My name is Red. My humble gaming beginning consisted of watching my cousins play games on the nintendo famicom from 9 in the morning til 3. Then I had to go away to the land of sand where I was trained to be a ninja of the sand to fight terrorism. My training consisted of the Sega Mega Drive 2 which came prepackaged with AlienStorm, which was once dubbed as "Showgirls of video games" by the Concelmo. Later on I moved on to the Playstation. Due to my limited funding and due to game publishers in the US not caring about Ninjas training in the sand like me, I resorted to black market alternatives. My great gaming memories consisted of pirated games which I had plentiful of due to the lack of giving a damn by the local authorities. All those games kept me sane in the desert wasteland. I was a prisoner in my own ninja fortress. Then all my training was for naught when the US military beat me to my ultimate mission: CAPTURE SADDAM HUSSEIN. But then they discovered that he was an impostor. Intelligence reports point out that he is where I am stationed now: TEXAS. My mission continues on.
You have read this, you shall be exterminated.
So hey, wasn't last night a blast? You know, that thing you did to start of the weekend? Oh, it sucked? Well, It's satruday afternoon wherever you are in the USA and saturday night is fast approaching.
What else is approaching? MONDAY!!!!
But this week's different; for the Americans, its Thanksgiving. It's that holiday where America's founding fathers ate Turkey with those native Americans for the sole purpose to gain their trust only to have them screwed over in the following decades.
So I urge you after our trailer of tonight from the good folks over at Japanator that you tell us your plans for this week.
The trailer is for Detroit Metal City, a movie based on a Japanese comic about the most reserved dork you ever know who secretly is the frontman for a Japanese Hardcore Metal band. Their songs have lyrics such as fuck, rape and murder. A nice family movie.
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And... No sex.
So, it sucks.