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DESUTOID SCANDAL 2008!!! DAY 1 COVERAGE
Redzie | 4:13 PM on 04.01.2008 10 comments




A recent controversy has started within the Destructoid community when pictures of local Destructoid ambassabor mascot, affectionally known as Desutoid, with Japanese pornographic DVDs.




The scandal began when the faux robot had his computer fixed at a local Beast Buy, where an employee from the tech support department, MeekSquad,
found the pictures and began uploading the pictures into the internet. Beast Buy corporate refuses to comment when this reporter asked for a statement and
was told by an employee at the register to "F*** O**".

When the robot impersonator was contacted through the social networking site, FaiseBook, he gave no comments but did reply with a zombie bite and scored number one on scrabulus mong his friends.

This comes to a shock as there were deals between the robot doppleganger to endorse McDonalds in Japan. Contract negotiations have been indefinitely put on hold.

Here is also a picture of Desutoid performing the "Ran Ran Ruu":



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MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Do they have any Asian barely legal stuff over there? Bring me back a couple of DVDs if they do.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
I demand that you send these important pieces of evidence to my good friend Tony Almeida.
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
Scaaaaaaaaandelouuuuuuus.
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
MAY I BORROW YOUR DVDS
Redzie's Destructoid Blog
bah, the DVDs were mosaic'd. you can find tons of unmosaic'd ones ironically from american releases.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
So we've reverse engineered the Japanaese AV video finally? Awesome!
razerangel's Destructoid Blog
wooo Japanese porn...I mean BURN IT. Thats more like it :)!
Fronz's Destructoid Blog
Those glowing robot eyes fucking rock!
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
*le sigh* :(


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