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My name is Red. My humble gaming beginning consisted of watching my cousins play games on the nintendo famicom from 9 in the morning til 3. Then I had to go away to the land of sand where I was trained to be a ninja of the sand to fight terrorism. My training consisted of the Sega Mega Drive 2 which came prepackaged with AlienStorm, which was once dubbed as "Showgirls of video games" by the Concelmo. Later on I moved on to the Playstation. Due to my limited funding and due to game publishers in the US not caring about Ninjas training in the sand like me, I resorted to black market alternatives. My great gaming memories consisted of pirated games which I had plentiful of due to the lack of giving a damn by the local authorities. All those games kept me sane in the desert wasteland. I was a prisoner in my own ninja fortress. Then all my training was for naught when the US military beat me to my ultimate mission: CAPTURE SADDAM HUSSEIN. But then they discovered that he was an impostor. Intelligence reports point out that he is where I am stationed now: TEXAS. My mission continues on.
You have read this, you shall be exterminated.

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Steam: ejpbaylon
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PSN: redthehaze
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Gamertag: redthehaze

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Street Figher 4--- WHY DOES IT SUCK SO HARD?? (also, sarcazm) Red TheHaze Veron | 7:19 PM on 01.26.2009 22 comments

Okay guyz I like just played Street FIghter and you know what--- IT SUXXORZ SO BAD MAN!!!! CMON SRSLY its not like other fighting games out there. Capcom is so GHEYYYYY is lyieng to us witht theyre screen caps with all that graphix when its OBVIOUSLY not in 3D. Like, cmon CAPCOM, 2D SUCKS and its so stale I like played Dead or ALive 4 before and that game was really good with the 3D and it has pretty girls CAPCOM gives nothing ugly girls like Chunli or cammy who doesnt even have hot jiggle physics which is next gen like dead or alive. CAPCOM's fans shud be signin a petition right now SIGN MY PETITON http://www.petitiononline.com/SF4LIES/petition.html [also, sarcasm] Attached photos: