And so it came to pass that Ryan awakened from his drunken stupor in the seediest of pubs with yearning in his heart and loins for games and, of course, more beer. To the top of highest mountain he climbed and belched for the Call. It resounded through the valley, cavern and gutter. And from his puddle of puke, Josh did raise himself up to answer it.
To drink, to stream and to win is their noble quest. They are indomitable. They are invulnerable. They are, often intoxicated. Together they are, If We Can Be Reel!
Before you is evidence of the prowess of Josh and Ryan, forged in the fires of a thousand exploding super novas and cooled in the vacuum of the Void itself, and combined their powers to form the ultimate dream stream team. They call themselves, If We Can Be Real, and with great certainty they are the realest you'll know. From the corner of the universe, Josh and Ryan heard the call to challenge and have hastened on the backs of their fiery cyber-rhinos to fabled Destructoid to answer it. Long was their journey. Hard were the battles fought. But they stand ready. May the gods of Dtoid look on them with favor.