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About Me

Name: Noah "Motherfuckers can't touch his style" Rodriguez
Game: Bringing the ruckus
D.O.B: August 6th, 1991.
Hometown: Bridgeport, Connecticut
Ladies: I am indeed single ;D

Height: The Tallest Boy in the World
Weight: Like, a lot.
Hair: lighter than leather
Eyes: Black as the void
I'd be really happy: If anyone were to catch that ESIV: Oblivion reference.

Food: Is delicious. I like Steak and anything with cheese the best.
Beef Jerky: Is the manliest snack in the world.
Beverage: I am quite partial to the bubbled sugar waters, a.k.a. Soda Pop. My current poisons: Pepsi, Mountain Dew (Regular, Voltage, Baja Blast, Code Red), Diet Coke, Cream Soda.
Candy: Yes, please.

Music: Metal and Hip-hop, and everything in between.
David Bowie: is the fucking man.
Greatest Band Ever: Mastodon
Best Rapper Alive: MF DOOM
My Guitar: Her name is Lorelei.

Sports: Football. American Football.
Team: New England Patriots.
Hockey: Sucks

Superhero: Batman, who can whip Superman anyday.
Supervillain: Skeletor from He-Man.
Superpower: The Power Cosmic, because why just settle for one?
Transforming Robot: Voltron. Michael Bay ruined Transformers for me.
Super Crew: The Avengers, because when you think about it, The JLA is nothing more than a Bureaucracy for Superheros. That's Lame.

Gaming: is life.
Genres: Platformers, Action/Adventure, First and Third Person Shooters, Music & Rhythm, Fighters & Beat'em Ups, Shmups, Puzzlers.
Currently Playing: Spider-Man: Edge of Time, Captain America: Super Soldier
Systems: Xbox 360 (They call it that cause when you see it you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away DURR HURR HURR IT'S SO FUNNY IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!), PSDouble, DS. Collection is growing, don't you worry.
Psychonauts: is overrated, and you made it that way by not shutting the fuck up about it.

Picture of Me?: Thought you would never ask.

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Gamertag: RedfaceNG2

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THUNDER GROPE!!!!! Jim Heine | 11:51 AM on 02.14.2009 13 comments

Special thanks to fellow Dtoider Buster, without whom I would have never found this glorious scene from the upcoming Street Fighter IV anime movie, due to drop the same day as the game in America. Anyone who has pre-order or who is planning to buy the special Collector's Edition will be recieve the movie as part of the package. I know as soon as I get my copy, I plan on rewinding this part over and over again. In this fight scene, C.Viper employs a myriad of devastating moves against Cammy, such as a crushing vag punch, finally dispatching the young fighter with a fiery kick to the face (Ryu watches the entire fight unfold, mouth agape and no doubt pitching a tent in his pants). But no move is more excrutiating, more humiliating, or more sexy than C.Viper's patented thunder grope. Watch for it at the 1:03 mark: Watch in awe (as well as pure ecstasy), as C.Viper sensuously grasps Cammy's Large, tender bosom in her hand--and then zaps the shit out of her. I have to applaud the creative team behind this movie, for making such a universal movie production. Judging by this scene and this scene alone, I can tell that not only can this movie be enjoyed by the avid Street Fighter and Video game fan, but also by any hot-blooded male with an interest in boobies and by electro-shock fetishists. Bravo, Good sirs. Bravo. [EDIT: Fixed the embeding] Attached photos: