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OSup, I'm Reaprar/PenisBeam and I'm about to make you have a triple orgasm with my words, and my rock.

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Reaprar Recaps: Cblogs of 31.08.2008
Reaprar \| 12:57 AM on 09.01.2008	9 comments

I'm bringing it back folks, maybe because there was barely anything today, maybe because I was bored, or maybe I just love you.

No Reapisms™ though, I'm far too busy crashing some castles.

*- Why the $200 Xbox360 is important, Well said ted, well said.
*- RandomBullsEye gives us a tour of old school beat 'em up games, well written, and touches on some classics. Bad Dudes, fuck yeah.
*- A good read from this guy that I don't know, but I suffer from the same problem he does, featured due to lack of shit today.
*- Protip: If you ever want to get featured by me, put a picture of Conan in your blog somewhere.

A- McBennet's Merc2 impressions
A- I have no interest in weeaboo RPGS, but TrailerParkJesus does, so read this if you do like he does, I didn't.
M- Harukai goes over "The Moment"
M- Tubatic instantly replays Castle Crashers, like we've all been doing for the past five days.
M- Korg DS is one of those 'games' that I find silly but adicting.

W- Bahamut, A winrar is you.

E- Dtoiders at Pulsewave, pics inside.
E- Blehmen: PAX is like getting raped while crying.
D- Dephect shows us one angry Destructoid, you could say he was STEAMING MAD, OHOHOHO
S- God damn lazy mother fuckers, fix our failcast.
R.I.P- I didn't know your xbox, but many of us have felt the fallen of our loved ones, we're here for you. Or atleast, someone's here for you, I'm not. Mine's still fine, and I'm playing castle crashers, it's awesome, I bet you can't wait to play this, huh?

N- Reeper finds a rare treasure, only $9500! A bargain!

L- Old School WiiFit, I lol'd.
R- Paul Soth is going to be helping out at Seasons Beatings, I'm jealous. Also WHERE YOUR CURLY MOUSTACHE AT!?
R- I require your computer.
?- SurplusGamer isn't doing part 2 of something, I don't know who he is or what he's talking about.
?- I have no idea what this is about, D&D or someshit.
?- I didn't read this because I'm lazy, someone joining the game industry or someshit, I don't know.
?- Fusiontr Joins GameDaily HUD?

S- Slowpoke.jpg
F- Necros is drunk, apparently.
F- BlitHaeve has joined destructoid, lets lynch him.
F- You, and your idea are retarded Halo is MASSIVE, they're not going to go indy.
F- I still don't know who surplus gamer is, but this wall of text confirms that I'll continue to ignore him.

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8 comments | showing # 1 to 8

Shin Oni

I love you too Reaprar

ZServ

i love your recaps. so honest :P

njsykora

Oh thank fuck someone decided to do one between my last one and tomorrow.

Detry

I'm so fucking lazy. I appreciate you bitches. Seriously.

Mah left ball is getting sweaty. Moar fans. :D

nebones

THIS SHIT IS SO CASH

MechaMonkey

Hooray, another addition to the Recap Squad: 2nd Generation!

Nice to see someone picking up the weekend shift.

Y0j1mb0

Good recap Brother Reaprar.

pendelton21

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

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