C'mon people, you've probably heard of it. That really great show on that really great network? That show where they have this great idea to *cough* "borrow" that great premise from that great show "The Bachelor". But this time they make a great spin on that formula and add in a girl who is immensely popular on that great social networking site and is "Bisexual". So we put those contestants , straight guys and lesbians, who all have great personalities in one big house. Sparks fly as great drama unfolds.

You see, I'm the kind of person who likes accurate information so I must ask you to change all the bolded out "great" words up there in the paragraph above and change them all to "shitty". Now that's more like it. So my pure hate of this show is that obvious, huh? I just hate shallow people. I admit that I am also imperfect and shallow as well, but that doesn't put me on TV and gets me money, does it?

Back to the topic: You know how MTV likes to capitalize one the next "BIG THING" so they try to "whore" (i-ro-ny *wink,wink*) that property til they've drained the life of it (see: Laguna Beach). From that latest "attempt" from Spike TV VG Awards (also from MTV) where they had this great role model for young girls everywhere and had her choosing between the different game consoles just like she does on her show.

You know what, I'm tired of wracking my brain trying to write how immensly great this game would be. If there was a game based on the MTV property it will so great that it'll make 2girls1cup seem like... like... well... it'll be SHITTIER than that.

SUMMArized edition (No pun intended):
1.) I hate Tila Tequila and her show.
2.) If "game" is made for her show, it will the great
3.) Licensed games suck most of the time.


I know, this blog post is great.