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(NVGR) Half Ton(!) Man Gets Married
Zombutler | 2:02 PM on 10.27.2008 18 comments


Manuel Uribe, the world's heaviest man, got married over the weekend. You have to be happy for the guy, but how do you let yourself get to weigh over a HALF TON??!?!
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Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 14:25
Char Aznable
When you need to be backed up on a flatbed truck to the wedding, you've officially lost all dignity.

In terms of his bride, though, he's done pretty damn well for himself.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 14:36
BS3 Owner
Which part did she marry? I've figured it out...

BTW she married him for his life insurance policy, NO?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 14:43
MrSadistic
I'm too high-brow for fat jokes, so I only have this to say:

what a fat ass
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 14:48
Half left
You'd have thought when he got to a third of a ton he'd think:
"I'm getting kinda big, for a land mammal".
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 14:53
NotAZombie
Don't you have to try to get that big or am I just mistaken?
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 15:05
garison
Why would she marry a guy like that?
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 15:10
Char Aznable
@Garison

Proportionally enormous penis?
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 15:25
Niero
Fox claims he was once over a ton and lost half the weight recently:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330542,00.html

He was already 260 pounds at 19 and according to an interview has some hormonal problem that causes it. Wild.

In other obesity news, I've seriously lost over 25 pounds this year just by not eating fries with my fast food and substituting soda for low calorie powdered drinks/teas like Crystal Light. If anyone is interested in losing weight with minimal effort and no exercise I recommend reading "eat this not that" by the authors of Men's Health. Changed my life! Ironically, I bought it at Fry's.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 15:28
Zombutler
Ironically, I bought it at Fry's.

haha
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 15:29
The Bez
Niero our new lighter, sexier robot overlord!!
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 15:58
Aziel13
maybe that will be some motivation to lose a few hundred pounds
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 16:14
VWGTI
There are so many possibilities with jokes I don't know where to begin.

All I can say is "lol."
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 16:47
The Bez
I lold so hard when the truck backed up and went *beep* *beep* *beep*
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 17:20
ThunderHeartXI
Damn, got a nice one. At over half a ton. I'm jealous now. God fucking damn it.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 17:50
Usedtabe
Either he's a kick ass dude, she wants the publicity, or she expects him t onot be around for long. Or a combination of the three. I hope this dude isn't getting scammed by a scandalous girl. Best of luck to them.
crackity jones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 18:21
crackity jones
hey ... that guys fat
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 21:50
Daxelman
I've seen worse.


Good on him though.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 05:55
nebones
lol wat?
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