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OSup, I'm Reaprar/PenisBeam and I'm about to make you have a triple orgasm with my words, and my rock.

Cblog Recaps - I do these sometimes, it's hard work, but fufilling, besides, I get to read what you all write, which could be good or bad, but either way I'm READING THINGS

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Reaprar Recaps: Cblogs Of 09/09/08
Reaprar \| 12:58 AM on 09.10.2008	9 comments

Originally I was going to rant about spore, but I'm tired and lazy today, and by the time I was done recapping all my rage seemed to have evaporated, hopefully it'll be here next week.

*- Welkstar continues work on the Retroforce Mame Cabnet, it's looking pretty sexy thus far.
*- Outtakes from the spirits of Jim video I missed yesterday, RE-MIX!
*- Only picking this because it's awesome, I did tip this in a few days ago, but nobody picked it up, then I realized I was too lazy to blog.
*- Normally I'd fail this kind of blog, but holy shit that's AWESOME. FUCK YEAH.

A- TeknoDwarf's Top 10 Amorphous Blobs of gaming.
A- Subenu pops his cherry on Super Metroid.
A- SWPM's reasoning for Perfect Prosecutor being amazing, sadly I'm not reading it for I has fears for massive spoilerz.
A- More dreamcast love.
S- OH SUP, RECAPPING A RECAP! DIVIDING BY ZERO FUCKERS!
S- Blindside has fond memories of the dreamcast. Also lol'd at Typing of the dead.
S- Nihon Returns with his Does it suck series, this time, Daikatana.
M- Nebones be hatin' on dem machine gunz!!
M- EY MAN FUCKA DAT XBOX LIVE DERPA DERP DERP.

C- CONTEST REMINDER: Win a PAX Vault Boy puppet! (Wow, it's been a long time since I've posted in this section.)
C- Give blood, win a game. Technically not a contest, but whatever, it fits here.

E- 'Cutie Honey' brings us a bunch more Pax Picz.
F- Scotty got dem TEAM FOTREZZ TUDAAAAYZ!
R.I.P- Well, atleast you has kitties.
H- Triox shows us his gaming chair, commence drooling.

N- Amazon has a sweet deal on Left 4 Dead.
N- Something about Virtua Fighter being a 'sport' in some 'pro gaming' shit, I don't know, Virtua Fighter sucks.
N- I've always said Australia was a useless mass of land, and now I have an excuse! Fuck you Australia, and fuck you AUSTRALIANS. Yeah, I went there. Your accent is annoying.
N- Holy shit long title for such minor news, Metallica DLC for GH3.
V- Xbudz creates the Enterprise in spore.
V- More Dreamcast Day love, ChuChu rocket was awesome.
T- How about 'gamers' or 'not gamers'?
T- Mogg's spore impressions.
T- Ryu's Infinite Stupidnameovery impressions.
T- Velt hates microsoft or someshit, I skimmed over this, same old "mehmehmeh xbox sucks blahblah", we've heard it all before, despite the fact that failure rates have dropped since initial launch and all that.

F- Depp/Hoffman somewhat confirmed for next Batman?
F- HITO GOT DEM BLU RAYS NIGGA, YEA YEA!

L- Jim attacks Oasis.
L- Dolphins are JAWESOME.
R- Mega64 easter egg.
R- Chad made a post with rainbows in it.
R- YouKilledMyGuy found a pretty game-breaking glitch in bioshock, that's a shame.
?- Something about critics and video games and chad, I don't know.

S- What's this? C-CASTLE CRASHER SONGS? YOU DON'T SAY!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
F- You need to watch me lodging my foot up your ass.
F- ..Did you think you were informing us? For the past year I haven't been able to turn on my tv without hearing this, and I haven't been able to glance at the internet without a LOL HALF LIFE LOLOLOL joke.
F- Let me know where the part I'm supposed to laugh at is.
F- Not going to read that, keep it off my dtoid and yiff in hell
F- Yay, more broken blogs, I love these.
F- Wow, a dreamcast post with only one line, awesome!
F- ...Did yo-... yeah, you did, you just reposted this. No.
F- Dtoid =/= Twitter.
F- Thanks for advertising your shitty website, with your equally shitty and outdated 'review'.

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No Reapisms, so instead, here's a few shits you should watch:

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How have I never seen this video before?

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I know I shouldn't laugh at this. I'm not sure what does it, some point in this video I just burst out laughing, outdated as the song may be.

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8 comments | showing # 1 to 8

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Oh snap... Reaprar's Top Picks... I'm honored.

Good job with the recap meng.

tazarthayoot

I really wish I didn't fucking fail at life sometimes when I'm talking. I have the most full retard stutter on earth.

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give us hell reaprar!

Clint

No spoilerz Reaprar, no need to fret :)

pendelton21

Aww...no love for Storm Eagle.

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Aflong aflongkong.

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Not a bad yob, Reaprar.

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