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My name is Red. My humble gaming beginning consisted of watching my cousins play games on the nintendo famicom from 9 in the morning til 3. Then I had to go away to the land of sand where I was trained to be a ninja of the sand to fight terrorism. My training consisted of the Sega Mega Drive 2 which came prepackaged with AlienStorm, which was once dubbed as "Showgirls of video games" by the Concelmo. Later on I moved on to the Playstation. Due to my limited funding and due to game publishers in the US not caring about Ninjas training in the sand like me, I resorted to black market alternatives. My great gaming memories consisted of pirated games which I had plentiful of due to the lack of giving a damn by the local authorities. All those games kept me sane in the desert wasteland. I was a prisoner in my own ninja fortress. Then all my training was for naught when the US military beat me to my ultimate mission: CAPTURE SADDAM HUSSEIN. But then they discovered that he was an impostor. Intelligence reports point out that he is where I am stationed now: TEXAS. My mission continues on.
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COME TO BRIAN CRECENTE's HAIR PALACE!!!

Red TheHaze Veron

5:02 PM on 04.01.2008

Brian Crecente of Kotaku fame--- has reopened his hair palace for all gamers and non-gamers to enjoy!!!

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Justice

Hmm I'm still not sure which DTOID April fools was better. Last year or this one. All I know is both had me rolling, but I think the hair palace will always have a special place here.

MrSadistic

I just got a haircut, but I definitely need my pubes trimmed.

Red TheHaze Veron

@justice:
theyre both good but this years is better cause almost the whole site is integrated with the joke.

@MrSadistic
this is perfect for both Kotaku and Destructoid:

king3vbo

CLASSIC

NotAZombie

But the Hair Palace will always live on. That reminds me of how I found Dtoid. It was through Kotaku on April fools.

Detry

Yea that one was great.

"I touched his hair, it was soft like children" - Robert Summa

Brian Szabelski

I do need a haircut...

Bob Muir

I loved this last year.

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