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My name is Red. My humble gaming beginning consisted of watching my cousins play games on the nintendo famicom from 9 in the morning til 3. Then I had to go away to the land of sand where I was trained to be a ninja of the sand to fight terrorism. My training consisted of the Sega Mega Drive 2 which came prepackaged with AlienStorm, which was once dubbed as "Showgirls of video games" by the Concelmo. Later on I moved on to the Playstation. Due to my limited funding and due to game publishers in the US not caring about Ninjas training in the sand like me, I resorted to black market alternatives. My great gaming memories consisted of pirated games which I had plentiful of due to the lack of giving a damn by the local authorities. All those games kept me sane in the desert wasteland. I was a prisoner in my own ninja fortress. Then all my training was for naught when the US military beat me to my ultimate mission: CAPTURE SADDAM HUSSEIN. But then they discovered that he was an impostor. Intelligence reports point out that he is where I am stationed now: TEXAS. My mission continues on.
You have read this, you shall be exterminated.

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Steam: ejpbaylon
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PSN: redthehaze
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Gamertag: redthehaze

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DESUTOID SCANDAL 2008!!! DAY 1 COVERAGE Red TheHaze Veron | 4:13 PM on 04.01.2008 13 comments

A recent controversy has started within the Destructoid community when pictures of local Destructoid ambassabor mascot, affectionally known as Desutoid, with Japanese pornographic DVDs. The scandal began when the faux robot had his computer fixed at a local Beast Buy, where an employee from the tech support department, MeekSquad, found the pictures and began uploading the pictures into the internet. Beast Buy corporate refuses to comment when this reporter asked for a statement and was told by an employee at the register to "F*** O**". When the robot impersonator was contacted through the social networking site, FaiseBook, he gave no comments but did reply with a zombie bite and scored number one on scrabulus mong his friends. This comes to a shock as there were deals between the robot doppleganger to endorse McDonalds in Japan. Contract negotiations have been indefinitely put on hold. Here is also a picture of Desutoid performing the "Ran Ran Ruu": Attached photos: