hope to be many episodes through Destructoid.

For now, we feel you should first get to know the man who will attempt to bridge the gap between the old and the new, in terms of generational differences and gaming. We present to you...William Blake


Stay tuned for next week, where William Blake will make his first attempt on playing the Xbox360 and give us his impressions.

P.S - I wrote this entirely while taking a shit
P.P.S - Feel free to thrown us some suggestions on games William Blake should try out   read

7:42 PM on 09.24.2009

Refused Classification Podcast (by Aussie Dtoiders) Episode 13: DLC Edition!!


You all thought that I fucked up and missed the fact that episode 13 of the Refused Classification podcast is missing it's last 20 mintues. Truth be told we actually planned it all along!

That's right! We're doing what Ubisoft did for Prince of Persia and are offering the ending to you as seperate DLC!! MUUAHAHAHAH!!!
What will it cost me to listen to the last 20 minutes of episode 13, you ask? A LOT, thats what.

I want to buy some new pants for my ecksbawks avatar!!

Alternatively you can download the podcast DLC for free by clicking the link below, but SPACEBUCKS!!

Download the podcast HERE (24.29MB)
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6:43 PM on 09.21.2009

Refused Classification Podcast (by Aussie Dtoiders) Episode 13: Left4Dead 2 RAAAAGE!


Hello! It's time once again to listen to us earbash you about shit thats Australian. And my do we have something to talk about!

We're at episode 13, some people say that 13 is an unlucky number, but we didn't think it was this unlucky! The Australian government, in an effort to convince the world that we all hate videogames has refused to classify Left4Dead 2, so it's effectively banned, and understandably we are a little miffed about the situation.

So listen in as we bitch like angsty little teens about it, and if you're lucky we might even discuss other videogames as well.

Bla bla bla bla this episode:
- A wild DanMazkin appears!
- Car auction battles, Doom and Overtime up the ass.
- Now it's time to get pissy.
- In honor of Left4Dead 2 getting itself banned in Australia, 30 seconds of rage!
- The RC Spotlight: Breaking your fucking controller.
- Listener questions, woooo!!

Intro/ Ourtro Music: Shnabubula - Playing Super Mario World While Taking Mushrooms
Break Music: Ryan8Bit - Gradius: The Viper Within
Xenogenocide - Omfg a Tank!!!

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7:00 PM on 09.16.2009

Refused Classification Podcast, by Aussie Dtoiders - Episode 13 records tonight!!


It's motherfucking party time bitches! Wait...


No. It's podcast time, not party time. Unless you like to party while we podcast, then it would be party time.

This episode may or may not feature a missing Dan Mazkin once again, he was all set to record but then he got a call from the president after which he farted and flew out the window. If he comes back we'll let you know.

We'll also talk about games and stuff if we can find the time between fapping, crying and fapping some more.
If you don't want to hear us fapping for the entire podcast be sure to ask us some listener questions, because listener questions are delightful and it has been a slow news week. Ha HA!

Okaaaaaayyyyy..... go.

Your mans for this episode are;
Puppy Licks
Mr Dillinger
DanMazkin (MIA)   read

6:36 PM on 09.08.2009

Refused Classification Podcast (by Aussie Dtoiders) Episode 12: A Wild Scotsman Appears!

A wild scotsman appears! This one appears to be an alcohol-type pokemon and is known for it's ferocious beard attack.

Hey everyone! It's podcast time once again, sure the episode is up a week late but everyone would have been too busy talking about PAX last week to care anyways.

This episode we have our favourite scot Ali D return to help us out since DanMazkin is MIA. He does a great job of keeping the show on track while Mr Dillinger and myself so our best to derail every conversation into blabbering shit-talk.

So, um... Enjoy!

Words that come out of our mouths this episode:
- We all like to drink a lot and swear
- AliD knows how to travel
- Mr Dillinger can't remember what we'd played
- PuppyLicks loves Lost Planet 2
- MrDillinger is just kidding in this part, seriously.
- An Aussie just kicked Galaga's ass yo!
- Aussie games, fool!
- The conversation veers way off topic...
- ...and the racial slurs start to fly!
- The RC Spotlight: Great personal gaming achievements
- Listener questions, here we go...
- Yeah it's basically a shambles from here on in, but they include Jill Sanswiches, impersonations, Dan Mazkins, hardcore beard-mic action and god knows what else.

Intro/ Outro Music: The Adventures of Duane and Brando - Battletoads

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7:40 PM on 09.02.2009

Refused Classification Podcast, by Aussie Dtoiders - Episode 12 records tonight with Ali D!!

Huh, I never realized that Tekken's Bryan Fury is Roy Batty, kinda obvious now that I think about it.

It is time, once again, for these Aussie fucks to sit down with a drink and talk shit about videogames. This week Dan Mazkin was busted by the feds for browsing 4chan and will not be joining us tonight, so to pick up the slack our good friend Ali D will be returning to the show to grace us with his impressive accent and his equally impressive beard. Hooray!

This week we will follow up on our Australian games list and discuss the games that you may not have realised were Australian, we will also discuss why so many Aussie games feature kangaroos and tasmanian tigers as the main fucking characters. Seriously, people might start to think we're a nation of furries or something.

We'll also brag that Team Fortress was created in Australia too. You all owe us one for that ;)

As well as our hearty discussions we will be answering listener questions as usual, so hit us up with lots of questions and see if you can beat TheCleaningGuy's record for most questions asked during a podcast. Mr Dillinger will also hit up the the Dtoid Chat during our listener question round and harass anyone who happens to be in the vicinity at the time so... sorry about that.

Your amazing, crazy, colorful super guys for this episode are;
Puppy Licks
Mr Dillinger
DanMazkin (MIA)

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