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Name: Noah "Motherfuckers can't touch his style" Rodriguez
Game: Bringing the ruckus
D.O.B: August 6th, 1991.
Hometown: Bridgeport, Connecticut
Ladies: I am indeed single ;D

Height: The Tallest Boy in the World
Weight: Like, a lot.
Hair: lighter than leather
Eyes: Black as the void
I'd be really happy: If anyone were to catch that ESIV: Oblivion reference.

Food: Is delicious. I like Steak and anything with cheese the best.
Beef Jerky: Is the manliest snack in the world.
Beverage: I am quite partial to the bubbled sugar waters, a.k.a. Soda Pop. My current poisons: Pepsi, Mountain Dew (Regular, Voltage, Baja Blast, Code Red), Diet Coke, Cream Soda.
Candy: Yes, please.

Music: Metal and Hip-hop, and everything in between.
David Bowie: is the fucking man.
Greatest Band Ever: Mastodon
Best Rapper Alive: MF DOOM
My Guitar: Her name is Lorelei.

Sports: Football. American Football.
Team: New England Patriots.
Hockey: Sucks

Superhero: Batman, who can whip Superman anyday.
Supervillain: Skeletor from He-Man.
Superpower: The Power Cosmic, because why just settle for one?
Transforming Robot: Voltron. Michael Bay ruined Transformers for me.
Super Crew: The Avengers, because when you think about it, The JLA is nothing more than a Bureaucracy for Superheros. That's Lame.

Gaming: is life.
Genres: Platformers, Action/Adventure, First and Third Person Shooters, Music & Rhythm, Fighters & Beat'em Ups, Shmups, Puzzlers.
Currently Playing: Spider-Man: Edge of Time, Captain America: Super Soldier
Systems: Xbox 360 (They call it that cause when you see it you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away DURR HURR HURR IT'S SO FUNNY IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!), PSDouble, DS. Collection is growing, don't you worry.
Psychonauts: is overrated, and you made it that way by not shutting the fuck up about it.

Picture of Me?: Thought you would never ask.
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Gamertag: RedfaceNG2
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For those born on this day; we salute ye, Children of the Bomb! (and other wildly meandering gibberish paragraphs)
Jim Heine | 3:00 AM on 08.06.2009 10 comments




There is nothing more pathetically egotistical than wishing yourself a happy birthday in a public forum (or getting your name tattooed on yourself, but I won't get into that), so instead, I will wish everyone who was born on this day, August 6th, a very happy birthday. If you can, be like me and take some time to morbidly obsess over the fact that this day is also the anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima. Now then, I have a few things I'd like to mumble incoherently about:

- If today is indeed your birthday, perhaps you can delight us by recanting tales of the fabulous treasures that have been bestowed upon you on this, The feast of your birth. For my 18th summer, and my passage into legal adulthood as recognized by the United States Government, I have received a 32 inch LCD Panasonic HDTV with 720p and iPod compatibility, courtesy of my cousin Erik (I don't know if you'll be reading this, Erik, but you have enriched my gaming experience in ways that I only dreamed of while drooling over the Best Buy catalog, and for that I thank you). I promise to post pictures of it (and the rest of my room, which has some trinkets that some of you may find interesting) soon.

- HD gaming is so fucking sexy, you guys. IT IS SO FUCKING SEXY, YOU GUYS. Where have I been these past few years? What the hell have I been missing? I can't believe how amazing this is. This is the best thing ever. I can't wait to play Brutal Legend on this fucking thing. I love this new t.v.

- If you are De bloo, please be aware that I haven't sent you your shirt yet. This is why you have yet to clothe your body in glorious garb depicting the Holy visage of Little Mac. Sorry, brah; my bee. I promise to ship it before year's wane (and should I break my vow, I'll buy you any game you want and send it too you with your shirt).

- If you haven't already, you should go check out Penny Arcade's Automata,a futuristic take on the Prohibition Era. It's a masterpiece, and I hope to see more of it in the future.

- Long time readers of my c-blog (who are as rare as they are imaginary) will know that a while ago I wrote of my intentions to get a tattoo to commemorate the Bombing of Hiroshima (you'll also note that I mentioned Hiroshima and tattoos when opening this blog. Keep in there, it's been a long road and the pay-off's coming). Many of you panned this idea, claiming that it would offend the Japanese population as the major detraction for getting such a tattoo done. This has only steeled my resolve in the matter, and I contacted a tattoo artist and told him about my idea. He did a quick sketch and now I am strongly considering going with his idea. I'd like to once again open the flood gates and gauge your opinion on this new design.



That's about it for now. I still have my new t.v. and I'm dying to see how Fight Night Round 4 looks on this puppy. Have a great day, and Have a Happy Birthday!



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BlackSunEmpire's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 04:58
BlackSunEmpire
So whats with the nuke love??

I'd say, for a tattoo, unless you intend on it being on your face or hand, or other part of the body which is not normally covered, don't ask other people what they think. Tattoo's are a personal thing, just pick something you are unlikely to live to regret.

Having said that, I think I'd choose death over having that picture permanently emblazoned on my body. And thats why this decision needs to be yours alone. Do you have some sort of link there other than being born on the same day 4 years later??
BlackSunEmpire's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 04:58
BlackSunEmpire
Fuck it, 46 years later
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 07:33
Das Inchworm
get a different tattoo artist..that looks like shit, even if it is a sketch. Unless you ask him for a legit sketch, one whose lines weren't fucked up, don't do it.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 07:41
Jesus H Christ
That is absolutely fucking awful for just about every reason. I think you should get it.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 09:26
Elsa
You weren't even born in 1945... it seems so random (and a bit hateful to commemorate a tragedy of that nature with a tattoo). Some claim that the World Wide Web was "created" on August 6th, 1991... at least that event is directly tied to your actual Birthday...

eh, you live with a tattoo for the rest of your life (unless you go through painful/expensive procedures to have it removed) - and if this is what you really want, then maybe it's best that people know what kind of person you are/were.

In my opinion, it's kind of sad though.
Cuba Gooding Jr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 09:26
Cuba Gooding Jr
I say get it! It'll be a fun little story to tell on job interviews.
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 10:29
Bulkmailer
Happy birthday.
Deathofthedead's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 10:00
Deathofthedead
This post warrants a multi-pronged response.

A) Happy birthday.
B) That is a weird-ass design to want permanently on your body, but if it makes you happy then go for it, man.
C) Automata is indeed wonderful.
D) The phrase "who are as rare as they are imaginary" made me laugh.
E) The dog picture at the top is simply delightful.
PAPERCHASERCHiCK's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2009 18:44
PAPERCHASERCHiCK
HEY MY NAME iS TIARA iM 15 YEARS OLD I HAVE A SEGA GENESIS 3 THAT iM TRYING TO GET RID OF..IM NOT GOING TO LIE TOO YOUU THE GAME DOES NOT WORK IT IS COMPLETELY DEAD BUT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED I HAVE SEVEN GAMES THAT GO WITH IT THE MAIN CORDS AND TWO CONTROLLERS IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE !! EMAIL ME AT TAZZLADII@YAHOO.COM OR ADD ME ON MYSPACE [MYSPACE.COM/SHADOE122] !! (:
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