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My name is Red. My humble gaming beginning consisted of watching my cousins play games on the nintendo famicom from 9 in the morning til 3. Then I had to go away to the land of sand where I was trained to be a ninja of the sand to fight terrorism. My training consisted of the Sega Mega Drive 2 which came prepackaged with AlienStorm, which was once dubbed as "Showgirls of video games" by the Concelmo. Later on I moved on to the Playstation. Due to my limited funding and due to game publishers in the US not caring about Ninjas training in the sand like me, I resorted to black market alternatives. My great gaming memories consisted of pirated games which I had plentiful of due to the lack of giving a damn by the local authorities. All those games kept me sane in the desert wasteland. I was a prisoner in my own ninja fortress. Then all my training was for naught when the US military beat me to my ultimate mission: CAPTURE SADDAM HUSSEIN. But then they discovered that he was an impostor. Intelligence reports point out that he is where I am stationed now: TEXAS. My mission continues on.
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Half-Life coffee shop in Riyadh, Headcrab expert and former resident from Riyadh weighs in.
Red TheHaze Veron | 11:29 AM on 05.07.2008 8 comments




A reading from my c-blog sidebar alone, none of you may have known that I used to live in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Im not Arab in any way, cept maybe my bad driving (Fuck you if you disagree, I lived there and they sucked at driving I almost died many times). Growing up there, I was exposed to all kinds of imported goods due to the ports being open to any kind of item that wasnt drugs, pork products, booze or porn (Which were all illegal in that country). Needless to say, I grew up with pirated goods from clothes to games but that is a story for another day.

Above is a picture from Kotaku displaying a Half-Life Coffee shop. I can tell you that the existance of this very likely and that this isnt a shoop. Saudi Arabia has lousy copyright enforcement with the government officials more concerned over oil money and religious observance (I was arrested once for having burned music CDs which they thought was porn).
In my years of living there I've seen countless ripping off of stuff, one company even used the character design styles of South Park to sell potato chips. Logo styles of recognizable western companies skewed to sell their own products was a familiar sight and this one here is one of them.



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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 12:21
BlindsideDork
I'd go there...
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 13:36
Eschatos
I'd hit that.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 13:50
Red TheHaze Veron
Head Crab latte FTW. Saudi has porn, booze, and drugs all illegal. No fun at all.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 14:24
Brian Szabelski
Valve's secret plans unveiled: Starbucks is their next target!
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 18:54
razerangel
Id tap that...oil that is
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