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CNBC Reports: Sony is Winning
ReclusiveSpirit \| 10:07 PM on 07.21.2008	18 comments

Yes my friends, your eyes are not deceiving you. CNBC has declared that Sony is winning the current console war. And it's all built upon the information CNBC reporter Jane Wells has gotten from her 16 year old son.

Apparently Jane's son made this bold decision based entirely on Sony's E3 press conference. Then he watched the Sony press conference, and the world as we know it changed. After hearing about "Metal Gear Solid 4", as well as other Playstation exclusives in the pipeline and the awesomeness of Blu-ray, he promptly packed up his Xbox 360 and all his games and went down to Game Stop to trade them in.

More hilarity ensues from there. In fact, one of my favorite quotes was, "Because Playstation players are ninjas!" I can't top that one. If you want to see it for yourself, just go right here. What can I say? Sorry Microsoft. Sorry Nintendo. Jane has spoken.

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18 comments | showing # 1 to 18

Alexradl

The console war is officially over.

Jane Wells: CNBC reporter/gaming expert

NihonTiger90

Jane Wells is an idiot. So is her son.

grassr00ts

...sight...

ReclusiveSpirit

I wonder how many free games Sony is gonna send the kid?

the GAMEGOBLIN

DAMMIT Y0J1MB0 WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT CHILD

TrailerParkJesus

lol poor kid doesn't know he has a retard for a mother.

ReclusiveSpirit

*lol* @THE GAMEGOBLIN

Crunshii

lmao.

Y0j1mb0

Gamegoblin:

I whispered ancient voodoo incantations through the bluetooth headset to make him see the dark way...

groudaxius

She knows her stuff!

ReclusiveSpirit

But how did YOj1mbO brainwash the Game Stop boys???

Celdurant

Having applied to gamestop, they hand you a manual that tells you to spout whatever is necessary to move merchandise.

First rule of retail.

Y0j1mb0

Celdurant:

Correction: The ONLY rule in retail.

ArrestedDeveloper

Shouldn't a national reporter be able to afford to buy her child both consoles?

nebones

Well I guess it's over.

nebones

Well I guess it's over.

RonBurgandy2010

I'm just surprised this didn't come from FOX NEWS.

king3vbo

That article was just... confusing

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