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	DESUTOID SCANDAL 2008!!! DAY 1 COVERAGE
	by Redzie on 04.01.2008 10 comments

A recent controversy has started within the Destructoid community when pictures of local Destructoid ambassabor mascot, affectionally known as Desutoid, with Japanese pornographic DVDs.

The scandal began when the faux robot had his computer fixed at a local Beast Buy, where an employee from the tech support department, MeekSquad,
found the pictures and began uploading the pictures into the internet. Beast Buy corporate refuses to comment when this reporter asked for a statement and
was told by an employee at the register to "F*** O**".

When the robot impersonator was contacted through the social networking site, FaiseBook, he gave no comments but did reply with a zombie bite and scored number one on scrabulus mong his friends.

This comes to a shock as there were deals between the robot doppleganger to endorse McDonalds in Japan. Contract negotiations have been indefinitely put on hold.

Here is also a picture of Desutoid performing the "Ran Ran Ruu":

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There are 10 comments about this post:

MrSadistic says:
(# 0) on 04/01/2008 16:20

Do they have any Asian barely legal stuff over there? Bring me back a couple of DVDs if they do.

Justice says:
(# 1) on 04/01/2008 16:22

I demand that you send these important pieces of evidence to my good friend Tony Almeida.

Neonie says:
(# 2) on 04/01/2008 16:27

Scaaaaaaaaandelouuuuuuus.

whiteboy0869 says:
(# 3) on 04/01/2008 16:29

MAY I BORROW YOUR DVDS

Redzie says:
(# 4) on 04/01/2008 16:31

Redzie says:
(# 5) on 04/01/2008 16:32

bah, the DVDs were mosaic'd. you can find tons of unmosaic'd ones ironically from american releases.

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 6) on 04/01/2008 16:39

So we've reverse engineered the Japanaese AV video finally? Awesome!

razerangel says:
(# 7) on 04/01/2008 17:00

wooo Japanese porn...I mean BURN IT. Thats more like it :)!

Fronz says:
(# 8) on 04/01/2008 17:44

Those glowing robot eyes fucking rock!

Aziel13 says:
(# 9) on 04/01/2008 17:54

*le sigh* :(

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